If you could slap one person and get ...

“Will cause trouble when bored”

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#231 Mar 18, 2014
Well sly that paddle left a good stripe too,.. look!!! Lol

“WHERE BORN AN A-HOLE OR DID ”

Since: Mar 14

YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE

#232 Mar 18, 2014
Lylah wrote:
*rubbin my ass.
Ouch look how red it is ;)
Tehehe
Lay down darlin' and let me rub some cooling oil on it.

“Will cause trouble when bored”

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#233 Mar 18, 2014
Lol. I can see your hand print back there. N its on both cheeks too.
hey hi

Castroville, TX

#234 Mar 18, 2014
YO mama' and I would lock you up and beat you with a broom !

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#235 Mar 18, 2014
Lylah wrote:
*rubbin my ass.
Ouch look how red it is ;)
Tehehe
Nothing gay about watching chicks get slapped on the azz by other chicks. Tee hee.
Hmmmm

Jackson, MO

#236 Mar 18, 2014
OMG ! The title does say .. who WOULDN'T you slap. I saw slap and just ran with it. We must try to read the whole sentence before we jump our guns.

You ppl are waaaaay off topic and it took an Independent gray to point that out. Hmmm, I know who posts with that IP. Hmmmph !

They're all me.... somebody better spank me good for all that baaaadness!

Owww! Hehehehehe



Woke up, fell outta bed .. slapped the first poster I saw on Topix. Hahahaha
Hmmmm

Jackson, MO

#237 Mar 18, 2014
hey hi wrote:
YO mama' and I would lock you up and beat you with a broom !
Hey, you'r getting better at this, but why in heavens name did you change your name?
SNAP!
Blushing

Jackson, MO

#238 Mar 18, 2014
SLY WEST wrote:
<quoted text>
If I may, I suggest some nice woolen socks to keep your feet warm, they'll last ya a lifetime.
Banned for posting a video that isn't mobile friendly.
Awww, this secretary is blushing you took time out of your busy work schedule to post me back.
Even while I was wearing this short gray skirt and them fishnet stockings. I trust you'll come back before you build that fire, feed your dogs and cook a bit of stew for yourself and I've got the biscuit hot and waiting for you. x .. and do be sure to check out what my last boss subjected me to. All in a days work, doncha know?

Can't ban me .. wrong thread dawlin':)

“WHERE BORN AN A-HOLE OR DID ”

Since: Mar 14

YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE

#239 Mar 18, 2014
Hmmmm wrote:
OMG ! The title does say .. who WOULDN'T you slap. I saw slap and just ran with it. We must try to read the whole sentence before we jump our guns.
You ppl are waaaaay off topic and it took an Independent gray to point that out. Hmmm, I know who posts with that IP. Hmmmph !
They're all me.... somebody better spank me good for all that baaaadness!
Owww! Hehehehehe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =0vMEyHa9SCwXX
Woke up, fell outta bed .. slapped the first poster I saw on Topix. Hahahaha
You didn't notice that..... Another <SLAP> to teach you to start paying attention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Blushing

Jackson, MO

#240 Mar 18, 2014
Rockinjake wrote:
<quoted text>
NOTE: the upward lifting motion and shear force in the delivery!! Was he a former tennis pro idk?? Hey secretary now I ain't gonna bs ya Ive never been too much into this sort of action (is there actual sex ever??) but oh no doubt I could give a proper azz whoopin lol how hard can it be u just slap hel out of it right??
You might now imagine that secretary blushed, but i know she was. It was all new to her. She didn't want to like it, but it was different .. it was painful yet .. red and very hot. I didn't watch rest of movie to know about any sexual contact .. but you can be sure someone enjoyed the after affect of all that behind the scenes action. Maybe she had a man at home waiting to pamper his little hard working little honey.

Can you imagine how she greets him at the door. Hmmm .. Oh honey, I'm really not hungry .. for that just yet. ow
Blushing

Jackson, MO

#241 Mar 18, 2014
FTW Forever wrote:
<quoted text>Two smacks cuz you asked politely!!!
<SMACK> <CRACK> <FWAP> (one for good lunch)
Did you enjoy the lunch?.. and thanks for that FWAP.

*still blushing ... hehehehe

Now would WOULDN'T I want to smack next? Hmmmm
SNAP

Jackson, MO

#242 Mar 18, 2014
FTW Forever wrote:
<quoted text>You didn't notice that..... Another <SLAP> to teach you to start paying attention.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =Nx6Yhu9WI8UXX
SNAP you too for thinking that drunken huzzy was worthy a slap instead of a nap.

'

** Where are one of them Ferrets when we need lessons in how the proper spanking is delivered?
Geeesh ;O **

Since: Mar 14

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#243 Mar 18, 2014
Lylah wrote:
Smdh "make a fellow Randy baby yeah"
really dragoon!!!
Now u know this is why u end up in those gay slinging convos. ;).
Her ramblings and assumptions go to show why hubby number 3 left.
SNAP

Jackson, MO

#244 Mar 18, 2014
AHarleyhoney wrote:
<quoted text>
Her ramblings and assumptions go to show why hubby number 3 left.
Hurry and post them pics otherwise you go down once again as a liarmouth not worth
the time to notice before your next sock goes poof! SNAP 2 IT!
Pale Wild Wood Flower

Castroville, TX

#245 Mar 18, 2014
If I could slap one person in the face and get away with it.... it would be.... EDDIE Galapagos Islands

“Will cause trouble when bored”

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#246 Mar 18, 2014
Lol@ yall thinking no one noticed the capitalized word in the title. Maybe someone thought back on page one that naming folks u wanted to slap would be more fun. ;)

“Will cause trouble when bored”

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#247 Mar 18, 2014
That is correct dragoon. That would not be gay of u at all ;). That would b a safe convo for u to be in tehehe

“Will cause trouble when bored”

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#248 Mar 18, 2014
Woo thanks FTW I needed that.
lol3

Faber, VA

#249 Mar 18, 2014
If I could slap one person and get away with it..... It would have to be my step monster in law.... She truly needs it!
She is so nasty to her step children/grandchildren not to mention her "real" kids and grand kids! She is so fake behind the huge teethy smile :)
Independent

United States

#250 Mar 18, 2014
Lylah wrote:
Maybe someone thought back on page one that naming folks u wanted to slap would be more fun. ;)
I think you may be on to something.

:^`D

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