Hall of SHAME the MIAMI DOLPHINS

Hall of SHAME the MIAMI DOLPHINS

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Since: May 09

Belvidere, IL

#1 Sep 18, 2011
Well here we go again 0 & 2 start at home we have been here before last year where the Fins went 1 & 7 at home looks like the same is going to happen this year. Only 12% of teams who start 0 & 2 go to the playoffs the fins are just 1 & 9 in the last 10 games in Miami. But next week Miami plays the Browns (I think) they might just get a win
Getfarts

Cypress, TX

#2 Sep 18, 2011
Who cares about beating the Browns...they are not playoff contenders...much like Miami...

Since: May 09

Belvidere, IL

#3 Sep 18, 2011
Getfarts wrote:
Who cares about beating the Browns...they are not playoff contenders...much like Miami...
Who has more wins Miami or Cleveland??? There is ALMOST NOWAY Miami is in the PLAYOFFS THIS SEASON
Tony Spanarama

Miami, FL

#4 Sep 19, 2011
beerhunter wrote:
<quoted text> Who has more wins Miami or Cleveland??? There is ALMOST NOWAY Miami is in the PLAYOFFS THIS SEASON
You actually thought they had a realistic chance even before the season started? With the talent and coaching they were set to have, and playing in the division they do? C'mon, man!
Winsfarts

Houston, TX

#5 Sep 19, 2011
beerhunter wrote:
<quoted text> Who has more wins Miami or Cleveland??? There is ALMOST NOWAY Miami is in the PLAYOFFS THIS SEASON
Exactly...so who cares about the Cleveland game...niether team will see the playoffs...
Tony Spandexarano

Miami, FL

#6 Sep 19, 2011
Winsfarts wrote:
<quoted text>
Exactly...so who cares about the Cleveland game...niether team will see the playoffs...
Mr. I Wear My Sunglasses At Night will care--if his team can't even beat the Browns then any and all hope at even having 6 win season is gone. They will be 0-3, and it won't be long before Mike Nolan gets his 2nd HC shot as the interim HC for the remainder of the year.
Tonyfarts

Houston, TX

#7 Sep 19, 2011
They already showed they cant hang with potential playoff teams so far by going 0-2...the Browns game is nothing but who will screw the other out of the earlier 1st round pick in 2012...

Since: May 09

Belvidere, IL

#8 Sep 19, 2011
My sister can hit harder then any Dolphin player & I don't have a sister. And as far as a thought that the fin would see the playoffs this team has done nothing since Jimmy Jonhson was the Head Coach this team is looking UP AT A DEAD HORSE'S A$$ & to NEXT SEASON sorry the SEASON AFTER THAT NO NO THE SEASON AFTER THAT ECT...ECT...ECT...The fin need ALL NEW PLAYERS & COACH'S time to start all over

Since: May 09

Belvidere, IL

#9 Sep 25, 2011
Miami is now 0 & 3 can you say first pick in the draft next year some guy named LUCK from Stanford?
The Spaghetti Coach

Miami, FL

#10 Sep 26, 2011
beerhunter wrote:
Miami is now 0 & 3 can you say first pick in the draft next year some guy named LUCK from Stanford?
can you say first pick in the draft next year some guy whose name you've never heard of?

The Fins will draft a fucking punt returner or DE with their 1st pick, as they always do.

The last time they spent a 1st rounder on a QB was Marino. What ever became of him?

The Fins will keep banging their heads against the same wall expecting a different result.
Sunfarts

Houston, TX

#11 Sep 26, 2011
Sparano wears sun glasses during post game interviews because:

1) He is stoned

2) His farts are burning his eyes

3) To cover up his tears of failure

4) He got catchup in them from eating 39 Big Macs
beerhunter

Rockford, IL

#12 Sep 29, 2011
5) he doesn't want anybody to know he is the coach of the Miaim Dolphins
6)He wishs is that it would be night so he could wear the same sun glasses at night
Kieth Stonefarts

Cypress, TX

#13 Sep 30, 2011
7) He ate his other 4 pairs

8) Sparano is practice for a part in the new off Broadway play "Weekend at Bernies" as Bernie

Since: May 09

Belvidere, IL

#14 Sep 30, 2011
9) he think he just might get to be the next John Lonhson on a new MIAMI VICE

10)He doesn't want anybody to see he when he is reading the help wanted ads

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