10 Essential Tailgating Condiments fo...

10 Essential Tailgating Condiments for Vikings Fans

There are 124 comments on the CBS Local story from Oct 7, 2012, titled 10 Essential Tailgating Condiments for Vikings Fans. In it, CBS Local reports that:

Condiments are used to enhance the flavor of food or, in some unfortunate instances, mask the taste of a failed dish.

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“I know where you are,”

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#21 Oct 9, 2012
40for60 wrote:
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Vikings 4-1
Puckers 2-3
Nothing funnier than that
Nope, not even the Vikequeen's 4 Superbowl losses and the Packer's 4 Superbowl wins. Hilarious.

The Gloop

Since: Sep 08

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#22 Oct 9, 2012
Gloop.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#23 Oct 9, 2012
The Gloop wrote:
Gloop.
Would that be the hot gloop or the mild gloop?

“HHhhhoooowwwlll”

Since: Feb 08

Craigville

#24 Oct 9, 2012
milwaukee69 wrote:
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Nope, not even the Vikequeen's 4 Superbowl losses and the Packer's 4 Superbowl wins. Hilarious.
The pucker catch all reply, how genuine.
Puckers offensive line could do stand up comedy, with or without ShAaron.
2-3……………………….nice start
The Sauce

Houston, TX

#25 Oct 9, 2012
Mild gloop...they use poop in the spicey...

“I know where you are,”

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#26 Oct 9, 2012
40for60 wrote:
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The pucker catch all reply, how genuine.
Puckers offensive line could do stand up comedy, with or without ShAaron.
2-3……………………….nice start
LMFGDAO, 40for60 just been schooled.

“It's all part of my charm.....”

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#27 Oct 9, 2012
40for60 wrote:
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If you take the jock strap off your head, you may be able to see the tomatoes.
Aww..did I strike a ViQueen fans nerve?? My bad.=0) lol
Zygi Milf

Houston, TX

#29 Oct 9, 2012
11. Castoreum...otherwise known as anal secretions mixed with urine from a BEAVER

“HHhhhoooowwwlll”

Since: Feb 08

Craigville

#31 Oct 9, 2012
milwaukee69 wrote:
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LMFGDAO, 40for60 just been schooled.
Imaginary victory, kind of like the pucker season so far

“HHhhhoooowwwlll”

Since: Feb 08

Craigville

#32 Oct 9, 2012
Laurie Caring-Stalker wrote:
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Aww..did I strike a ViQueen fans nerve?? My bad.=0) lol
You struck out......again

“It's all part of my charm.....”

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#33 Oct 9, 2012
40for60 wrote:
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You struck out......again
Your replies suggest differently, sir.

;0)

Lol

“It's all part of my charm.....”

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#34 Oct 9, 2012
milwaukee69 wrote:
Q. What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief!
Q. How many Vikings does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, they screw in a boat.
Got a few more for ya, M69...

Q: What does a wrecked car and the Minnesota Vikings have in common?
A: Neither has a title!

Q: What's the smallest room in the Metrodome?
A: The Minnesota Vikings trophy room!

Q: What did the Vikings fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"

Q. How are the Vikings like my neighbors?
A. They can't pick up a single yard!

Q: Why can't Minnesota Viking players eat cereal for breakfast?
A: Whenever they get too close to a "bowl" they choke!

=0)

lol

“HHhhhoooowwwlll”

Since: Feb 08

Craigville

#35 Oct 9, 2012
Laurie Caring-Stalker wrote:
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Your replies suggest differently, sir.
;0)
Lol
You err in your discernment of my replies; did a Viking dump you a while back?
You portray as bitter

“HHhhhoooowwwlll”

Since: Feb 08

Craigville

#36 Oct 9, 2012
In light of the 'stolen' win, what is the difference between a packer fan and a baby?

The baby will quit crying after a while

Why do Packer fans wear cheese on their heads?

To keep the flies off their women!

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Why do Packer fans go to family reunions?

To pick up girls

“It's all part of my charm.....”

