Jerry Jones has few options to fix 1-...

Jerry Jones has few options to fix 1-6 Cowboys

There are 34 comments on the El Paso Times story from Nov 2, 2010, titled Jerry Jones has few options to fix 1-6 Cowboys. In it, El Paso Times reports that:

This Oct. 31, 2010, file photo shows Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones before an NFL football game against the Jacksonville Jaguars, in Dallas.

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Mr Clean

Alamogordo, NM

#1 Nov 2, 2010
The stadium looks great though.
texas stars

El Paso, TX

#5 Nov 2, 2010
Stay in the bar and off the field you drunk old fool.
obama_bin_laden

United States

#6 Nov 2, 2010
paging PETRO, paging PETRO (cricket chirp,cricket chirp)
You So Smart

El Paso, TX

#7 Nov 2, 2010
Fire Bum Phillips.
la mosca

Los Lunas, NM

#8 Nov 2, 2010
How 'bout this option.

Move the "boys" to Juarez, they would fit right in with the cartel clowns. For once there would be some team unity, birds of a feather.....
Move

United States

#9 Nov 2, 2010
Or they could move to Santa Fe and join the same gay cult you did. Worshiping bird peckers.
Mac in Austin

Kyle, TX

#10 Nov 3, 2010
This couldn't have happened to the most appropriate person. In the Cowboys 22 years that Jones has owned them, they have made it to 3 Super Bowls. All of those were in the first few years with Jimmy Johnson's draft picks. Jones hasn't been back because he stinks as a player evaluator and a GM.
R U Smiling

Hobbs, NM

#11 Nov 3, 2010
Move wrote:
Or they could move to Santa Fe and join the same gay cult you did. Worshiping bird peckers.
Where is Walter "Mamon" Mercado when you need him? Maybe in S. Fe, initiating new cult members!

He always said he would like to be the QueeerterBack for the 'Boys. Surely Antonio Rohomo wouldn't mind....at least until his "major" injury heals up and then he can take over and squeeze Dallas into the "Souper Bowl".
Triumpth

El Paso, TX

#12 Nov 3, 2010
You would think that after all these years of flopping, the cowboy fans would learn a little humility, but wait till they start talking Superbowl next August.
The Cowboy Jerseys have all but disappeared and chants of "let's go Rangers" during the last two football games only showed that they have no class and no loyalty (only when the team wins). What will it be next home game, "let's go Mavericks"?
Once again, it's not the team that we hate. They've been insignificant for decades, it's the obnoxious cowboy fans who are the worst in the league, but alas the last laugh is on them.
The cowboys super suck, the Rangers were almost swept, the Texans aren't going nowhere and the Longhorns are a joke.
All that's left for the people who call us "haters" is to start hating winning teams.
Hey Brokeback Buddies....there's always checkers!
la mosca

Los Lunas, NM

#13 Nov 3, 2010
Move wrote:
Or they could move to Santa Fe and join the same gay cult you did. Worshiping bird peckers.
As absurd as your barb is, I would rather do that than be known as a Dallas Cowboy fan, which you obviously are, which makes you lower than an actual Cryboy.
Tony

Bradenton, FL

#14 Nov 4, 2010
Jones has taken the Cowboys down the same path as the Raiders went.

Dallas is the new Oakland replacement.

The best NFL football coaches are not in football now because owners think they are better coaches than the best coaches.
Coach Wade Phillips

Brooksville, FL

#15 Nov 4, 2010
I'm tired of Jerry Jones asking me to give it to him in the back door.
I'm not that kind of guy.

Since: Sep 08

El Paso, TX

#16 Nov 4, 2010
Jerry Jones FIX IT? He IS the problem. Wake up!
Bullfarts

Houston, TX

#17 Nov 4, 2010
Jerry Jones has few options to fix 1-6 Cowboys:

1) Fart in pants
2) Fart in Wades pants
3) Fart on Romo
4) Fart into cupped hand and sniff
Cowboy_

El Paso, TX

#18 Nov 8, 2010
If you are going to post a comment, at least make it worth reading. I do not think Wade Phillips is the ONLY one to blame for the Cowboys poor performance. The players need to step up and play to their potential. The only player I see hope in is number 88. The players look like they do not even want to be out there to win. When a key player gets hurt, it is up to the team to step up and play just as hard in order to be successful. There might not be hope for a Superbowl this season, but there is still hope to crawl out of this deep hole and begin to win. You can do it Cowboys, we believe in you. <3

“Ave Satanas”

Since: Dec 06

Bratislava, Slovakia

#19 Nov 8, 2010
Good grief....45-7!!!

<hangs head>
R U Smiling

Hobbs, NM

#20 Nov 8, 2010
Cowboy_ wrote:
......" You can do it Cowboys, we believe in you". <3
Are you related to Wade?
You can do it...? WHAT, pray tell can they do?
We believe in you...? Who is WE?
The Dallas Duds are a real riot... they bring tears of joy to America.
America's Team for laughs.... and you get to see a real-life Spectre every game(Jerry Jones) as a bonus!
Funny

United States

#21 Nov 8, 2010
Jerry Jones should force the Cowboy players to don waiter costumes and sell hotdogs and beer at the stadium.

That is about as close as they will get to the Super Bowl that will be held at....Cowboys Stadium.
Jones jinxed em

Farmington, NM

#22 Nov 8, 2010
Jerry Jones jinxed his team at the end of last season when he claimed that the Cowboys would be the first team to win the Super Bowl in their own stadium. What an egocentric dumbass!
Bullfarts

Houston, TX

#23 Nov 8, 2010
He jinxed this team when he brought in Wade Phillips

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