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2013 NFL Mock Draft: Current Info for All 32 First Round Selections

There are 182 comments on the BleacherReport story from Jan 11, 2013, titled 2013 NFL Mock Draft: Current Info for All 32 First Round Selections. In it, BleacherReport reports that:

While the 2013 NFL playoffs are still ongoing, fans of 24 out the 32 NFL franchises have nothing much to look forward to but the impending offseason and draft.

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Kaptain Kosar

Helena, MT

#82 Aug 5, 2014
Does anyone know where be steakhouse?
Fred Flatulence

Houston, TX

#83 Aug 5, 2014
And CIFF isn’t just about showing films featuring and about Coney Island. Also screening will be Bill Plympton‘s latest short film The Cow Who Wanted to Be a Hamburger; and the fart-tacular Love Comes Out of the Butt by Matthew Silver.
Flatulence Fred

Houston, TX

#84 Aug 5, 2014
F.A.R.T.: The Movie (1991 Video)

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Russell has two passions: watching television and farting! He also loves Heather. Heather HATES farting. The eternal triangle! One day she warns him, "if they ever allow farting on television, you'll never leave the house!" One evening he goes to sleep in front of the TV, and "it" happens. Virtually everything on TV is fart related, from sitcoms and commercials, to newscasts and dramas.

Taglines: Russell loves to fart. Heather hates farting ... A love story.
Kaptain Kosar

Helena, MT

#85 Aug 8, 2014
What about steakhouse? Does it stink?

Is Berne in camp?
Bloodborne Pathogen 1653

United States

#86 Oct 8, 2014
Is this true regarding the kosar comeback?
Ralph

United States

#87 Oct 8, 2014
Hope there is a fart report this tomorrow.

FART REPORT>

Here are some non-scientific solutions to sleep farting...

The fart facts
What does a fart consist of? How bad does a fart smell? What kind of fart facts are there???
How do you call a fart? Where can you fart the best?

You can find all the fart answers on your fart questions on www.thefartfacts.com !!

An average fart is made of:
59% nitrogen
21% hydrogen
9% carbon dioxide
7% methane
4% oxygen
1% hydrogen sulfide, the smelly part
100% original fart

A fart is mostly produced bij E.coli*.
* E. coli are bacteria that are commonly found in the intestines of humans and animals. There are different types of E. coli. Mostly are not harmefully and only causes people to fart. Most farts are flammable, because of the methane and hydrogen they containA fart has at the time of creation the temperature of 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. This is 37 degrees Celsius.

A fart has reached the speed of 10 feet per second. This is 3.05 meters per second.

One person can produces about 0.5 liters of farts a day. This is almost 0.13 gallon.

Men and woman will fart equally.*Have you ever met a woman who will admit this?

An average person farts 14 times a day.

The most farts take place at night while sleeping.

The most farting producing animals are termites. Next in line are the camels, than the Zebras, the sheep, the cows, the elephants, the dog (Labradors/Retrievers), the humans + Cowpea*.
*Cowpea is one of the most ancient crops known to man. Its origin and subsequent domestication is associated with pearl millet and sorghum in Africa. It is now a broadly adapted and highly variable crop, cultivated around the world primarily for seed, but also as a vegetable (for leafy greens, green pods, fresh shelled green peas, and shelled dried peas), a cover crop and for fodder.

Herring use farts to communicate with each other.

Fart of the maggots have a similar effect to antibiotics. Science is still working on it to make it a medicine.

A fart is made up less than 1 percent of the chemicals that stink, but a fart chemical is so pungent that people can smell them at levels of 1 part in 100 million.

A study has proven that, when men and woman have eaten exact the same food, woman have more concentrated gas than men. This was also mentioned as a greater odor intensity.

In the African country of Malawi is to let a fart offense.

An Indian tribe in South America called the Yanomami,, use farting as a greeting. Just say Hi.

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.

In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest!

The female Southern Pine Beetle farts a pheromone called frontalin which is used to attract a mate. It can also be used as a gathering call to the rest of the species

These animals can not fart: The Pogonophoran Worm, the Jellyfish and the Coral and Sea Anemones. This is caused by lake of an anus.

