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Teacher Shows Up Drunk on First Day - Without Pants

There are 37 comments on the 941zbq.com story from Aug 8, 2014, titled Teacher Shows Up Drunk on First Day - Without Pants. In it, 941zbq.com reports that:

As far as back-to-school outfits go, Lorie Ann Hill's was an ill-advised one. Oklahoma police say the Wagoner Public Schools teacher allegedly showed up to the job on Monday drunk-and then removed her pants.

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protoham

Sykesville, MD

#1 Aug 8, 2014
I am glad they did not show her naked! ouch Poor kids!

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#2 Aug 8, 2014
It's those evil children....ha ha ha.... Someone please SMACK that teacher! lol

---Word Woman---

Since: Aug 14

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#3 Aug 8, 2014
Well, pants ARE overrated...and hot...it's August, afterall...lol ;)
Lesson plan, first day: Teach students that drinking is a bad idea & why...
Shirvel s Shrivel

Philadelphia, PA

#4 Aug 8, 2014
Oh boy, did she ever fall off-the-Wagoner again?
Shirvel s Shrivel

Philadelphia, PA

#5 Aug 8, 2014
"No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's dirty nooks

"Out for summer
Out till fall
We might not go back at all

"School's out forever
School's out for summer
School's out with fever
School's out completely"

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#6 Aug 8, 2014
... it's hot for teacher ... got it bad got it bad got it bad ...
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#7 Aug 8, 2014
Why did this NOT happen to me when I was in school......?(us guys fantasied about a ninfo teacher goin wild,,,),,ohh well,,water over the dam,,

“New & Improved..”

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Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#8 Aug 8, 2014
Vodka was always my drink of choice...
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#9 Aug 8, 2014
justaguess wrote:
Vodka was always my drink of choice...
Us elementary kids too,,,,

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#10 Aug 8, 2014
Parden Pard wrote:
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Us elementary kids too,,,,
of course, that's elementary !
:)

---Word Woman---

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#11 Aug 8, 2014
justaguess wrote:
Vodka was always my drink of choice...
Mine, too...still is when I do drink...I wear dresses/skirts most times, though, so I don't have to worry about losing my pants...lol ;)

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#12 Aug 8, 2014
When I was in 7th grade, we had a teacher that had us make several 5 gallon carboys of wine as a "class project". When the wine was done, we each got one test tube's worth of the fermentation to taste and the rest of the wine went home with her.

We lived in these nasty old apartments at the time while looking for a house to buy. Right after the wine-making incident she moved in about 4 doors down. Day after day, she could be seen staggering about the complex sometimes screaming at kids and just generally being obnoxious.

She wasn't a teacher very long.

But I have to admit, she was easy to look at (young Spanish gal) and there wasn't a guy in that classroom who would've complained about a lack of pants on her part....

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#13 Aug 8, 2014
---Word Woman--- wrote:
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Mine, too...still is when I do drink...I wear dresses/skirts most times, though, so I don't have to worry about losing my pants...lol ;)
But what if you lose your pantaloons??

“New & Improved..”

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Formerly From Kenya

#14 Aug 8, 2014
Stay thirsty my friends....
:)

---Word Woman---

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#15 Aug 8, 2014
Dr_Dirty wrote:
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But what if you lose your pantaloons??
Then, I just go commando...and hope I don't see anyone wearing them on their head...lol ;)

“No time like the present”

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#16 Aug 8, 2014
---Word Woman--- wrote:
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Then, I just go commando...and hope I don't see anyone wearing them on their head...lol ;)
Are you from Albuquerque, New Mexico?

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

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#17 Aug 8, 2014
Whoops...sorry, I forgot how rude that song was...click at your own risk...

---Word Woman---

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#18 Aug 8, 2014
Dr_Dirty wrote:
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Are you from Albuquerque, New Mexico?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =1pNW-CltHWUXX
Nope...I'm a prim & proper southern gal...lol ;)

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

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Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#19 Aug 9, 2014
During my high school years:
We had a skinny old lady as librarian that was cranky and mean.
The library was also used as a study hall. We were getting a little unruly
and she come around her desk to scold us, shaking her finger at us and stomping on the floor when her underwear fell down around her ankles.
"IT" must have had 3 or more 'safety pins' in them. Her face turned blood red and she stomped out of the room ... of course we're all rolling on the floor ... until the principal walks in and all is silent.
He begins to explain how unruly we are and how we shouldn't have laughed at her misfortune but wasn't able to keep a straight face while doing so. We all lived thru it, including the librarian { I guess } but 'we' didn't see her again, EVER?

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

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Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#20 Aug 9, 2014
Misses Parsons we love you!

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