Chris Kluwe 'Lustful Cockmonster' T-shirts for sale

Piggybacking on the popularity of Chris Kluwe's epic letter supporting gay marriage last month, Minnesotans for Equality is now selling T-shirts stamped with the colorful terms, "Lustful Cockmonster" and "Unique Sparkle Pony."

[snyper]

What a guy !!!

[Rick in Kansas]

It's for a good cause and they'll make great gifts for the right people.

[Tebow Wants One]

This is classic...my ribs hurt from laughing....

[Little Joe]

Unique Sparkle Pony---not something you found on the Ponderosa Ranch

[Rick in Kansas]

Little Joe wrote:

Unique Sparkle Pony---not something you found on the Ponderosa Ranch

Not while those cameras were rolling anyways, but once they wrapped for the day, Ride 'em Cowboy.

[Hop Singing]

Rick in Kansas wrote:

<quoted text>Not while those cameras were rolling anyways, but once they wrapped for the day, Ride 'em Cowboy.

I'm willing to buy that. Adam Cartwright always seemed a little too pretty for ranching. And Little Joe was an adventurous one. Plus, there were zero chicks on that ranch.

[Hop Singing]

Better not let Hoss or Pa catch you releasing yourself with the livestock though. Cause for hanging.

[Rick in Kansas]

Hop Singing wrote:

I'm willing to buy that. Adam Cartwright always seemed a little too pretty for ranching. And Little Joe was an adventurous one. Plus, there were zero chicks on that ranch.

When they had to write him out of the show, they did say that he had gone to San Francisco to manage "the family's" business interests. Who were they trying to kid? Wasn't anyone the least bit suspicious that none of Pa's alleged sons bore any resemblance to him or each other? They had to toss in the occasional doomed love interest of the opposite sex to keep it from looking like a prophetic prequel to Brokeback Mountain.

[Vikes Tailgating Ts]

Hop Singing wrote:

Better not let Hoss or Pa catch you releasing yourself with the livestock though. Cause for hanging.

Hop...where is my flied lice.....

[snyper]

If Chris weren't so obviously and happily hetero, and I were a LOT younger, I'd do my best to marry that man!

As it is, I'm grateful that we have such a fine friend and champion.

[Junior E]

snyper wrote:

If Chris weren't so obviously and happily hetero, and I were a LOT younger, I'd do my best to marry that man!
As it is, I'm grateful that we have such a fine friend and champion.

"happily hetero"?
I've never heard of a hetero seeking conversion therapy to become gay.

[Kinky Knoll]

I always knew their punter sucked.