The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.!!!'
OKL 2522

United States

#88 Oct 10, 2014
berne is in camp and will replace Payten for the remaining games of the season.
Hal

United States

#89 Oct 10, 2014
Ralph wrote:
Hope there is a fart report this tomorrow.
FART REPORT>
Here are some non-scientific solutions to sleep farting...
The fart facts
What does a fart consist of? How bad does a fart smell? What kind of fart facts are there???
How do you call a fart? Where can you fart the best?
You can find all the fart answers on your fart questions on www.thefartfacts.com !!
An average fart is made of:
59% nitrogen
21% hydrogen
9% carbon dioxide
7% methane
4% oxygen
1% hydrogen sulfide, the smelly part
100% original fart
A fart is mostly produced bij E.coli*.
* E. coli are bacteria that are commonly found in the intestines of humans and animals. There are different types of E. coli. Mostly are not harmefully and only causes people to fart. Most farts are flammable, because of the methane and hydrogen they containA fart has at the time of creation the temperature of 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. This is 37 degrees Celsius.
A fart has reached the speed of 10 feet per second. This is 3.05 meters per second.
One person can produces about 0.5 liters of farts a day. This is almost 0.13 gallon.
Men and woman will fart equally.*Have you ever met a woman who will admit this?
An average person farts 14 times a day.
The most farts take place at night while sleeping.
The most farting producing animals are termites. Next in line are the camels, than the Zebras, the sheep, the cows, the elephants, the dog (Labradors/Retrievers), the humans + Cowpea*.
*Cowpea is one of the most ancient crops known to man. Its origin and subsequent domestication is associated with pearl millet and sorghum in Africa. It is now a broadly adapted and highly variable crop, cultivated around the world primarily for seed, but also as a vegetable (for leafy greens, green pods, fresh shelled green peas, and shelled dried peas), a cover crop and for fodder.
Herring use farts to communicate with each other.
Fart of the maggots have a similar effect to antibiotics. Science is still working on it to make it a medicine.
A fart is made up less than 1 percent of the chemicals that stink, but a fart chemical is so pungent that people can smell them at levels of 1 part in 100 million.
A study has proven that, when men and woman have eaten exact the same food, woman have more concentrated gas than men. This was also mentioned as a greater odor intensity.
In the African country of Malawi is to let a fart offense.
An Indian tribe in South America called the Yanomami,, use farting as a greeting. Just say Hi.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.
In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest!
The female Southern Pine Beetle farts a pheromone called frontalin which is used to attract a mate. It can also be used as a gathering call to the rest of the species
These animals can not fart: The Pogonophoran Worm, the Jellyfish and the Coral and Sea Anemones. This is caused by lake of an anus.
The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.!!!'
Yes. Outstanding report.
Benjamin Bronco Benjamin

Helena, MT

#90 Oct 13, 2014
I speak for all the Bronco Nation welcoming Bernie into the starting qb position.
Brad

United States

#91 Oct 13, 2014
Ralph wrote:
Hope there is a fart report this tomorrow.
FART REPORT>
Here are some non-scientific solutions to sleep farting...
The fart facts
What does a fart consist of? How bad does a fart smell? What kind of fart facts are there???
How do you call a fart? Where can you fart the best?
You can find all the fart answers on your fart questions on www.thefartfacts.com !!
An average fart is made of:
59% nitrogen
21% hydrogen
9% carbon dioxide
7% methane
4% oxygen
1% hydrogen sulfide, the smelly part
100% original fart
A fart is mostly produced bij E.coli*.
* E. coli are bacteria that are commonly found in the intestines of humans and animals. There are different types of E. coli. Mostly are not harmefully and only causes people to fart. Most farts are flammable, because of the methane and hydrogen they containA fart has at the time of creation the temperature of 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. This is 37 degrees Celsius.
A fart has reached the speed of 10 feet per second. This is 3.05 meters per second.
One person can produces about 0.5 liters of farts a day. This is almost 0.13 gallon.
Men and woman will fart equally.*Have you ever met a woman who will admit this?
An average person farts 14 times a day.
The most farts take place at night while sleeping.
The most farting producing animals are termites. Next in line are the camels, than the Zebras, the sheep, the cows, the elephants, the dog (Labradors/Retrievers), the humans + Cowpea*.
*Cowpea is one of the most ancient crops known to man. Its origin and subsequent domestication is associated with pearl millet and sorghum in Africa. It is now a broadly adapted and highly variable crop, cultivated around the world primarily for seed, but also as a vegetable (for leafy greens, green pods, fresh shelled green peas, and shelled dried peas), a cover crop and for fodder.
Herring use farts to communicate with each other.
Fart of the maggots have a similar effect to antibiotics. Science is still working on it to make it a medicine.
A fart is made up less than 1 percent of the chemicals that stink, but a fart chemical is so pungent that people can smell them at levels of 1 part in 100 million.
A study has proven that, when men and woman have eaten exact the same food, woman have more concentrated gas than men. This was also mentioned as a greater odor intensity.
In the African country of Malawi is to let a fart offense.
An Indian tribe in South America called the Yanomami,, use farting as a greeting. Just say Hi.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.
In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest!
The female Southern Pine Beetle farts a pheromone called frontalin which is used to attract a mate. It can also be used as a gathering call to the rest of the species
These animals can not fart: The Pogonophoran Worm, the Jellyfish and the Coral and Sea Anemones. This is caused by lake of an anus.
The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.!!!'
Great report!

