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“Goodbye my friend!”

Since: Jan 07

Pringle Hill.

#1 Apr 3, 2009
I hate to keep doing this but...
Avant wrote:
<quoted text>Your estimate is wrong. TJ, like Cutler, Young and Lienart have their job for the next 10 years.
Which can be found here:

http://www.topix.com/forum/nfl/minnesota-viki...

Cutler has a new job. The other two???

He said this about his QB in '07:
Avant wrote:
He won't make the probowl this year. Starting next year I see a string of at least 6 in a row.
Which can be found here:

http://www.topix.com/forum/nfl/minnesota-viki...

The following year, his guy was benched of course.

Then, there was the whopper that he tries to disclaim over and over again. all one needs to do is see the date of the post.
Avant wrote:
Viking stuff, Their talking about drafting Johnson
As it stands, the franchise lacks a “face”– the one player that can make a difference for the team and get fans excited. Johnson could be that person, much in the same way Randy Moss energized the fans. Suddenly, Tarvaris Jackson has someone to build his career around and the Vikings offense goes from boring to interesting.
If I was in the war room, I would offer the Bucs Option A – 1,990 value points vs. 1,800. According to the chart, the Bucs could more than justify the move to their fans. For the Vikings, it could be the move that turns the tide of fan apathy and ignites a spark that will carry over into the 2007 season.
It can be done. The only question facing the Vikings draft gurus is how big of a “value” are they willing to give the Buccaneers?
Trade up and get Johnson, that's the deal guys.
Which can be laughed at here:

http://www.topix.com/forum/nfl/minnesota-viki...

There are sooooooooooooo many more that it would take a lifetime to document but the claim of wanting AD from the get go just has to be blown away once and for all as to not let any new folks here be misled about just how stupid this guy is. The kid from Houston looks smarter.

“Goodbye my friend!”

Since: Jan 07

Pringle Hill.

#2 Apr 4, 2009
Wow, look what some unregistered poster found:

http://www.topix.com/forum/nfl/minnesota-viki...

It's a thread by Mason from TX. an original Topix guy, about 2007 OFFICIAL season predictions. My link starts at page 5 and it really is chock full o' really good posts. Not only this now famous quote;
Avant wrote:
Troy Williamson, 1,223 yards receiving this year. He's break out year.
But stuff like:
Avant wrote:
<quoted text>How about This. Coach Childress, coach of the year.
In what? His kids t-ball.

Or, an even bolder dumber statement:
Avant wrote:
<quoted text>When we get 11 wins like i earlier predicted coach of the year is 100 percent for childress. Put it down.
8-8 next.......
Avant wrote:
<quoted text>Because i like TJ, don't get down on the guy. He's going to be better then Culpepper.
Better than his own fantasy....that's blasphemy!!!!
Avant wrote:
Just saw a piece on Rex Grossman. Yes i did predict good things in the superbowl last year. I was ahead of myself. We the weapons he has this year it's likely he has a great year this year.
Rex Grossman, Mason. 50 percent. It's probably higher, but i'm all viking.
God.....please stop me!!!!!!
Avant wrote:
<quoted text>Eli Manning will be benched this year.
Or......win the Superbowl.

And then there is the SPOT ON prediction by Mason himself:
Mason wrote:
Guarantee:
Avant will deny ever saying anything when confronted by the mountain of bad statements...or simply change the subject.
(I know this is not an official prediction, but hey, it's a lock)
Well, that's all for tonight folks. Stay tuned as the comedy never ends on the Gonzo Network.

“still rockin, still rollin”

Since: Jul 07

Southern Illinois

#3 Apr 4, 2009
I distinctly remember the 11 win season prediction. He didn't post for a week. LOL

“tSUHnami warning!!!!!!!!”

Since: Feb 07

Boyne City

#4 Apr 4, 2009
Gold.... solid gold.

