Tebow At Tight End?

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Guy Wiliford

Vinita, OK

#62 Jul 6, 2013
Prometheus wrote:
<quoted text>
Belichick is a great, great coach. By that I mean he teaches individual skills at the position level and is very good at scheming the defense. That being said, Belichick has no business being a head coach. Pats have won SBs despite his leadership. He can't draft. His FA selections are poor at best. they won with players picked by previous coaches and can't win with the guys Belichick picks. Let someone else do the personnel selections and maybe the Pats will squeeze by, but better yet, make BB a coordinator and get a real head coach. He is the perfect example of the Peter principle (getting promoted one level beyond where he best fits in) all to the detriment of the Pats. BB is an inspite of vice a because of type of guy at the head coach position. The Pats win inspite of him not because of him. Take away Brady and the Pats are fighting Buffalo for third in their division. If the Pats insist on keeping BB as head coach, at least get a draft and free agent personnel specialist as many others have stated. Why are the Pats so pig-headed about letting him ruin player personnel decisions? Is he trying to say hey look at me and how much I accomplish with such limited skilled players? Why not just pick better players, teach them which is his strong point and let Brady win the whole thing for them?
And Belichek will be enshrined forever in the NFL Hall of Fame, while you will be forgotten shortly after the last scoop of dirt covers you casket.

Please, however, do tell us the credentials and qualifications you posses to pass judgement on a man who has risen to the top of one of the most competitive professions in the world.
Prometheus

Cypress, CA

#63 Jul 7, 2013
If the Pats are to have any hope, it will all depend on Gisele and Tom putting his job over family. Without quality wideouts, Tom will have to dedicate himself to developing rapport with the newbies and constant film study. Not having a go to guy could actually help Tom find the most open reciver. Anything less than 100% given to the job will at best allow them to make the post season (poor division), but not get by Houston, Baltimore or Denver. Even Pittsburgh and Indy can beat them if they don't focus, focus, focus. Still think getting Romeo Crennel would be a Defenive step up. Pats haven't won it all since Romeo departed. Without this dedication, even Miami has a shot at replacing the Pats atop the division.
Pats fans need to bombard Bob Kraft with letters asking him to get a draft and free agent specialist. If Belichick is allowed to continue with his and generally poor selections, Pats will waste the opportunity that Brady gives them. Only got 4-5 years left at best.
Buddy says Belichick s more like Norv Turner than Vince Lombardi, what do you think?

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#64 Jul 7, 2013
Avant wrote:
<quoted text>Are you Skip Bayless? He is the only other person I have heard to defend him mercilessly.
Your logic is backwards 31 teams didn't give Tebow a thought not even Jacksonville wanted the hometown hero. One team did and you think the 31 are crazy.
Maybe it's just the QB position you know nothing about so let me test you. Who is the best QB you have ever seen? Mine is Aaron Rodgers, what say you?
> 31 teams didn't give Tebow a thought? Pity! A few of those teams already have elite quarterbacks, while the others have vagabonds quarterbacking their pathetic teams. That's one of the main reasons they keep losing year in, and year out! FACT!!! Coach Artie knows plenty about quarterbacks. Being from Louisiana, The Coach has seen plenty of great QBs from this state, several who have won Super Bowls. Now, your question, being hypothetical at best, will be answered by yours truly! Although he slipped in efficiency last season because of the NFL's beat down of the Saint's "so called" bounty scandal ... Drew Brees is still Coach Artie's #1 QB. Although, your pick of Aaron Rodgers is a good one ...#2 on The Coach's list! Now, drop the bag of hate of Tim Tebow, and get with the program ... ya hear!?

Yours truly,
Coach Artie (Truth, Knowledge, Wisdom at your beckoned command)

P.S.- Good luck to your team this coming football season!
>:)

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#65 Jul 7, 2013
The Miami Loser wrote:
<quoted text>
You should've learned a trade.
> Coach Artie has a trade! Albeit a second trade ... trying to help the hateful, lifeless trolls like yourself, who can't think their way out of a wet paper bag. Here's a hint for you ... try punching your way out! What's that you say, "You don't know how to throw punches"? Go figure!!! Well, maybe try climbing to the top of the wet paper bag! Anyway, have a nice day ... ya hear!?
>:)

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#66 Jul 7, 2013
The Miami Loser wrote:
<quoted text>
When you reach down to touch your ankles, be careful not to fart in my face.
> I'll try!
>:D

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#67 Jul 7, 2013
Avant wrote:
<quoted text>Glip post way to change the subject when you know you are wrong. Get use to it.
> Coach Artie didn't change the subject, and, isn't wrong! The Coach suggests you change your headline above your avatar to 5th Degree Dumb. That has a nice truthful ring to it, don't ya think?
Sure you do! Now, run along little Tebow wannabe, and have yourself a nice day ... ya hear!?
>:)
Prometheus

