10 Essential Tailgating Condiments fo...

10 Essential Tailgating Condiments for Vikings Fans

There are 124 comments on the CBS Local story from Oct 7, 2012, titled 10 Essential Tailgating Condiments for Vikings Fans. In it, CBS Local reports that:

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“I know where you are,”

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#45 Oct 10, 2012
40for60 wrote:
In light of the 'stolen' win, what is the difference between a packer fan and a baby?
The baby will quit crying after a while
Why do Packer fans wear cheese on their heads?
To keep the flies off their women!

Why do Packer fans go to family reunions?
To pick up girls
***milwaukee69, laughing hysterically, slapping knee***

You will never win anything except more free Kleenex with Ponder at the helm - the only team that's had more QB's than you losers are duh Bears.

You're only hope is to have a cardboard cutout of Joe Kapp and prop it up in front of the hotdog stand - hopefully you'll scare some of the opposition.

“HHhhhoooowwwlll”

Since: Feb 08

Craigville

#46 Oct 10, 2012
Laurie Caring-Stalker wrote:
<quoted text>
OW! You just hurt my last feeling!=0) lol
If anyone is trolling this forum, it is you...sir. I may have made jokes about your beloved VIQUEENS, an EPIC FAIL of a football team, but not once have I purposely insulted you, yet you have tried to insult me three times. How very classy of you...lol. I'd offer you a tissue for your issues, but I don't think even Kleenex could make enough for your needs.
I have a couple of suggestions for you: If you're going to be on the internet, thicken your skin or you're going to end up crying like a biotch, more than you already have. And my second suggestion is that you stock up on Pedialyte. You're going to need it to balance your electrolytes after you dehydrate yourself by January with all the tearful temper tantrums the VIQUEENS are going to cause you to have.
One last thing before I ignore your crybaby a$$... I'm not a Packers fan either.(sorry M69! I may not be a VIQUEENS fan, but I'm still a Minnesotan. Lol)
Have a good day, childish crybaby. ;0)
Nice rant, who's nerve has been struck?
BWwwaaaahahahaha.
Breast Awareness Month

Miami, FL

#47 Oct 10, 2012
Vikes could fix a Daunte Culpepper statue atop their dome.

“HHhhhoooowwwlll”

Since: Feb 08

Craigville

#48 Oct 10, 2012
milwaukee69 wrote:
<quoted text>
***milwaukee69, laughing hysterically, slapping knee***
You will never win anything except more free Kleenex with Ponder at the helm - the only team that's had more QB's than you losers are duh Bears.
You're only hope is to have a cardboard cutout of Joe Kapp and prop it up in front of the hotdog stand - hopefully you'll scare some of the opposition.
Pick up a win or two and come back and talk.
Anyone who roots for a 2-3 team needs to just sit at the feet of us Winning fans to learn a thing or two.
You may have to camp out for a month or so.......

“I know where you are,”

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#49 Oct 10, 2012
40for60 wrote:
<quoted text>
Pick up a win or two and come back and talk.
Anyone who roots for a 2-3 team needs to just sit at the feet of us Winning fans to learn a thing or two.
You may have to camp out for a month or so.......
Lol...dude, do you even watch football?

Exactly how many Superbowl trophies do you have?

One more Superbowl win and we'll have to change hands.
Amused Observer

Denver, CO

#50 Oct 10, 2012
crybaby wrote:
<quoted text>
Nice rant, who's nerve has been struck?
BWwwaaaahahahaha.
Just an observation, but I think it can be safely assumed that it was a well deserved bitchslapping/verbal spanking than a rant. She scored a touchdown on your "crybaby a$$"!
BWwwaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha! <wipes tears of laughter from eyes>

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#51 Oct 10, 2012
40for60 wrote:
<quoted text>
Pick up a win or two and come back and talk.
Anyone who roots for a 2-3 team needs to just sit at the feet of us Winning fans to learn a thing or two.
You may have to camp out for a month or so.......
I take it you must be a fair weather fan only, since the V's went 6-10 last season :0)

“HHhhhoooowwwlll”

Since: Feb 08

Craigville

#52 Oct 10, 2012
dragoon70056 wrote:
<quoted text>
I take it you must be a fair weather fan only, since the V's went 6-10 last season :0)
3-13 oh ye of small mind
I'm talking about THIS season, can't draw you a picture on topix.