Since: Dec 06

North Dakota

#5 Apr 4, 2009
Jesus! Hey, I can say that. Tis the season.

Since: Dec 06

Lakeland, FL

#6 Apr 5, 2009
Magnum Man wrote:
I distinctly remember the 11 win season prediction. He didn't post for a week. LOL
In 06,if the Vikings won he wouldn't show up till mid week.Of course if they were losing,he was in the forum before the 4th q was half over.

“VIKINGS, NFC NORTH CHAMPIONS!!”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#7 Apr 5, 2009
Wonder what the hell ever happened to Mason.
He was a good poster.

Great finds Gonzo.
Gonzo Network

AOL

#8 Apr 5, 2009
Yes, wait until the Viqueens fail to reach the Super Bowl again. Gonzo Ntework ratings will improve then.

“tSUHnami warning!!!!!!!!”

Since: Feb 07

Boyne City

#9 Apr 7, 2009
Fran the Man wrote:
Wonder what the hell ever happened to Mason.
He was a good poster.
Great finds Gonzo.
I'm sure glad that sagedouche stopped posting... or atleast the Topix MODS finally cleaned up his posts.

“VIKINGS, NFC NORTH CHAMPIONS!!”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#10 Apr 7, 2009
Censored Lion Fan wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm sure glad that sagedouche stopped posting... or atleast the Topix MODS finally cleaned up his posts.
I hadn't noticed. How do you know?

“tSUHnami warning!!!!!!!!”

Since: Feb 07

Boyne City

#11 Apr 7, 2009
Fran the Man wrote:
<quoted text>
I hadn't noticed. How do you know?
that was a bit of sarcasm.....
Bit of Sarcasm

AOL

#12 Apr 7, 2009
So is this. the Viqueens will win the division again.

“tSUHnami warning!!!!!!!!”

Since: Feb 07

Boyne City

#13 Apr 8, 2009
Bit of Sarcasm wrote:
So is this. the Viqueens will win the division again.
Are you a texans fan? or just can't stand Sage?

“VIKINGS, NFC NORTH CHAMPIONS!!”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#14 Apr 8, 2009
Censored Lion Fan wrote:
<quoted text>
Are you a texans fan? or just can't stand Sage?
Who the F**k cares?
Don't feed the trolls Humper.
Sage Rosentrolls

Houston, TX

#15 Apr 9, 2009
I cant wait to feed the Vikings fans full of hope during the pre season only to absolutely stink when it counts........as always.

Check my resume.......

http://www.nfl.com/players/sagerosenfels/prof...

“tSUHnami warning!!!!!!!!”

Since: Feb 07

Boyne City

#16 Apr 9, 2009
Sage Rosentrolls wrote:
I cant wait to feed the Vikings fans full of hope during the pre season only to absolutely stink when it counts........as always.
Check my resume.......
http://www.nfl.com/players/sagerosenfels/prof...
Sage... I just read your article on how you were looking forward to competing...

GOOD LUCK THIS YEAR>!!!!
Gonzo Network

AOL

#17 Apr 12, 2009
Luck...lol. Viqueens will need more than that.

“Goodbye my friend!”

Since: Jan 07

Pringle Hill.

#18 Dec 15, 2009
Latest entry 12/15/09:
Avant wrote:
I bet everybody in this forum would take Desean Jackson over Jared Allen. We could have had him.

“FORUMS LONGEST POSTING MEMBER ”

Since: Dec 06

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#19 Dec 15, 2009
Gonzo wrote:
Latest entry 12/15/09:
<quoted text>
So I made a couple mistakes. So has Bill Clinton and Tiger Woods. Super stardom supersedes mistakes.

Since: Dec 06

North Dakota

#20 Mar 1, 2010
Avant wrote:
<quoted text>So I made a couple mistakes. So has Bill Clinton and Tiger Woods. Super stardom supersedes mistakes.
You need to go back to holding up your Obama poster with one hand.

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