Oakland fans should not wear gay costumes

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Sgt Bigdick

Yorktown, VA

#1 Jan 24, 2013
i think most are undercover gays. one game day last season I was driving through Oakland and I saw this bar named The Glory Hole so I stop there because I assumed it was some bar for veterans like myself. I go around to the back of my Chrysler to put on all the medals I won in World War I like the Purple Heart for the time I protected the gas pump from enemy fire by holding up Private Madden in front of the refueling station and then taking his awards when he was in the hospital and b*tching about not being able to feel his legs. Of course you can't feel your legs you fat shtt, they amputated them like days earlier. so I pushed over this wheelchair in the lobby and tried lighting what I thought was a circus tent on fire, but later found out it was just a really large dress with the raider logo.
Sgt aka Big Dick,
Sonny Johnson, Richmond, Virginia

“PLAY TO WIN”

Since: Jul 09

OG, "so cal."

#2 Jan 24, 2013
Sgt Bigdick wrote:
i think most are undercover gays. one game day last season I was driving through Oakland and I saw this bar named The Glory Hole so I stop there because I assumed it was some bar for veterans like myself. I go around to the back of my Chrysler to put on all the medals I won in World War I like the Purple Heart for the time I protected the gas pump from enemy fire by holding up Private Madden in front of the refueling station and then taking his awards when he was in the hospital and b*tching about not being able to feel his legs. Of course you can't feel your legs you fat shtt, they amputated them like days earlier. so I pushed over this wheelchair in the lobby and tried lighting what I thought was a circus tent on fire, but later found out it was just a really large dress with the raider logo.
Sgt aka Big Dick,
Sonny Johnson, Richmond, Virginia
WAIT! stop reading everyone. know why? va., say's he was driving through oakland?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!( LOL).
RAIDERS 2013!!!

Since: Jan 11

Tempe, AZ

#3 Jan 24, 2013
Do they have cars in Virginia? I thought they just drove their cousins...

Since: Jan 11

Tempe, AZ

#4 Jan 24, 2013
In case you didn't get the joke. Anywhere on the East Coast that's South of New Jersey, and North of Georgia = Cousin F'ING Country.

Just making sure that's established.

“PLAY TO WIN”

Since: Jul 09

OG, "so cal."

#5 Jan 24, 2013
(LOL)CH, i don't know if you've ever met buford from va. he's about a weird mutha f'r!(lol), he comes around once in a while. probably when he gets a chance to get out of the swamps to borrow his cousin's computer. sometimes i picture him kinda like old, toothless with a nasty very off-white wife-beater t-shirt and a raunchy baseball hunting cap. raunchy ass khaki pants with his boots untied chewing tabbaki on a rocking chair with his rifle beside him and a three legged dog. with that, you can see how his story goes! pddddt-ding!
weiiiii,weiiiiiii,snort-weiiii ii!!!!!!!!!!
(LOL)
RAIDERS 2013!!!!

“RaiderNation of Domination”

Since: May 07

Some West Texas County

#6 Jan 24, 2013
Corran Horn wrote:
In case you didn't get the joke. Anywhere on the East Coast that's South of New Jersey, and North of Georgia = Cousin F'ING Country.
Just making sure that's established.
You do know that our own RaiderFaith lives in North Carolina...

Since: Jul 11

Michigan

#7 Jan 24, 2013
RAIDER MISTERIO OG wrote:
(LOL)CH, i don't know if you've ever met buford from va. he's about a weird mutha f'r!(lol), he comes around once in a while. probably when he gets a chance to get out of the swamps to borrow his cousin's computer. sometimes i picture him kinda like old, toothless with a nasty very off-white wife-beater t-shirt and a raunchy baseball hunting cap. raunchy ass khaki pants with his boots untied chewing tabbaki on a rocking chair with his rifle beside him and a three legged dog. with that, you can see how his story goes! pddddt-ding!
weiiiii,weiiiiiii,snort-weiiii ii!!!!!!!!!!
(LOL)
RAIDERS 2013!!!!
Hey, don't knock rocking chairs and rifles. 2 of life's finer luxuries. LOL.
and 3 legged dogs!!

“Undertaker Raiders Simona S”

Since: Apr 11

The Blackhole

#8 Jan 24, 2013
Sgt Bigdick wrote:
i think most are undercover gays. one game day last season I was driving through Oakland and I saw this bar named The Glory Hole so I stop there because I assumed it was some bar for veterans like myself. I go around to the back of my Chrysler to put on all the medals I won in World War I like the Purple Heart for the time I protected the gas pump from enemy fire by holding up Private Madden in front of the refueling station and then taking his awards when he was in the hospital and b*tching about not being able to feel his legs. Of course you can't feel your legs you fat shtt, they amputated them like days earlier. so I pushed over this wheelchair in the lobby and tried lighting what I thought was a circus tent on fire, but later found out it was just a really large dress with the raider logo.
Sgt aka Big Dick,
Sonny Johnson, Richmond, Virginia
You didn't serve in WW1. That was way too long ago; now if you've become senile, I might believe WW2, but then again I don't think you'd be able to operate modern technology like pcs and iphones and damn sure not be driving in CA if you're that old

BTW we are not gay, we're just not allowed to let the professional world know who we really are

Since: Jan 11

Tempe, AZ

#9 Jan 25, 2013
Lol, whoopsie. Sorry R-Faith! Was just meant to irk the other dude.
TexasRaider wrote:
<quoted text>
You do know that our own RaiderFaith lives in North Carolina...
raiderfaith

Linden, NC

#10 Jan 25, 2013
Actually you are way off. Alabama has tge highest rate of incest. Alaska a close second. Nice try though.
Corran Horn wrote:
In case you didn't get the joke. Anywhere on the East Coast that's South of New Jersey, and North of Georgia = Cousin F'ING Country.
Just making sure that's established.

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