Thanks!!!
Bob DeNiro

Helena, MT

#92 Oct 13, 2014
I was in raging bull and taxi. with jody foster. Bernie is a good qb and will lead the broncos to another championship game which they will lose embarrassingly. Too bad the broncos suck so bad, they are losers.
Jody Foster

United States

#93 Oct 13, 2014
Ralph wrote:
Hope there is a fart report this tomorrow.
FART REPORT>
Here are some non-scientific solutions to sleep farting...
The fart facts
What does a fart consist of? How bad does a fart smell? What kind of fart facts are there???
How do you call a fart? Where can you fart the best?
You can find all the fart answers on your fart questions on www.thefartfacts.com !!
An average fart is made of:
59% nitrogen
21% hydrogen
9% carbon dioxide
7% methane
4% oxygen
1% hydrogen sulfide, the smelly part
100% original fart
A fart is mostly produced bij E.coli*.
* E. coli are bacteria that are commonly found in the intestines of humans and animals. There are different types of E. coli. Mostly are not harmefully and only causes people to fart. Most farts are flammable, because of the methane and hydrogen they containA fart has at the time of creation the temperature of 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. This is 37 degrees Celsius.
A fart has reached the speed of 10 feet per second. This is 3.05 meters per second.
One person can produces about 0.5 liters of farts a day. This is almost 0.13 gallon.
Men and woman will fart equally.*Have you ever met a woman who will admit this?
An average person farts 14 times a day.
The most farts take place at night while sleeping.
The most farting producing animals are termites. Next in line are the camels, than the Zebras, the sheep, the cows, the elephants, the dog (Labradors/Retrievers), the humans + Cowpea*.
*Cowpea is one of the most ancient crops known to man. Its origin and subsequent domestication is associated with pearl millet and sorghum in Africa. It is now a broadly adapted and highly variable crop, cultivated around the world primarily for seed, but also as a vegetable (for leafy greens, green pods, fresh shelled green peas, and shelled dried peas), a cover crop and for fodder.
Herring use farts to communicate with each other.
Fart of the maggots have a similar effect to antibiotics. Science is still working on it to make it a medicine.
A fart is made up less than 1 percent of the chemicals that stink, but a fart chemical is so pungent that people can smell them at levels of 1 part in 100 million.
A study has proven that, when men and woman have eaten exact the same food, woman have more concentrated gas than men. This was also mentioned as a greater odor intensity.
In the African country of Malawi is to let a fart offense.
An Indian tribe in South America called the Yanomami,, use farting as a greeting. Just say Hi.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.
In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest!
The female Southern Pine Beetle farts a pheromone called frontalin which is used to attract a mate. It can also be used as a gathering call to the rest of the species
These animals can not fart: The Pogonophoran Worm, the Jellyfish and the Coral and Sea Anemones. This is caused by lake of an anus.
The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.!!!'
Need more fart reports like this
Flatulence Fred

Houston, TX

#94 Oct 14, 2014
Jody Foster wrote:
<quoted text>

Need more fart reports like this
FART REPORT>

5 Ways That Smelling Farts Could Save Your Life, According to Actual Science-----

Who knew that all those times you were booty blasting your passed out bros that you were actually helping them to maintain their physical health??

Scientists at Exeter University, probably while enduring a lot of Luigi-style death stares, snatched up some of those tuition and tax dollars and started studying the effects of smelling farts on the human body!

Exeter scientists get to throw crotch shots at the haters though because, as it turns out, smelling someone’s ass blast is good for you. Like, really good. Like open-your-nostrils-and-soak-in -that-stank good. So good, in fact, that scientists actually made a compound called AP39 that duplicates the effects of your beefy blowouts!

So before you blame those bastardly barking spiders (FARTS!!!!!!!) how, exactly, do your booty biscuits build a better body?