“HHhhhoooowwwlll”

Since: Feb 08

Craigville

#53 Oct 10, 2012
milwaukee69 wrote:
<quoted text>
Lol...dude, do you even watch football?
Exactly how many Superbowl trophies do you have?
One more Superbowl win and we'll have to change hands.
I understand the need of pucker fans to live in the past, when your 2-3 team starts in on the reruns of glory past, I'll send you a note.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#54 Oct 10, 2012
40for60 wrote:
<quoted text>
3-13 oh ye of small mind
I'm talking about THIS season, can't draw you a picture on topix.
Can't draw a picture, but can "hear" words? LoL.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#55 Oct 10, 2012
40for60 wrote:
<quoted text>
3-13 oh ye of small mind
I'm talking about THIS season, can't draw you a picture on topix.
Almost forgot, nice Supy-man pj's.

:0)
Essentials

Houston, TX

#56 Oct 10, 2012
12. Grated Stinky Tofu

“I know where you are,”

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#57 Oct 10, 2012
40for60 wrote:
<quoted text>
I understand the need of pucker fans to live in the past, when your 2-3 team starts in on the reruns of glory past, I'll send you a note.
Then if you're a true Vikequeens fan, how many times over the last 20 years have they started 4-1 and actually made it to the playoffs?

Btw - I'm baiting you - I know the answer - I actually watch football.
Laughing Bear Fan

Littleton, CO

#58 Oct 10, 2012
13. Virgin Wisconsin Cheese by Chmura Inc.
Ragin Bull

Houston, TX

#59 Oct 10, 2012
14. Fricassee Bull Genitals with cream sauce
HowToEatCleanHQ- Dot-Com

Astoria, NY

#60 Oct 10, 2012
You need to watch what you eat. If you don't know how to eat right, I suggest you visit HowToEatCleanHQ-dot-com

“HHhhhoooowwwlll”

Since: Feb 08

Craigville

#61 Oct 10, 2012
milwaukee69 wrote:
<quoted text>
Then if you're a true Vikequeens fan, how many times over the last 20 years have they started 4-1 and actually made it to the playoffs?
Btw - I'm baiting you - I know the answer - I actually watch football.
If you actually know how many times over the last 20 years that the Vikings have made the playoffs when they start 4-1, you need some serious professional help. A team of psychologists working 24/7 may be able to help you.
Anyway, what does past performance with other coaches/players have to do with this team being 4-1.
BTW, I'm baiting you. Don't tell me you are going with the whole failed franchise angle, so old and over used........

“I know where you are,”

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#62 Oct 10, 2012
40for60 wrote:
<quoted text>Don't tell me you are going with the whole failed franchise angle, so old and over used........
Tell me about it - Minnesota is way overdue for a winning season.

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#63 Oct 10, 2012
Milwaukee and 40for60, I have bad news for ya.

DA BEARS will win the North!

We've got the D and our O is only gonna get better as the season goes along.

Right now, I think the Packers will have a very hard time making the playoffs. If they lose to the Texans you can stick a fork in them.

Bear down!

“I know where you are,”

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#64 Oct 10, 2012
40for60 wrote:
<quoted text>
If you actually know how many times over the last 20 years that the Vikings have made the playoffs when they start 4-1, you need some serious professional help. A team of psychologists working 24/7 may be able to help you.
Anyway, what does past performance with other coaches/players have to do with this team being 4-1.
BTW, I'm baiting you. Don't tell me you are going with the whole failed franchise angle, so old and over used........
Actually it didn't require a lot of research - a simple Google on my smart phone brought up the following figures:

The Vikings have started 4-1 14 times since 1961. In those 14 seasons, they only made it into the playoffs 6 times. Those are some pretty steep odds. My point is - you don't have history or odds on your side.

Here's some Kleenex - blow your nose and count to 10.

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