Bring it on Betty!Sanchez...Things are going to get ugly and I don't mean your looks.
BTW didn't you slander Monroe's mom?
Here is a start for your slander suit.
I "Just a John" hereby state this to be true:
Monroes Mom performs fellatio for any one who will give her $1.65
I have also witnessed her performing "Tea Bags" on homeless men in Penn Station. I however can not confirm who "ELSE" performs the same acts of prostitution but her son insists he is aware of a person or persons who match his Moms special illegal talents. I also state emphatically that she is more than adept at her work for she has lured me in with her lewd promises of carnal gratification and made good on such promises. Proof being traces of my D.N.A. to be found on her dentures and waste product.In other words I blew my wad down her throat and upon completion of emptying my jizz into her oral cavity I paid her the agreed upon fee of $1.65 and left the McDonalds restroom.
I do swear this is be the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me Allah.....Just a John
Now that being said
How is your Mom?