1. Protect cells..

The very thing that makes your farts smell like death is the same thing that protects your health. Hydrogen sulfide is deadly in large amounts. But in small doses it helps your cells protect themselves. Most people naturally produce useful amounts of hydrogen sulfide in their farts, but caution should be used around friends that have eaten over $10 worth of Taco Bell in one sitting.

2. Helps your body produce energy:

Mitochondria in your cells produce energy. Over time mitochondria lose their energy-producing mojo and when that happens cells die. Something about that sweet smell of broken wind invigorates mitochondria and keeps them producing energy. Your cells even produce their own hydrogen sulfide when the mitochondria start acting up. So do your part for cell health and take your time at that breakfast burrito buffet then fart away.

3. Helps prevent inflammation:

Inflammation in the body is an indication of lacking health and is caused by a litany of inner and outer physical trauma. Cells boosted with fresh fart hydrogen sulfide can keep working to hold off inflammation and…

4. Fight illness:

A healthy cell is an illness-fighting cell. And healthy doses of inflammation-fighting cells with mitochondria pumping out the go-go juice means that you will see less infections, colds and other generalized conditions. So go ahead. Dutch oven your girl with pride.

5. Treats a bunch of specific aging-related conditions:

Stuff like strokes, heart failure, diabetes, arthritis and dementia can all come with just getting old. These conditions are greatly aided, and sometimes prevented, by treatments that prevent cells from dying. And, it would seem, this could include treatments like the raw air from your backside barn burners. So next time you know you’re going to Gramma’s house be sure to grab some extra broccoli with pride and let the farts rip. Her doctors will thank you for it.
Tard Nation

Miami, FL

#95 Oct 14, 2014
Poor Bernie is nowadays pretty much a fulltime bed wetter. Peyton has nothing to worry about as long as that Brady-loving tard from Cypress, CA stays in institutional care.
Benjamin Bronco Benjamin

Helena, MT

#96 Oct 16, 2014
I just farted!
Dale

United States

#97 Oct 16, 2014
Ralph wrote:
Hope there is a fart report this tomorrow.
FART REPORT>
Here are some non-scientific solutions to sleep farting...
The fart facts
What does a fart consist of? How bad does a fart smell? What kind of fart facts are there???
How do you call a fart? Where can you fart the best?
You can find all the fart answers on your fart questions on www.thefartfacts.com !!
An average fart is made of:
59% nitrogen
21% hydrogen
9% carbon dioxide
7% methane
4% oxygen
1% hydrogen sulfide, the smelly part
100% original fart
A fart is mostly produced bij E.coli*.
* E. coli are bacteria that are commonly found in the intestines of humans and animals. There are different types of E. coli. Mostly are not harmefully and only causes people to fart. Most farts are flammable, because of the methane and hydrogen they containA fart has at the time of creation the temperature of 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. This is 37 degrees Celsius.
A fart has reached the speed of 10 feet per second. This is 3.05 meters per second.
One person can produces about 0.5 liters of farts a day. This is almost 0.13 gallon.
Men and woman will fart equally.*Have you ever met a woman who will admit this?
An average person farts 14 times a day.
The most farts take place at night while sleeping.
The most farting producing animals are termites. Next in line are the camels, than the Zebras, the sheep, the cows, the elephants, the dog (Labradors/Retrievers), the humans + Cowpea*.
*Cowpea is one of the most ancient crops known to man. Its origin and subsequent domestication is associated with pearl millet and sorghum in Africa. It is now a broadly adapted and highly variable crop, cultivated around the world primarily for seed, but also as a vegetable (for leafy greens, green pods, fresh shelled green peas, and shelled dried peas), a cover crop and for fodder.
Herring use farts to communicate with each other.
Fart of the maggots have a similar effect to antibiotics. Science is still working on it to make it a medicine.
A fart is made up less than 1 percent of the chemicals that stink, but a fart chemical is so pungent that people can smell them at levels of 1 part in 100 million.
A study has proven that, when men and woman have eaten exact the same food, woman have more concentrated gas than men. This was also mentioned as a greater odor intensity.
In the African country of Malawi is to let a fart offense.
An Indian tribe in South America called the Yanomami,, use farting as a greeting. Just say Hi.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.
In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest!
The female Southern Pine Beetle farts a pheromone called frontalin which is used to attract a mate. It can also be used as a gathering call to the rest of the species
These animals can not fart: The Pogonophoran Worm, the Jellyfish and the Coral and Sea Anemones. This is caused by lake of an anus.
The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.!!!'
A lot of good info!

