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5 Worst Teams In NFL Heading Into 2014 Season

There are 21 comments on the CBS Local story from Aug 19, 2014, titled 5 Worst Teams In NFL Heading Into 2014 Season. In it, CBS Local reports that:

The NFL regular season is less than three weeks away and the anticipation continues to build.

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Saidit

San Ramon, CA

#1 Aug 20, 2014
Have to agree, the Faders will most likely be 4-12, maybe 5-11 if there truly is a God.
Reggie McWTF

Houston, TX

#2 Aug 20, 2014
And the Patriots will choke in the post season again...like the 49ers...

“PLAY TO WIN”

Since: Jul 09

" I DA HO " !

#3 Aug 20, 2014
embarrassing! losing big time!
23-3 can't beat his brother
34-0 can't beat the other

RAIDERS 2014!!!
FLORIDA SWAMPER

Jacksonville, FL

#4 Aug 20, 2014
Reggie McWTF wrote:
And the Patriots will choke in the post season again...like the 49ers...
wELL AT LEAST THE PATS ACTUALLY MAKE THE PLAYOFFS. THE TWO VERY WORST IN THIS ARTICLE (JAGS AND RAIDERS) DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHAT THE TERM POST-SEASON MEANS.

ARE THERE REALLY IDIOTS WHO STILL BELONG TO SOMETHING CALLED RAIDERNATION? DIDN'T THAT DIE WITH JON GRUDEN'S DEPARTURE? LET'S SEE HOW MANY YEARS AGO WAS THAT...DAMN, RAN OUT OF FINGERS...

“PLAY TO WIN”

Since: Jul 09

" I DA HO " !

#5 Aug 20, 2014
FLORIDA SWAMPER wrote:
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wELL AT LEAST THE PATS ACTUALLY MAKE THE PLAYOFFS. THE TWO VERY WORST IN THIS ARTICLE (JAGS AND RAIDERS) DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHAT THE TERM POST-SEASON MEANS.
ARE THERE REALLY IDIOTS WHO STILL BELONG TO SOMETHING CALLED RAIDERNATION? DIDN'T THAT DIE WITH JON GRUDEN'S DEPARTURE? LET'S SEE HOW MANY YEARS AGO WAS THAT...DAMN, RAN OUT OF FINGERS...
pats haven't won since they got caught cheating! what do you even care about them either? you're a college gat-tor fan. you don't know the nfl other than rumors.
RAIDERS 2014!!!
FLORIDA SWAMPER

Jacksonville, FL

#6 Aug 20, 2014
RAIDER MISTERIO OG wrote:
<quoted text>pats haven't won since they got caught cheating! what do you even care about them either? you're a college gat-tor fan. you don't know the nfl other than rumors.
RAIDERS 2014!!!
I DO NOT NECCESSARILY CARE ABOUT "ANY" NFL TEAM WHICH IS WHY i OF ALL PEOPLE HAVE A CLEAR, AND UNBIASED VIEWPOINT ABOUT THE TEAMS THAT PLAY IN THAT LEAGUE. IT IS UNDERSTANDABLE AS A DIEHARD FAN THAT YOU HOPE TO REVIVE A DEAD SILVER AND BLACK FISH OUT OF WATER AND A RETURN TO THE GLORY DAYS OF OLD.

BUT COME ON MAN, 20 YEARS OF OAKLAND RAIDER NON-COMPETITIVE FOOTBALL MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THESE FOOLISH RAIDERNATION FANS WHO KEEP BOISTING LIKE THEY ARE IN THE THICK OF THE SUPERBOWL HUNT TO STOP WITH THE UNJUSTIFIED ARROGANCE. YOU CAN'T BRING JIM PLUNKETT, KENNY STABLER, OR RICH GANNON BACK TO PLAY, BUT MAYBE THEY SHOULD BE IN THE ORGANIZATION AGAIN TO TEACH THESE YOUNGSTERS WHAT WINNING REALLY TASTES LIKE. JUST SAYIN...

“PLAY TO WIN”

Since: Jul 09

" I DA HO " !

