Nancy Pelosi's eye brows
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#1 Dec 2, 2013
Wikipedia, When Nancy Pelosi speaks at the podium, her facial expressions never coincide with what ever she is talking about. For example, One eyebrow goes up. Two eybrows go up. She squints her eyes,then opens them wide and rolls her eyeballs. then clenches her teeth for a minute or two.Her nostrals shrivel and then flare, her chest heaves with excitement, She makes a large O with her mouth,........ and then ..........she starts to smile broadly with contentment and satisfaction.
Why is this?
Toledo, Here's why. Befor Nancy speaks at the podium, she inserts a large battery operated vibrating diledoe into her caboose hole....... Her diledoe goes off at random intervals because of electro-magnetic radio interference from clear channel radio stations like, WLW Cincinnati, WSM Nashville, and KDKA Pittsburgh, not to mention KLS Salt Lake City.
“"*" Always Thinking "*"”
Since: Nov 12
#2 Dec 3, 2013
And when you see her hands and arms start flaying thru the air you know the vibrations have traveled the full course. Large intestine-small intestine-stomach-esophagus-mo uth, and then it frails forth.
We'll have to pass it to see what's in it.
You do understand what it was that the vibrations
extricated, correct? Consider the source!
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