Thank you
Flatulence Fred

Houston, TX

#98 Oct 17, 2014
FART REPORT>>>

Police Search For Farting Dissident--

Everyone does it, some get a good laugh from it whilst others will shy away from the topic all together. Its hard to look at this story and avoid a bit of a chuckle though (even if its on the inside). Did you know that farting can get one in quite a bit of trouble in Warsaw, particularly if it is done whilst discussing the country's leading politicians??

Just ask Hubert Hoffman, a 45 year old Polish man who is now the subject of a nationwide manhunt by the Polish police after he was charged for farting loudly in response to his sentiment about the president...

Having been earlier arrested by the police in a routine check at a Warsaw railway station, Hoffman complained to the arresting officers that President Lech Kaczynski and his twin brother Jaroslaw, was responsible for turning Poland back to a Communist style dictatorship. He was reprimanded to show more respect for the country's rulers...

Hoffman replied with a loud fart and was immediately arrested. He was charged for "contempt for the office of the head of state.".

He was later released on bail but failed to show up at a Warsaw court in early October to stand trial and the judge on case rejected an appeal by his lawyers to drop the charges. Remarkably, the court then odered police to start a nationwide hunt for the man. Not only does this signify that Polish authorities should lighten up on the whole business of what is essentailly a human need, but it also serves as a warning for Warsaw visitors: keep them silent and never in the name of the country's 'beloved' twins..
Flatulence Fred

Houston, TX

#99 Oct 17, 2014
FART REPORT>>

Related Conditions That Could Be to Blame--

If the problem of excessive body gas is persistent or severe, consult your doctor — it could be a sign of a more serious digestive condition. Don’t simply ignore the problem or blame it on indigestion, referred to as dyspepsia by doctors..

Some of the conditions that should be considered if dietary changes don’t help and excessive gas persists:

Lactose intolerance. People who are lactose intolerant are unable to digest lactose, the sugar that is found in milk and milk products.“I test with a milk challenge,” Bickston says.“The patient drinks a pint or two of milk — it can be any percent fat. What follows tells the patients whether they should limit their milk intake.”

Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS).“Patients who meet the diagnostic checklist for irritable bowel syndrome suffer more pain at the lower levels of abdominal cavity,” Bickston says.
Colon cancer.“Excess gas is rarely the presenting symptom for patients with colon cancer,” Bickston says.“But it does trigger my reflex to remind patients to get screened for colorectal cancer..

Upper gastrointestinal disorders. Occasional belching is normal, but frequent belching may be a sign of an upper gastrointestinal disorder. These include peptic ulcers, gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD), or gastroparesis, also called delayed gastric emptying..

Also, warns Bickston, if you have had abdominal surgery, a hernia, or significant weight loss or weight gain, never dismiss your gas-like symptoms as normal. Get them checked out..farts can be your friens, but they can also cause serious injury. Chose which fart you sniff wisely.
James Whimire

United States

#100 Oct 17, 2014
I also farted, just moments ago. It really stinks.
John

United States

#101 Oct 17, 2014
Flatulence Fred wrote:
FART REPORT>>>
Police Search For Farting Dissident--
Everyone does it, some get a good laugh from it whilst others will shy away from the topic all together. Its hard to look at this story and avoid a bit of a chuckle though (even if its on the inside). Did you know that farting can get one in quite a bit of trouble in Warsaw, particularly if it is done whilst discussing the country's leading politicians??
Just ask Hubert Hoffman, a 45 year old Polish man who is now the subject of a nationwide manhunt by the Polish police after he was charged for farting loudly in response to his sentiment about the president...
Having been earlier arrested by the police in a routine check at a Warsaw railway station, Hoffman complained to the arresting officers that President Lech Kaczynski and his twin brother Jaroslaw, was responsible for turning Poland back to a Communist style dictatorship. He was reprimanded to show more respect for the country's rulers...
Hoffman replied with a loud fart and was immediately arrested. He was charged for "contempt for the office of the head of state.".
He was later released on bail but failed to show up at a Warsaw court in early October to stand trial and the judge on case rejected an appeal by his lawyers to drop the charges. Remarkably, the court then odered police to start a nationwide hunt for the man. Not only does this signify that Polish authorities should lighten up on the whole business of what is essentailly a human need, but it also serves as a warning for Warsaw visitors: keep them silent and never in the name of the country's 'beloved' twins..
Thanks! Very informative!!

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