10 Essential Tailgating Condiments for Vikings Fans

Oct 7, 2012 Full story: CBS Local 124

Condiments are used to enhance the flavor of food or, in some unfortunate instances, mask the taste of a failed dish.

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Laughing Bear Fan

Littleton, CO

#1 Oct 8, 2012
1. Onions
2. Yellow Mustard
3. 8 purple spandex clad fat chix eating 3 dozen brats loaded with condiments
Mint

United States

#2 Oct 8, 2012
4. Joy Jelly

“It's all part of my charm.....”

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#3 Oct 8, 2012
Headline has a typo. It should be ViQueens, not Vikings.

*ducks and covers from tomato throwing ViQueen fans*

Lol

“I know where you are,”

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#4 Oct 8, 2012
5. My purple "Brett Favre - throwin' picks and textin' dicks" T-shirt
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#5 Oct 8, 2012
Menses and cream.
Menu

United States

#6 Oct 8, 2012
5. Tomato paste
6. Grated Fermunda Cheese
Peyton Manning

United States

#7 Oct 8, 2012
7. Tapenade

“I know where you are,”

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#8 Oct 8, 2012
Peyton Manning wrote:
7. Tapenade
L...M...F...G...D...A...O!!!!! !!!!!

“I know where you are,”

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#9 Oct 8, 2012
Q. What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief!

Q. How many Vikings does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, they screw in a boat.

“It's all part of my charm.....”

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#10 Oct 8, 2012
milwaukee69 wrote:
Q. What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief!
Q. How many Vikings does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, they screw in a boat.
Lol!! I, a life-long resident of Minnesota, really love the first joke. Stealing it to piss off my buddies.=0) lol

I enjoy your wit and sense of humor, M69 =0) Have a great day!

“I know where you are,”

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#11 Oct 8, 2012
Laurie Caring-Stalker wrote:
<quoted text>
Lol!! I, a life-long resident of Minnesota, really love the first joke. Stealing it to piss off my buddies.=0) lol
I enjoy your wit and sense of humor, M69 =0) Have a great day!
Take 'er easy TCS - my day is only beginning - 8 more hours to go.
Stabuars

United States

#12 Oct 8, 2012
Be Genital Please

United States

#13 Oct 8, 2012
9. Sausage Gravy
Jon Benet Ramsey

Littleton, CO

#14 Oct 8, 2012
10. I was last seen on the love boat
Vikes Fan

United States

#15 Oct 8, 2012
You clowns, we like our obese women without seasoning. Just roll them fatties in bacon fat.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#16 Oct 8, 2012
Eric the Red sauce.

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#17 Oct 8, 2012
Hot dogs packed by the packers. LOL

Looks like they need to go back to meat packing and give up football.

“HHhhhoooowwwlll”

Since: Feb 08

Craigville

#18 Oct 8, 2012
milwaukee69 wrote:
Q. What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief!
Q. How many Vikings does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, they screw in a boat.
Vikings 4-1
Puckers 2-3
Nothing funnier than that

“HHhhhoooowwwlll”

Since: Feb 08

Craigville

#19 Oct 8, 2012
Vikes Fan wrote:
You clowns, we like our obese women without seasoning. Just roll them fatties in bacon fat.
And they're still too good for you

“HHhhhoooowwwlll”

Since: Feb 08

Craigville

#20 Oct 8, 2012
Laurie Caring-Stalker wrote:
Headline has a typo. It should be ViQueens, not Vikings.
*ducks and covers from tomato throwing ViQueen fans*
Lol
If you take the jock strap off your head, you may be able to see the tomatoes.

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