Cypress, CA

#68 Jul 7, 2013
Guy Wiliford wrote:
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And Belichek will be enshrined forever in the NFL Hall of Fame, while you will be forgotten shortly after the last scoop of dirt covers you casket.
Please, however, do tell us the credentials and qualifications you posses to pass judgement on a man who has risen to the top of one of the most competitive professions in the world.
Credentials are as follows.....
Retired wealthy before the age of 42. MBA and Masters Degree in Engineering. IQ 179. Saved the gov't and businesses hundreds of $Millions. Am still contacted from time to time, to solve problems by fortune 500. Several more certificates and degrees. Pilot, sky diver, scuba certified. Skilled with weapons and explosives. Spent a few years training special ops guys. Have visited 21 countries. Could continue but you should have enough info to go on.
Football is a pretty simple game, it's life in general that can be difficult, especially when some opponents do more than block and tackle. Yet, things become easier once you learn the parameters, priorities and linkages that make a system run at a maximum level. In short that's what I have spent my life doing, maximizing an organization's benefits while minimizing their risks. Schools today do a poor job of teaching these skills and as a result many accept mediocrity for greatness. Example, if the winner of a spelling bee wins by spelling the word COW, he is the winner, yet his victory is based on beating others less gifted. It does not mean that he has great spelling skills based on a standard. NFL organizations are run by ex-football players and coaches, who are limited in maximizing the overall organization. Someone has to win, like the spelling bee, but it doesn't mean they couldn't perform better. And frankly, using the analytical tools and back testing that is now available, they could, and should be doing much better than they are. Football once only ran the ball until they figured out how to pass it. So to they are currently still running when it comes to the management of the game when using analytics would allow them to pass.
As for the last scoop of dirt on my casket....I have been responsible for saving more lives than Coach has post season victories, a lot more. I can live with that. And the families of those saved are more thankful than the superficial love fans have for a coach they have never met.

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#69 Jul 8, 2013
Prometheus wrote:
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Credentials are as follows.....
Retired wealthy before the age of 42. MBA and Masters Degree in Engineering. IQ 179. Saved the gov't and businesses hundreds of $Millions. Am still contacted from time to time, to solve problems by fortune 500. Several more certificates and degrees. Pilot, sky diver, scuba certified. Skilled with weapons and explosives. Spent a few years training special ops guys. Have visited 21 countries. Could continue but you should have enough info to go on.
Football is a pretty simple game, it's life in general that can be difficult, especially when some opponents do more than block and tackle. Yet, things become easier once you learn the parameters, priorities and linkages that make a system run at a maximum level. In short that's what I have spent my life doing, maximizing an organization's benefits while minimizing their risks. Schools today do a poor job of teaching these skills and as a result many accept mediocrity for greatness. Example, if the winner of a spelling bee wins by spelling the word COW, he is the winner, yet his victory is based on beating others less gifted. It does not mean that he has great spelling skills based on a standard. NFL organizations are run by ex-football players and coaches, who are limited in maximizing the overall organization. Someone has to win, like the spelling bee, but it doesn't mean they couldn't perform better. And frankly, using the analytical tools and back testing that is now available, they could, and should be doing much better than they are. Football once only ran the ball until they figured out how to pass it. So to they are currently still running when it comes to the management of the game when using analytics would allow them to pass.
As for the last scoop of dirt on my casket....I have been responsible for saving more lives than Coach has post season victories, a lot more. I can live with that. And the families of those saved are more thankful than the superficial love fans have for a coach they have never met.
> Coach Artie with eyes rolling, is putting on his hip boots to keep the bull$#!+ off his new suit. The Coach, being the gentleman that he is, does want to compliment you on the lip-lock you have on your reflection in the mirror. Now, run along Superman, and bend some steel for the foundation of your statue in downtown Gotham City. Have a good one ... ya hear!?

Yours truly,
Coach Artie (First Team All-American Survivor of Aggravated Bullshi+)

P.S.- Coach Artie's Question of the Day: Will you be cliff diving in Acapulco this summer? Inquiring minds want to know!
>:)
Tim Gay Tebow

Longmont, CO

#70 Jul 8, 2013
Coach Bellicheat has asked me to relinquish the QB position in favor of becoming a full-time camera operator. He figures I can lie with the best of them, tape practices and walkthroughs so the Patriots can get back on their winning ways

“Timshel”

Since: Jan 12

Tulsa, OK

#71 Jul 8, 2013
Tim Gay Tebow wrote:
Coach Bellicheat has asked me to relinquish the QB position in favor of becoming a full-time camera operator. He figures I can lie with the best of them, tape practices and walkthroughs so the Patriots can get back on their winning ways
LOL
Prometheus