#7 Aug 20, 2014
FLORIDA SWAMPER wrote:
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I DO NOT NECCESSARILY CARE ABOUT "ANY" NFL TEAM WHICH IS WHY i OF ALL PEOPLE HAVE A CLEAR, AND UNBIASED VIEWPOINT ABOUT THE TEAMS THAT PLAY IN THAT LEAGUE. IT IS UNDERSTANDABLE AS A DIEHARD FAN THAT YOU HOPE TO REVIVE A DEAD SILVER AND BLACK FISH OUT OF WATER AND A RETURN TO THE GLORY DAYS OF OLD.
BUT COME ON MAN, 20 YEARS OF OAKLAND RAIDER NON-COMPETITIVE FOOTBALL MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THESE FOOLISH RAIDERNATION FANS WHO KEEP BOISTING LIKE THEY ARE IN THE THICK OF THE SUPERBOWL HUNT TO STOP WITH THE UNJUSTIFIED ARROGANCE. YOU CAN'T BRING JIM PLUNKETT, KENNY STABLER, OR RICH GANNON BACK TO PLAY, BUT MAYBE THEY SHOULD BE IN THE ORGANIZATION AGAIN TO TEACH THESE YOUNGSTERS WHAT WINNING REALLY TASTES LIKE. JUST SAYIN...
again florida swamper, i don't disagree with most of the stuff you wrote here. but you know, unlike any fan of their team. we don't jump ship in our struggles. that's called loyalty. we had our great years. we enjoyed the wins. when is the last time gators won a championship? it hasn't been that long right? but if they so happen to start losing for a decade, are you going to join another college team?
most people here are pretty cool. but you come in throwing stones or kicking someone when they're down, we have nothing left but to defend. "last act of defiance" (lol). but , what would you do?

RAIDERS 2014!!!
FLORIDA SWAMPER

Jacksonville, FL

#8 Aug 20, 2014
RAIDER MISTERIO OG wrote:
<quoted text>again florida swamper, i don't disagree with most of the stuff you wrote here. but you know, unlike any fan of their team. we don't jump ship in our struggles. that's called loyalty. we had our great years. we enjoyed the wins. when is the last time gators won a championship? it hasn't been that long right? but if they so happen to start losing for a decade, are you going to join another college team?
most people here are pretty cool. but you come in throwing stones or kicking someone when they're down, we have nothing left but to defend. "last act of defiance" (lol). but , what would you do?
RAIDERS 2014!!!
gOT YA MISTERIO. BUT I THINK THOUGH IT IS ABOUT TIME FOR SOME OF THESE RAIDER FANS TO RETIRE THE "RAIDERNATION" AND "COMMITMENT TO EXELLENCE" MONIKERS. IT IS SORT OF REMINDING ME OF A DRUNK AT A PARTY WHO MOUTHS OFF, GETS HIS ASSS KICKED TO THE CURB, STAGGERS BACK TO HIS FEET AND YELLS WHO'S NEXT.(LOL)

MAYBE THOSE FANS NEED TO SIP THEIR DRINKS SLOWLY FOR NOW AND WAIT FOR SOMETHING THAT IS POSTIVELY "REAL" BEFORE THEY TRY AND RESURRECT THAT OL' RAIDER MYSTIQUE.

Since: Jul 14

Orange, CA

#9 Aug 20, 2014
I think Redskins should on the list, their defensive group is terrible. If the team lost RG3, then they basically are the worst.

“PLAY TO WIN”

Since: Jul 09

" I DA HO " !

