Brett Favre says he addressed entire Minnesota Vikings team and...

Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre said he recently addressed the entire team.

[Guitarded]

Hi guys, I'm your new washed up quarterback! I screwed up the Jets in NY, then I had a bunch of temper tantrums, and now I'm here to screw you guys. I know I'm the whole team and you are my bit-players, so try not to make me look bad. If there are any questions I'll be in my private locker room, also, don't look directly at me or speak to me. Don't forget, I make a lot more money than any of you, and I can make the coach bench you. Now, let's go watch me practice!

[Gene Murphy]

Guitarded wrote:

I screwed up the Jets in NY,

Yeah, they only improved from four wins to nine. What a screw job.

[Jerami]

Guitarded wrote:

Hi guys, I'm your new washed up quarterback! I screwed up the Jets in NY, then I had a bunch of temper tantrums, and now I'm here to screw you guys. I know I'm the whole team and you are my bit-players, so try not to make me look bad. If there are any questions I'll be in my private locker room, also, don't look directly at me or speak to me. Don't forget, I make a lot more money than any of you, and I can make the coach bench you. Now, let's go watch me practice!

Hey dips-h-i-t its already been reported that Favre's locker is right next to Adrian Peterson's. You must be a Packer fan because you only can live in the past...never think of the future as its too grim apparently.

[Riggs]

That was a good move on Brett's part. I hope it was inpsiring....

[40for60]

He might as well be honest to the pucker fans who won't let him go too. I think it would go something like this, "To all those packer fans who are now considering me a traitor, you can kiss where the sun don't shine, right on my Mississippi behind."

[MUSKRATBOB]

brett favre helped the jets a lot and if he hadn't got hurt he might have took them all the way. But whereever he goes people love him for his entheusm and his spirit but there will always be favre haters and back biters but the real people who are honest and fair will be for him as a great quarterback. The vikings beleive in him and that's what counts and backbiters or not we're going to win it all this year. GO VIKINGS.

[slylab]

I wonder if he cried

[Grandpa Favre]

And Guitarded don't forget...I'm the riverboat gambler...so if I throw a pick, that's ok, the fans will love me because I'm so much fun to watch, I'm a throwback that could play in any era and of course as you know I'm the...riverboat gambler. One last thing to all my new fans and friends in the Minnesota media, I know you haven't had a decent quarterback since...ummm... never, but I couldn't have imagined the reception. Thank you...sorry about the mess. Maybe you should take a napkin and wipe your face off.

[Slim]

Aww...someone is jealous!

[The Mean Dartin Roast]

Favre is a master of minimizing expections with his rhetoric. The man constantly plants seeds of self-doubt.

[Guitarded]

The other players are complaining that Brett smells like old cheese.

[hastings]

Well when we win the division, you can eat your words.

[Theresa]

We will save the napking for when Favre announces his retirement again, and again he will be crying.

[kdogg]

MUSKRATBOB wrote:

brett favre helped the jets a lot and if he hadn't got hurt he might have took them all the way. But whereever he goes people love him for his entheusm and his spirit but there will always be favre haters and back biters but the real people who are honest and fair will be for him as a great quarterback. The vikings beleive in him and that's what counts and backbiters or not we're going to win it all this year. GO VIKINGS.

I think the rest of the Jets team got caught up in its own hype. I think they thought they could coast out the season and make the playoffs. Brett had to shoulder the losers and was forced into making plays. I really don't like Farve, since I am a Vikings fan. I do respect the guy though. I was rooting for him to make the playoffs last year. Something I did not think I would ever do. Maybe because the GB fans were getting so hot over it. BUT, last years playoff miss was not entirely Bretts fault...

[JMR]

And when we dont make the playoffs with a 6-10 record you can thank the ownership for trying to buy a championship with an over rated old over the hill Interception throwing needs to hear his voice on radio and tv has been for screwing this team once again. I love the Vikes but this move has me scratching my head over and over again. Never has a 40 year old taken a new team to the Superbowl and it never will happen!

[buddy]

Does this surprise anyone?

[Grandpa Favre]

Sorry. I'm not jealous. The Packers had Favre when he was the best player in football. What a great ride. The Vikings have a 40 year old that looked every bit his age in the pre-season. Jealous?? Sure...all we have is Aaron Rogers (did you get a chance to draft him in your fantasy league?) You ask 31 NFL GM's who they would rather have. It would be Rodgers 31...Favre 0.
Actuall if you asked Chilly and the boys and if he was honest it would be 32 - 0.
Have a great season Vikes fans. No more of this "just wait till next year fudgepackers"...This is really going to be your year this time. LMAO!!

[Brent Favre]

wow 12 million dollars for a part-time player who is only interested in playing the Packers twice, Vikings lose again

[Born to be a Viking]

Grandpa Favre wrote:

And Guitarded don't forget...I'm the riverboat gambler...so if I throw a pick, that's ok, the fans will love me because I'm so much fun to watch, I'm a throwback that could play in any era and of course as you know I'm the...riverboat gambler. One last thing to all my new fans and friends in the Minnesota media, I know you haven't had a decent quarterback since...ummm... never, but I couldn't have imagined the reception. Thank you...sorry about the mess. Maybe you should take a napkin and wipe your face off.

What the 'ell are you babbling about? I swear these drunken sconni's are even goofier once a massive dose of jealousy and and sour grapes has been dumped in their Old Milwaukee...

[barney]

"By far, physically speaking, as good a tight end as I've ever played with, and I've played with some good ones"

oh, i'm sure you have Brent! a lot of you sconnies like those tight ends, even dead dear's tight ends.