5 Ways You Know You're an Oakland Rai...

5 Ways You Know You're an Oakland Raiders Fan

There are 15 comments on the BleacherReport story from Jun 21, 2013, titled 5 Ways You Know You're an Oakland Raiders Fan. In it, BleacherReport reports that:

If there's any fanbase in the NFL that is immediately recognizable with by its attire, it's the Black Hole.

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Laughing Bear Fan

Arvada, CO

#1 Jun 21, 2013
1) you are unemployed due to a previous felony
2) You worship loser quarterbacks
3) you think 13-3 means 13 arrests and 3 convictions
4) Your Barrett Robbins poster signifies "hope"
5) You troll Topix

Since: Jan 11

Phoenix, AZ

#2 Jun 21, 2013
Ha, keep it going man!

You know you are a bears fan when:

1:Your heart is in worse shape than James Gandolfini's.

2:You hold candlelight vigils in front of Mike Dikta's house.

3:You despise the best offensive player you've had since Walter Payton and never fault the defense.

4:You pay 40 M dollars for a 1,000 yard back then fire your head coach and hire a guy from the CFL

5: You are willing to live in a place with awful weather just for the food.
Laughing Bear Fan

Arvada, CO

#3 Jun 21, 2013
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
On guard.....

“RaiderNation of Domination”

Since: May 07

Some West Texas County

#4 Jun 21, 2013
The worst part about Tim Brown not being in the hall of fame is that he never once had a hall of fame quarterback throw to him and he still had the outstanding career that he did. I still question if he could own Jerry Rice's records if he had a hall of fame quarterback (or two) throw to him most of his career.

“RaiderNation of Domination”

Since: May 07

Some West Texas County

#5 Jun 21, 2013
5 ways you know you're a packer fan

5) your favorite food is cheese
4) you hold candlelight vigils over Vince Lombardi's grave
3) You refuse to own a Teddy Bear
2) You think Aaron Rodgers is the next coming of Bart Starr
1) You are perfectly willing to watch the coldest game of the year naked in the stands

Come on others...what other teams can we do this to?
The Autumn Wind

Fairfield, CA

#6 Jun 21, 2013
TexasRaider wrote:
5 ways you know you're a packer fan
5) your favorite food is cheese
4) you hold candlelight vigils over Vince Lombardi's grave
3) You refuse to own a Teddy Bear
2) You think Aaron Rodgers is the next coming of Bart Starr
1) You are perfectly willing to watch the coldest game of the year naked in the stands
Come on others...what other teams can we do this to?
You know your a CHOKERS fan when you......?

“Justice always prevails”

Since: Jan 12

vacaville

#7 Jun 21, 2013
Laughing Bear Fan wrote:
1) you are unemployed due to a previous felony
2) You worship loser quarterbacks
3) you think 13-3 means 13 arrests and 3 convictions
4) Your Barrett Robbins poster signifies "hope"
5) You troll Topix
Lmao that's pretty damn funny
The Autumn Wind

Fairfield, CA

#8 Jun 22, 2013
Laughing Bear Fan wrote:
1) you are unemployed due to a previous felony
2) You worship loser quarterbacks
3) you think 13-3 means 13 arrests and 3 convictions
4) Your Barrett Robbins poster signifies "hope"
5) You troll Topix
Everything except number 4 applies to Chicago fans for sure!! Join your loser baseball team(which one?),and accept Gay Cutler for what he is!!

“Undertaker Raiders Simona S”

Since: Apr 11

The Blackhole

#9 Jun 23, 2013
You know you're a blue star of shame fan when
5. You think Jerry Jones spent too much on his stadium
4. You don't know the difference between cleats & cowboy boots
3. You still yell "MOOOOSE" every time you see Daryl Johnston doing commentary
2. You think the next Hall of Fame class should consist of Drew Pearson, Too Tall Jones, Jay Novencek, Darren Woodson, Nate Newton, & Jimmy Johnson
1. You still think they would've won 4 Superbowls in a row if Jimmy Johnson hadn't stupidly been fired after winning back to back ones

“Justice always prevails”

Since: Jan 12

vacaville

#10 Jun 23, 2013
5 ways you know your a Broncos Fan:

5: When you attend the first church of John Elway

4: When you legally get "Mile High" before the games

3: Still chant for Tebow

2: Masturbate with Mark Schlareths "Stinkin Good Chilli"

1: Look forward to playing the raiders, chiefs and chargers twice a year

“RaiderNation of Domination”

Since: May 07

Some West Texas County

#11 Jun 23, 2013
5 ways you know you're a squealer fan
5. You think Big Ben is the best in the NFL
4. When you defenend Lynn Swann over Cliff Branch & Tim Brown you always say quality not quantity
3. Your bedroom curtains are made of steel
2. Franco Harris is your motivation to never quit
1. You thank Phil Robertson each and every day for yielding the starting quarterback position at Louisiana Tech to Terry Bradshaw.

Since: Jan 11

Phoenix, AZ

#12 Jun 24, 2013
Well done.
Haleys Commet wrote:
You know you're a blue star of shame fan when
5. You think Jerry Jones spent too much on his stadium
4. You don't know the difference between cleats & cowboy boots
3. You still yell "MOOOOSE" every time you see Daryl Johnston doing commentary
2. You think the next Hall of Fame class should consist of Drew Pearson, Too Tall Jones, Jay Novencek, Darren Woodson, Nate Newton, & Jimmy Johnson
1. You still think they would've won 4 Superbowls in a row if Jimmy Johnson hadn't stupidly been fired after winning back to back ones

Since: Jan 11

Phoenix, AZ

#13 Jun 24, 2013
# 2 made me open my mouth to laugh and spit a bit of coffee. Kudos.
The_Solution wrote:
5 ways you know your a Broncos Fan:
5: When you attend the first church of John Elway
4: When you legally get "Mile High" before the games
3: Still chant for Tebow
2: Masturbate with Mark Schlareths "Stinkin Good Chilli"
1: Look forward to playing the raiders, chiefs and chargers twice a year
Blowhole Fanbase

Miami, FL

#14 Jun 25, 2013
5 ways to know you're a Dolphins Fan
1) You attend games dressed as an orange seat
2) Even when Marino is doing a product endorsement, you get a boner
3) You think the 1972 Dolphins could even cure herpes if given the chance
4) You wipe your ass with Nick Saban toilet paper
5) You think Don Shula is the Son of God

“Undertaker Raiders Simona S”

Since: Apr 11

The Blackhole

#15 Jun 25, 2013
Corran Horn wrote:
<quoted text>Well done.
Thanks. I left charles haley off the hof list because he belongs there anyways

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