#10 Aug 20, 2014
FLORIDA SWAMPER wrote:
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gOT YA MISTERIO. BUT I THINK THOUGH IT IS ABOUT TIME FOR SOME OF THESE RAIDER FANS TO RETIRE THE "RAIDERNATION" AND "COMMITMENT TO EXELLENCE" MONIKERS. IT IS SORT OF REMINDING ME OF A DRUNK AT A PARTY WHO MOUTHS OFF, GETS HIS ASSS KICKED TO THE CURB, STAGGERS BACK TO HIS FEET AND YELLS WHO'S NEXT.(LOL)
MAYBE THOSE FANS NEED TO SIP THEIR DRINKS SLOWLY FOR NOW AND WAIT FOR SOMETHING THAT IS POSTIVELY "REAL" BEFORE THEY TRY AND RESURRECT THAT OL' RAIDER MYSTIQUE.
AHAHAHAHA!!!(LOL), damn, you're describing me, but i never got my ass kicked (LOL). talking crap again huh?(lol), naugh but as long as the RAIDERS aren't winning. everything is silent. most people just want to get back to the winning ways. and yes, RAIDER fans don't have the prettiest image out there. but until mark davis or mckenzie start winning again, those phrases stay. mckenzie came in here to change it to "new era", it just hasn't happened. don't look or pay attention at all the RAIDER fans, we'll always be a bunch of ugly mutha's! it's just about the RAIDERS passion in hope of getting back to our winning ways. trust me, we feel the frustration. and it's not just about our looks (lol).
RAIDERS 2014!!!!

“Repent and worship God”

Since: Jul 13

Location hidden

#11 Aug 21, 2014
I would say the Cleveland Browns, Houston Texans, Oakland Raiders, Jacksonville Jaguars, and NY Giants need to be careful or they'll be on the bottom of the NFL.
Reggie McWTF

Houston, TX

#12 Aug 21, 2014
FLORIDA SWAMPER wrote:
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I DO NOT NECCESSARILY CARE ABOUT "ANY" NFL TEAM
Then take your ass to the SEC forums retard...then you can brag to your other fellow swampass buddies how good Tim Tebow and Danny Wuerffel were, but sucked in the NFL...
FLORIDA SWAMPER

Jacksonville, FL

#13 Aug 22, 2014
Reggie McWTF wrote:
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Then take your ass to the SEC forums retard...then you can brag to your other fellow swampass buddies how good Tim Tebow and Danny Wuerffel were, but sucked in the NFL...
qUIT CRYING REGGIE BECAUSE YOUR BELOVED FAIDERS HAVE LET YOU DOWN SEASON AFTER SEASON AND LEFT YOU HANGING ON TO OLD GLORY DAYS OF KENNY STABLERS AND MARCUS ALLENS.

BELIEVE ME, ONCE THE COLLEGE SEASON STARTS, THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF ENGAGING AND INTERESTING SUBJECT MATTER INSTEAD OF NFL FORUMS SPORTING WEAKASSS TEAMS WHERE ARM CHAIR QB FANS TRY TO DESPERATELY FIX SOMETHING BEYOND BROKEN WITH FANTASY FOOTBALL IDEALS.
Saidit

San Ramon, CA

#14 Aug 23, 2014
San Antonio Raiders has a good sound to it. San Francisco BAY AREA 49ers sounds even better!
Saidit

San Ramon, CA

#15 Aug 23, 2014
Of course, that's only if you can survive the unbearable heat in the new stadium. Time to put a half dome over it.
Reggie McWTF

Houston, TX

#16 Aug 25, 2014
FLORIDA SWAMPER wrote:
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qUIT CRYING REGGIE BECAUSE YOUR BELOVED FAIDERS HAVE LET YOU DOWN SEASON AFTER SEASON AND LEFT YOU HANGING ON TO OLD GLORY DAYS OF KENNY STABLERS AND MARCUS ALLENS.
BELIEVE ME, ONCE THE COLLEGE SEASON STARTS, THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF ENGAGING AND INTERESTING SUBJECT MATTER INSTEAD OF NFL FORUMS SPORTING WEAKASSS TEAMS WHERE ARM CHAIR QB FANS TRY TO DESPERATELY FIX SOMETHING BEYOND BROKEN WITH FANTASY FOOTBALL IDEALS.
Who is crying? The Raiders suck....lmao. But not as much as your Gator QB's in the NFL!
FLORIDA SWAMPER

Jacksonville, FL

#17 Aug 27, 2014
Saidit wrote:
San Antonio Raiders has a good sound to it. San Francisco BAY AREA 49ers sounds even better!
wHICH MARKET IS SMALLER OAKLAND OR SAN ANTONIO? THE FAIDERS NEED TO RESEARCH THAT SO THEY CAN PICK THE BETTER CITY TO MAKE THEIR EXCUSES IN ON WHY THEY NEVER SELL OUT THEIR GAMES.

