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#1 Oct 4, 2013
A few things about me.
I am fat and have a very hairy back.
I shower once a week.
My wife weighs 300lbs and is a Chicago Bear fan who laughs a lot.
Just kidding my wife only weighs 276lbs and doesn't laugh a lot.
#2 Oct 4, 2013
Lol dude your life sucks! Oh man..... No offense.
#4 Oct 5, 2013
I am not fat but fatter than I was in the past. I do have a very hairy back.
I shower almost everyday somedays even twice
My wife weighs 109lbs and does not watch football but if she did she said she would cheer for the vikings to annoy me.
Not kidding about my wife's weight and she does laugh a lot, usually 'at' me.
I also love RIchard Simmons more than
#5 Oct 5, 2013
Lol you have a hairy back! That must suck being fat and to be hairy at the same time! Bet you get laughed at in the summer time. Oh man guys like u scared the crap out of me in the summer time at the beach. Smelled funny too. Lol I feel bad for your ugly wife.
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