Man Caught Masturbating While Driving

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Balto

Norwalk, CT

#1 Jan 29, 2010
Most folks try to beat traffic while driving, this guy was just beating his lizard.

http://www.longislandpress.com/2010/01/29/cop...
Just wondering

Port Washington, NY

#2 Jan 30, 2010
Balto wrote:
Most folks try to beat traffic while driving, this guy was just beating his lizard.
http://www.longislandpress.com/2010/01/29/cop...
Any relation to the guy on the subway video'd choking his chicken?
Uncle Jesse

Huntington Station, NY

#3 Jan 30, 2010
Now the government is preventing us from exercisiong our basic liberies to happiness. That's against my constitution.

Well it's perfectly alright to keep yourself from getting bored on long and lonely drives. Everyone does it, even the president. Duh!
Sean

Brooklyn, NY

#4 Jan 30, 2010
Typical brainless Italian. They really are the dumbest class of white people.
Irv Epstien

Brooklyn, NY

#5 Jan 31, 2010
Sean wrote:
Typical brainless Italian. They really are the dumbest class of white people.
White people...????...I think not! Read your history, Italians are Ethiopian (Africans).

“Dum Di Dum”

Since: Oct 09

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#6 Jan 31, 2010
He looks happy on the picture...Did not know, that to drive could have such an effect...

“Are we paying attention?”

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#7 Jan 31, 2010
JustRightNow wrote:
He looks happy on the picture...Did not know, that to drive could have such an effect...
Obviously you've never had an orgasm at 65mph.
plottmasteram

Union City, NJ

#8 Jan 31, 2010
Balto wrote:
Most folks try to beat traffic while driving, this guy was just beating his lizard.
http://www.longislandpress.com/2010/01/29/cop...
He had the Gecko on his lap?
plottmasteram

Union City, NJ

#9 Jan 31, 2010
Sean wrote:
Typical brainless Italian. They really are the dumbest class of white people.
Are you Polish?

“Dum Di Dum”

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#10 Jan 31, 2010
wordygurdy wrote:
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Obviously you've never had an orgasm at 65mph.
If, certainly not alone (*-0)
George Costanza

AOL

#11 Jan 31, 2010
I think we ought to hold a contest to see who can refrain from doing that the longest.
plottmasteram

Union City, NJ

#12 Jan 31, 2010
wordygurdy wrote:
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Obviously you've never had an orgasm at 65mph.
How wood you know?Do you have a radar gun set up in the bedroom?

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#13 Jan 31, 2010
plottmasteram wrote:
<quoted text>How wood you know?Do you have a radar gun set up in the bedroom?
You start with V = V0 + at

where V0 is the initial velocity (which can be 0 if the initial velocity is unknown), a is the acceleration and t is the time...ohhh, never mind.
liner

Rocky Point, NY

#14 Jan 31, 2010
DWM?
plottmasteram

Union City, NJ

#15 Jan 31, 2010
liner wrote:
DWM?
These are the days of political correct acronyms.DWMG-Driving while manipulating genitalia.

“Dum Di Dum”

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#16 Feb 1, 2010
plottmasteram wrote:
<quoted text>These are the days of political correct acronyms.DWMG-Driving while manipulating genitalia.
There´s always something to learn...:)
HangUpAndDrive

Ossining, NY

#17 Feb 1, 2010
Throw this guy in solitary confinement! NOW!!!
HangUpAndDrive

Ossining, NY

#18 Feb 1, 2010
And if the evidence won't stand up in court, this guy might just get off. Won't that beat all?!

“Dum Di Dum”

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#19 Feb 1, 2010
HangUpAndDrive wrote:
And if the evidence won't stand up in court, this guy might just get off. Won't that beat all?!
Would you then hold his hand in this case?...
Cosmo Kramer

Brooklyn, NY

#20 Feb 1, 2010
George Costanza wrote:
I think we ought to hold a contest to see who can refrain from doing that the longest.
I'm out!!!

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