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Teacher Shows Up Drunk on First Day - Without Pants

There are 37 comments on the 941zbq.com story from Aug 8, 2014, titled Teacher Shows Up Drunk on First Day - Without Pants. In it, 941zbq.com reports that:

As far as back-to-school outfits go, Lorie Ann Hill's was an ill-advised one. Oklahoma police say the Wagoner Public Schools teacher allegedly showed up to the job on Monday drunk-and then removed her pants.

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PDX Dave

Portland, OR

#21 Aug 9, 2014
Wow, too bad she wasn't a hottie – wearing white cotton panties with Hello Kitty on the side, and a shadow showing through – none of the boys would've complained anyway! And only the jealous girls LoL. Yes a lesson to the kiddies, that vodka screwdrivers for breakfast… not a good idea. Save those for after class, when you have one of the boys over at your house and can share one with him LoL again.

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#22 Aug 9, 2014
Simply_Red wrote:
It's those evil children....ha ha ha.... Someone please SMACK that teacher! lol
agree
lol

hi Red!
:)
Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#23 Aug 9, 2014
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
During my high school years:
We had a skinny old lady as librarian that was cranky and mean.
The library was also used as a study hall. We were getting a little unruly
and she come around her desk to scold us, shaking her finger at us and stomping on the floor when her underwear fell down around her ankles.
"IT" must have had 3 or more 'safety pins' in them. Her face turned blood red and she stomped out of the room ... of course we're all rolling on the floor ... until the principal walks in and all is silent.
He begins to explain how unruly we are and how we shouldn't have laughed at her misfortune but wasn't able to keep a straight face while doing so. We all lived thru it, including the librarian { I guess } but 'we' didn't see her again, EVER?
Where the Safety Pins an early form of Piercings,,,??,(could've sprung open when she stomped)

“ Cavete inquit qui non mentior”

Since: Nov 07

"you get back what you give"

#24 Aug 9, 2014
PFfff wrote:
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agree
lol
hi Red!
:)
Hi PF, nice to see you! How's life treating you, having a decent summer? Seems August is Michigan's summer, at least the first half of it. Been a nice summer, mostly 70s but were getting hot 80s now. It won't last long, lol.
Kermudgeon

Buffalo, NY

#25 Aug 9, 2014
Teachers are best young, friendly, good looking, and wearing no underwear.

“Circa 1949”

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lightly salted

#26 Aug 9, 2014
Kermudgeon wrote:
Teachers are best young, friendly, good looking, and wearing no underwear.
...she's all yours...
http://www.941zbq.com/onair/dc-47754/merica-t...

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#27 Aug 9, 2014
Enzo49 wrote:
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...she's all yours...
http://www.941zbq.com/onair/dc-47754/merica-t...
OMG...those poor kids might never recover from that :/

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#28 Aug 10, 2014
But your Honor, my client was a sex ed teacher and was going to teach about how alcohol leads to unwise sexual choices.

“Fairyland”

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#29 Aug 10, 2014
Bet that 'taught them a lesson'!
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#30 Aug 10, 2014
Bring an apple to the teacher day

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#31 Aug 10, 2014
reebie wrote:
Bring an apple to the teacher day
She might prefer nuts.

“Circa 1949”

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lightly salted

#32 Aug 10, 2014
Dr_Dirty wrote:
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She might prefer nuts.
...that explains the double chin...

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#33 Aug 10, 2014
Simply_Red wrote:
<quoted text>Hi PF, nice to see you! How's life treating you, having a decent summer? Seems August is Michigan's summer, at least the first half of it. Been a nice summer, mostly 70s but were getting hot 80s now. It won't last long, lol.
yep - same here
much better summer than last.
:)
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#34 Aug 10, 2014
Dr_Dirty wrote:
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She might prefer nuts.
Beer nuts??
Baba bing....!!!!
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#35 Aug 10, 2014
---Word Woman--- wrote:
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Mine, too...still is when I do drink...I wear dresses/skirts most times, though, so I don't have to worry about losing my pants...lol ;)
Me too ....... though usually when going into the vodka bar the night begins with wearing male attire ! That potatoe juice sure does some funny stuff ?
The Principal

Medford, NY

#36 Aug 11, 2014
Over loudspeaker: "Ms. Hill please report to the principals office, and close the door behind you after entering....."

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In the woods...

#37 Aug 11, 2014
Enzo49 wrote:
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...she's all yours...
http://www.941zbq.com/onair/dc-47754/merica-t...
And now...from the Porkie Pig Studio Of Love We Precentt Pigs Daughter...

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