Amy asks Wikipedia about Nancy Pelosi's face
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#1 Nov 15, 2012
Wikipedia, When Nancy Pelosi speaks at the podium, her facial expressions never coincide with what ever she is talking about. For example, One eyebrow goes up. Two eybrows go up. She squints her eyes,then opens them wide and rolls her eyeballs. then clenches her teeth for a minute or two.Her nostrals shrivel and then flare, her chest heaves with excitement, She makes an O with her mouth,........ and then ..........she starts to smile broadly with contentment and satisfaction and says, Aaaaah.
Why is this?
Here's why. Befor Nancy speaks at the podium, she inserts a large battery operated vibrating diledoe into her caboose hole....... that goes off at random intervals.
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