Cypress, CA

#72 Jul 8, 2013
ART DECO MAN wrote:
<quoted text>> Coach Artie with eyes rolling, is putting on his hip boots to keep the bull$#!+ off his new suit. The Coach, being the gentleman that he is, does want to compliment you on the lip-lock you have on your reflection in the mirror. Now, run along Superman, and bend some steel for the foundation of your statue in downtown Gotham City. Have a good one ... ya hear!?
Yours truly,
Coach Artie (First Team All-American Survivor of Aggravated Bullshi+)
P.S.- Coach Artie's Question of the Day: Will you be cliff diving in Acapulco this summer? Inquiring minds want to know!
>:)
You are an interesting case study in human depravity. Suggest you take your own advice and look in the mirror. Every time you comment on another, turn it around to see how it applies to you. And yes i've done that to myself with Coaches comments. Had you given a critique vice trash talk you'd at least have a leg to stand on. My goal has always been perfection, at which I constantly fail, but at least I am dedicated to try. Edison's comment about one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration drives me.The end result has been success yet still my driving force tells me I could do better. I am one of the Haves who tries to benefit the Have Nots, which I'm guessing is you. Until you change your attitude, opportunity will elude you. What drives you? My peers tell me you are a piss ant and not worth our time, I however disagree and think everyone deserves to know where they stand as well as their need to rededicate themselves to a worthwhile endeavor.
Not superman just in the less than one percent who create jobs so less fortunate individuals (like you) will have one despite current political leadership in destroying opportunity.
The facts are sad. We live in an era where right is wrong, good is treated as bad and those trying to help others are lambasted. Many in my position have had enough and just right others off due to attitude. Its not in me to do that, so feel free to vent your frustrations my way. When you are finished though, consider some self evaluation and do your best to seek help towards self improvement, only then might you overcome your need for trash talk and possibly find true meaning in life. A Christian friend told me to give thanks for you because your superman comment though meant for evil is being used by God for good. He's got a point. What's your point?
Tebow at Tight Ass

Miami, FL

#73 Jul 9, 2013
Word is Brady is concerned that Tebow's throwing illness may be contagious.

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#74 Jul 9, 2013
Prometheus wrote:
<quoted text>
You are an interesting case study in human depravity. Suggest you take your own advice and look in the mirror. Every time you comment on another, turn it around to see how it applies to you. And yes i've done that to myself with Coaches comments. Had you given a critique vice trash talk you'd at least have a leg to stand on. My goal has always been perfection, at which I constantly fail, but at least I am dedicated to try. Edison's comment about one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration drives me.The end result has been success yet still my driving force tells me I could do better. I am one of the Haves who tries to benefit the Have Nots, which I'm guessing is you. Until you change your attitude, opportunity will elude you. What drives you? My peers tell me you are a piss ant and not worth our time, I however disagree and think everyone deserves to know where they stand as well as their need to rededicate themselves to a worthwhile endeavor.
Not superman just in the less than one percent who create jobs so less fortunate individuals (like you) will have one despite current political leadership in destroying opportunity.
The facts are sad. We live in an era where right is wrong, good is treated as bad and those trying to help others are lambasted. Many in my position have had enough and just right others off due to attitude. Its not in me to do that, so feel free to vent your frustrations my way. When you are finished though, consider some self evaluation and do your best to seek help towards self improvement, only then might you overcome your need for trash talk and possibly find true meaning in life. A Christian friend told me to give thanks for you because your superman comment though meant for evil is being used by God for good. He's got a point. What's your point?
> Geesh, Prome ... do you need a remedial class in reading comprehension? Artie the Author, even removed the dangling participles, and modifiers, so that you would be able to understand his post. Guess that wasn't enough for you to comprehend his statement. Anyway, don't be a stick in the mud ... keep active, and keep your chin up while fighting off those dastardly heathens, scallywags, and carpetbaggers, who are trying to topple your statue in Ho Chi Minh Square in downtown Saigon... uh, I mean Ho Chi Minh City.

Yours truly,
Artie the American (Keeping his hip boots on, just in case!)

