Speedy Texas deputy avoids hard-charg...

Speedy Texas deputy avoids hard-charging cow new

There are 24 comments on the 13WHAM story from Apr 29, 2018, titled Speedy Texas deputy avoids hard-charging cow new. In it, 13WHAM reports that:

A Texas deputy constable proved he's fleet of foot while facing down an agile cow that had a beef with motorists along a rural road. Harris County deputy Andrew Ries was patrolling an unincorporated area northeast of Houston late Thursday when he stopped to assist motorists involved in an apparent traffic accident.

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“Happy Spring”

Level 4

Since: Dec 09

Just hanging out.

#1 Apr 29, 2018
Hearing alot about retaliating cows lately. They must be heard.
MILK FART

United States

#2 Apr 29, 2018
Ok
pattyheller

Concord, CA

#3 Apr 29, 2018
Suezanne wrote:
Hearing alot about retaliating cows lately. They must be heard.
Suezanne, Not only must they be heard, they must be Herd!
FART CARS

Pomona, CA

#4 Apr 29, 2018
Ok.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#5 Apr 29, 2018
Rural Texas and a Sheriff ,good thing it wasn't a Black Bull !
Rick
COW FART

Matawan, NJ

#7 Apr 30, 2018
ok
judy

Providence, UT

#8 May 25, 2018
Hearing alot about retaliating cows lately. They must be heard.
Hick

Chicago, IL

#9 May 25, 2018
It's a wonder the constable didn't just bang away 10 times. He probably didn't have the training.
ITS FARTS

Atlanta, GA

#10 May 25, 2018
A fart
Hick

Chicago, IL

#11 May 25, 2018
Oh hell. It's the Fart Man again. Could you lay off the beans?
FART THE

New York, NY

#13 May 25, 2018
Fart beans
Hick

Chicago, IL

#14 May 25, 2018
Well I'll begoddamn. My nephew used to say that and I would die laughing.

Hey if you ever go to drug rehab, they will put a but plug in yourass. That ain't no joke.
WELL FARTS

Atlanta, GA

#15 May 25, 2018
I'll farts
Hick

Chicago, IL

#16 May 25, 2018
Let me tell you a short story Fart. I was in the back of this deputy's car one time drunk as a dog and farting like a Neanderthal. He said boy if you fart one more time I'm taking you out of this car and putting my boot up your ass. Total silence until we got inside the jail. Then I cut loose. I had saved it up. He was one pissed off deputy dog.
FARTS LET

Los Angeles, CA

#17 May 25, 2018
Farts me
Hick

Chicago, IL

#18 May 25, 2018
Ever time this cop opened his mouth I would go Ploop. Really loud. Jailers was laughing so hard they had tears streaming. His face was red as a beet. I was treated like a king in that jail. Power of the Fart.
Hick

Chicago, IL

#19 May 25, 2018
This was actually a felony charge of trespassing at my sisters house. Deputy actually wasn't a bad guy. He said I'll drop you off if you got somewhere to go. I knocked on a couple doors. It was cold as heck that night. I went to jail and stayed there for 6 weeks. Life is hard for a fart.
THIS FARTS

Providence, UT

#20 May 25, 2018
Was farts
Hick

Chicago, IL

#21 May 25, 2018
Let me give you some advice young Fart. Don't ask an Indian store owner if he is Hindu or Muslin. He will charge you with a broom and you will run.
Monica Kanadadinkski

Dieppe, Canada

#22 May 25, 2018
If it was a black cow that deputy would have shot it very quickly as it should and everyone would have roadkill steaks and ribs Texas style grillin'... with Ricky F Hot Ranch Sauce...mmm mmmm yummy

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