GO OAKLAND/L.A./SAN ANTONIO/PORTLAND/BUTTE RAIDERS
swamptits

Cypress, TX

#18 Aug 27, 2014
FLORIDA SWAMPER wrote:
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wHICH MARKET IS SMALLER OAKLAND OR SAN ANTONIO? THE FAIDERS NEED TO RESEARCH THAT SO THEY CAN PICK THE BETTER CITY TO MAKE THEIR EXCUSES IN ON WHY THEY NEVER SELL OUT THEIR GAMES.
GO OAKLAND/L.A./SAN ANTONIO/PORTLAND/BUTTE RAIDERS
Better yet, which market is full of retards!! Thats the one to pick Jokeland!!!
Flatulence Fred

Houston, TX

#19 Aug 28, 2014
Lighting Farts on Fire - The Blue Flame

Human flatus may contain hydrogen gas and/or methane, which are flammable. If sufficient amounts of these gases are present, it's possible to light the fart on fire. Keep in mind, not all farts are flammable. Although flatus has great YouTube fame for producing a blue flame, it turns out only about half of people have the archaea (bacteria) in their bodies that are necessary to produce methane. If you don't make methane, you may still be able to ignite your farts (a dangerous practice!), but the flame will be yellow or possibly orange rather than blue.
The Smell of Farts

Flatus often stinks! There are several chemicals that contribute to the smell of farts:

skatole (by-product of meat digestion)
indole (by-product of meat digestion)
methanethiol (a sulfur compound)
dimethyl sulfide (a sulfur compound)
hydrogen sulfide (rotten egg odor, flammable)
volatile amines
short chain fatty acids
feces (if present in the rectum)
bacteria

The chemical composition and thus odor of farts differs according to your health and diet, so you would expect a vegetarian's farts to smell different from those produced by a person who eats meat.
asdfsdaf

Phoenix, AZ

#20 Aug 28, 2014
I had a roommate in college whom was the smelliest person I've ever been around.

His name was Drew and he was a big skinny white guy. Drew's didn't do laundry all to often, and played a lot of sports. Drew also enjoyed wearing 3 t shirts at a time under a hoodie, so he always had a lot on. The problems really start with Drew's diet.

Out of scientific curiosity, i basically followed him around for a week, or asked about what he had to eat. This is it:
Buffalo chicken sandwich wrap(ok, decently healthy, just lots of hot sauce and ranch)
Microwave buttered popcorn(ok every once in a while i guess)
Fanta and Shasta Orange soda, Orange drink.(gross, but ok, he is a young dude, whatever)

Then i realized that THAT WAS IT. No other intake of calories. His body was slowing becoming butter, fat, hot sauce and sucrose corn syrup. He didn't even drink booze, so he couldn't puke/sweat his way through a hangover and get a cleanse that way.

You are what you eat. That shit comes out your pores.
Flatulence Fred wrote:
Lighting Farts on Fire - The Blue Flame
Human flatus may contain hydrogen gas and/or methane, which are flammable. If sufficient amounts of these gases are present, it's possible to light the fart on fire. Keep in mind, not all farts are flammable. Although flatus has great YouTube fame for producing a blue flame, it turns out only about half of people have the archaea (bacteria) in their bodies that are necessary to produce methane. If you don't make methane, you may still be able to ignite your farts (a dangerous practice!), but the flame will be yellow or possibly orange rather than blue.
The Smell of Farts
Flatus often stinks! There are several chemicals that contribute to the smell of farts:
skatole (by-product of meat digestion)
indole (by-product of meat digestion)
methanethiol (a sulfur compound)
dimethyl sulfide (a sulfur compound)
hydrogen sulfide (rotten egg odor, flammable)
volatile amines
short chain fatty acids
feces (if present in the rectum)
bacteria
The chemical composition and thus odor of farts differs according to your health and diet, so you would expect a vegetarian's farts to smell different from those produced by a person who eats meat.

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