P.S.- Don't venture to close to the mirror with any of your friends! You wouldn't want them to be blinded by your reflected radiance. Have a good 'un ... ya hear!?
>:)

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#75 Jul 9, 2013
Laughing Gay BearFan wrote:
Coach Bellicheat has asked me to relinquish the QB position in favor of becoming a full-time camera operator. He figures I can lie with the best of them, tape practices and walkthroughs so the Patriots can get back on their winning ways
> Hey, numb nuts ... Coach Artie hears you've been practicing a lot lately! Have you learned how to tie your shoes yet? Oh, your mommy still does that for ya! Wow, go figure! How about touch your nose with your pointer finger? Oh, the cop at the DUI checkpoint said, "Give me a break ... grab your pointer with the other hand and try touching your nose". So, you got a DUI you say! No way! You tried walking and chewing gum at the same time again? Come on! Haven't you learned your lesson yet? Remember the last time you tried that ... you fell and broke your favorite Ken Barbie doll. Your mommy said you cried for days and days! Not a pretty sight, she said! What??? You did what??? Come on!!! No way!!! Damn!!! So, you almost weaned yourself from your mommy's nipples did you? Oh, you tried, but, it was lunch time and you got hungry! Well, Coach Artie hopes you didn't get colic! Now, let your mommy burp you, so you can climb in the crib for you after lunch nappy! Have a nice nap ... ya hear!?
>:)
Laughing Bear Fan

Longmont, CO

#76 Jul 9, 2013
Tebow won't make it through training camp. He'll be cut, then coach Fartie will be whining all the way until Teblow becomes a priest and starts molesting alter-boys thus ruining his reputation
Prometheus

Cypress, CA

#77 Jul 9, 2013
ART DECO MAN wrote:
<quoted text>> Hey, numb nuts ... Coach Artie hears you've been practicing a lot lately! Have you learned how to tie your shoes yet? Oh, your mommy still does that for ya! Wow, go figure! How about touch your nose with your pointer finger? Oh, the cop at the DUI checkpoint said, "Give me a break ... grab your pointer with the other hand and try touching your nose". So, you got a DUI you say! No way! You tried walking and chewing gum at the same time again? Come on! Haven't you learned your lesson yet? Remember the last time you tried that ... you fell and broke your favorite Ken Barbie doll. Your mommy said you cried for days and days! Not a pretty sight, she said! What??? You did what??? Come on!!! No way!!! Damn!!! So, you almost weaned yourself from your mommy's nipples did you? Oh, you tried, but, it was lunch time and you got hungry! Well, Coach Artie hopes you didn't get colic! Now, let your mommy burp you, so you can climb in the crib for you after lunch nappy! Have a nice nap ... ya hear!?
>:)
You are either part of the problem or part of the solution. From where we sit, you don't appear to be part of the solution.

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#78 Jul 10, 2013
Prometheus wrote:
<quoted text>
You are either part of the problem or part of the solution. From where we sit, you don't appear to be part of the solution.
> Who is "we"? You and that pathetic Tebow hater from Colorado ... Laughing BearFan? LMAO!!! Hey, Prome ... where exactly do you sit? What's that you say, "On the throne reading the want adds"? Hmmm, that sounds about right! Well, Coach Artie hopes you find what you're looking for! Uh, Prome ... don't forget to spray a little air freshener before you leave the throne room.

Yours truly,
Coach Artie (Looking out for your best interests)

P.S.- Have a nice day now ... ya hear!?
>:)

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#79 Jul 10, 2013
Laughing Bear Fan wrote:
Tebow won't make it through training camp. He'll be cut, then coach Fartie will be whining all the way until Teblow becomes a priest and starts molesting alter-boys thus ruining his reputation
> Must be the thin air in Colorado that makes idiots like you say stupid things! Is that your excuse Bear Fan ... or, is it, you're just intellecually challenged? Inquiring minds want to know: Were you born a moron, or, are you a self-educated dip-stick? Anyway, pick up your pacifier and go hate in the shade ... me thinks the sun is baking what little gray matter you have. Do you have any gray matter? That is the question! Coach Artie has to hand it to you though ... you're not shy of making a complete, foolish @ss out of yourself. Congratulations!!!
>:)
Fart Deco Douchebag

Miami, FL

#80 Jul 10, 2013
Meth is one helluva drug

Coach Fartie loves him some Les Miles nutsack taint and extended shower time with the boys.

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#81 Jul 10, 2013
The Miami Meth Douchebag wrote:
Meth is one helluva drug
Coach artie. Just ask me! I loves me some of my homemade meth. My identical twin sister is a meth head too. You see how it makes me talk like a dumbshit? Got to go now to take my sniff my boyfriend's nutsack taint and for my daily extended shower time with my homies.
> Coach Artie really feels sorry for ya, Meth Douche bag! That nasty crystal meth has really eatin' your already miniscule brain down to the size of a mustard seed. Well, at least it won't be hard for you to find the one tooth you have left. You do still brush your teeth... uh, I mean tooth, right? You really should consider a full lobotomy. It wouldn't be bad, I tell ya! With what little brain you have left, the surgeon would only have to make an incision the size of the tip of a safety pin.
Seriously, you really should consider that option!
Anyway, you have a nice day now ... ya hear!?
>:)

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