Chris Kluwe 'Lustful Cockmonster' T-shirts for sale

Oct 10, 2012 Full story: blogs.citypages.com 12

Piggybacking on the popularity of Chris Kluwe's epic letter supporting gay marriage last month, Minnesotans for Equality is now selling T-shirts stamped with the colorful terms, "Lustful Cockmonster" and "Unique Sparkle Pony."

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#1 Oct 10, 2012
What a guy !!!

“ reality, what a concept”

Since: Nov 07

this one

#2 Oct 11, 2012
It's for a good cause and they'll make great gifts for the right people.
Tebow Wants One

United States

#3 Oct 11, 2012
This is classic...my ribs hurt from laughing....
Little Joe

Miami, FL

#4 Oct 11, 2012
Unique Sparkle Pony---not something you found on the Ponderosa Ranch

“ reality, what a concept”

Since: Nov 07

this one

#5 Oct 11, 2012
Little Joe wrote:
Unique Sparkle Pony---not something you found on the Ponderosa Ranch
Not while those cameras were rolling anyways, but once they wrapped for the day, Ride 'em Cowboy.
Hop Singing

Miami, FL

#6 Oct 11, 2012
Rick in Kansas wrote:
<quoted text>Not while those cameras were rolling anyways, but once they wrapped for the day, Ride 'em Cowboy.
I'm willing to buy that. Adam Cartwright always seemed a little too pretty for ranching. And Little Joe was an adventurous one. Plus, there were zero chicks on that ranch.
Hop Singing

Miami, FL

#7 Oct 11, 2012
Better not let Hoss or Pa catch you releasing yourself with the livestock though. Cause for hanging.

“ reality, what a concept”

Since: Nov 07

this one

#8 Oct 11, 2012
Hop Singing wrote:
I'm willing to buy that. Adam Cartwright always seemed a little too pretty for ranching. And Little Joe was an adventurous one. Plus, there were zero chicks on that ranch.
When they had to write him out of the show, they did say that he had gone to San Francisco to manage "the family's" business interests. Who were they trying to kid? Wasn't anyone the least bit suspicious that none of Pa's alleged sons bore any resemblance to him or each other? They had to toss in the occasional doomed love interest of the opposite sex to keep it from looking like a prophetic prequel to Brokeback Mountain.
Vikes Tailgating Ts

United States

#10 Oct 11, 2012
Hop Singing wrote:
Better not let Hoss or Pa catch you releasing yourself with the livestock though. Cause for hanging.
Hop...where is my flied lice.....

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#11 Oct 11, 2012
If Chris weren't so obviously and happily hetero, and I were a LOT younger, I'd do my best to marry that man!

As it is, I'm grateful that we have such a fine friend and champion.
Junior E

El Segundo, CA

#12 Oct 11, 2012
snyper wrote:
If Chris weren't so obviously and happily hetero, and I were a LOT younger, I'd do my best to marry that man!
As it is, I'm grateful that we have such a fine friend and champion.
"happily hetero"?
I've never heard of a hetero seeking conversion therapy to become gay.
Kinky Knoll

Pittsfield, MA

#13 Oct 11, 2012
I always knew their punter sucked.

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