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#37 Oct 9, 2012
40for60 wrote:
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You err in your discernment of my replies; did a Viking dump you a while back?
You portray as bitter
From your latest childish response, I must have struck a nerve again.=0)

lol

*blows kisses*

“It's all part of my charm.....”

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#38 Oct 9, 2012
Why doesn’t Iowa have a professional football team?
~ Then Minnesota would want one too!

What’s the difference between the Pope and the Vikings?
~ The Pope does have a prayer.

Why do Packer fans always invite Viking fans to their parties?
~ Because they always like “whine” with their cheese!

Why did the National Hockey League allow Minnesota to get a franchise?
~ The fans were crying to have at least one professional team in Minnesota.

=0)

“HHhhhoooowwwlll”

Since: Feb 08

Craigville

#39 Oct 9, 2012
Laurie Caring-Stalker wrote:
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From your latest childish response, I must have struck a nerve again.=0)
lol
*blows kisses*
Trolling the internet trying to 'strike a nerve' is reserved for just a sparse segment of the general population on the internet. Did I hear the word 'childish'? LOL
So you are a barren spinster dumped by a Viking fan uninterested in having his nerve struck.
It's ok, you can confide in us.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#40 Oct 9, 2012
40for60 wrote:
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Trolling the internet trying to 'strike a nerve' is reserved for just a sparse segment of the general population on the internet. Did I hear the word 'childish'? LOL
So you are a barren spinster dumped by a Viking fan uninterested in having his nerve struck.
It's ok, you can confide in us.
The ability to "hear" typed words is reserved for just a sparse few segment of the general population on the Internet. Just saying...

“It's all part of my charm.....”

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#42 Oct 10, 2012
40for60 wrote:
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Trolling the internet trying to 'strike a nerve' is reserved for just a sparse segment of the general population on the internet. Did I hear the word 'childish'? LOL
So you are a barren spinster dumped by a Viking fan uninterested in having his nerve struck.
It's ok, you can confide in us.
OW! You just hurt my last feeling!=0) lol

If anyone is trolling this forum, it is you...sir. I may have made jokes about your beloved VIQUEENS, an EPIC FAIL of a football team, but not once have I purposely insulted you, yet you have tried to insult me three times. How very classy of you...lol. I'd offer you a tissue for your issues, but I don't think even Kleenex could make enough for your needs.

I have a couple of suggestions for you: If you're going to be on the internet, thicken your skin or you're going to end up crying like a biotch, more than you already have. And my second suggestion is that you stock up on Pedialyte. You're going to need it to balance your electrolytes after you dehydrate yourself by January with all the tearful temper tantrums the VIQUEENS are going to cause you to have.

One last thing before I ignore your crybaby a$$... I'm not a Packers fan either.(sorry M69! I may not be a VIQUEENS fan, but I'm still a Minnesotan. Lol)

Have a good day, childish crybaby. ;0)

“It's all part of my charm.....”

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#44 Oct 10, 2012
****Q: What’s the difference between a porcupine and the Metrodome?
****A: A porcupine has 68,000 pricks on the OUTSIDE.

Q: Four Vikings are in a car. Who’s driving?
A: The police.

Q: Why do the Vikings have purple uniforms?
A: Because that’s what happens when you choke. You turn purple.

The Vikings and the Packers decided to have a three-day ice fishing tournament. On the first day, the Packers caught 100 fish and the Vikings didn’t catch any. The Vikings were skunked. On the second day, the Packers caught 200 fish and the Vikings didn’t catch any. Again, the Vikings were skunked. On the third day, the Vikings were getting worried, so Brad Childress pulled Adrian Peterson aside, dressed him in full Packers gear and sent him with the Packers to see why they were catching so many fish. That day the Packers caught 300 fish and the Vikings caught none. When Peterson returned several Vikings asked,“what’s the deal, are they cheating?” Peterson replied,“you bet they are, they’re drilling holes in the ice!”

****Q: What do Vikings fans use for contraception?
****A: Their personalities.

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