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AIias - Trish
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#152 Jun 24, 2013
It's a RIOT!!!!

Yep, TOPIX is a riot and a racket and out there and alllllll that!

Have a good evening BRAT!
:)

**hope that dang check arrives soon ... ain't easy what we do for some**

;~)

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#153 Jun 24, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
<quoted text>
Never once have I bragged on how great I am. Also, never have I called myself great looking, but thank you all the same. Oh, I do try to be nice though, not always successful, but I really do try. You have a good one RC, hope you get whatever the heck it is you are seeking with this.
You`re an extra on my show RC Honey and the Restless,, But will probably be staying as the sweet innocent, only to be shown the exact opposite as the pages pile up. You will have no one fooled, and will end up being the one that`s always conniving, planning...

You start off as Fifth Business, but end up a key player! NICE

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#154 Jun 24, 2013
oops, btw, don`t mistake Fifth Business as a novel.

It`s a character of no real importance, but is needed by the audience, reader, to relay the thoughts of the main characters, and what they`re thinking. A way to have the plot known.

The more you know!

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#155 Jun 24, 2013
David0407 wrote:
<quoted text>LMAO!!! You are defiantly a unique chick!!!:)
Now that can be taken two ways David, and I`m a girl so obviously I`m going to take it the wrong way!

Dammit! how dare youÉ You heartless bastard! lol

You`re turn!

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#156 Jun 24, 2013
oops, my comp`s set up on French modeééééééé will switch it back....if I can remember how....

dang it```èèèèèè`

frick```E;àe

dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmit

AIias - Trish
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#157 Jun 24, 2013
Oh You are so

Bad To The Bone!!!!- George


And I like your style!

OUT!

Peace just in case!
:O

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#158 Jun 24, 2013
Supprimer ce vous anglais parlant Topix dictateurs! ahhahahahah

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#159 Jun 24, 2013
R C Honey wrote:
<quoted text>Now that can be taken two ways David, and I`m a girl so obviously I`m going to take it the wrong way!
Dammit! how dare youÉ You heartless bastard! lol
You`re turn!
How did you, see throgh, me that fast? yes I'm a very cold hearted, bastard!! But someone, has to tell ya the truth. you are one sick, and strange CHICK!!! LOL

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#160 Jun 24, 2013
David0407 wrote:
<quoted text>How did you, see throgh, me that fast? yes I'm a very cold hearted, bastard!! But someone, has to tell ya the truth. you are one sick, and strange CHICK!!! LOL
Thank you for noticing, often it can take up to days before someone realizes that.

I think the sooner a person gets that about me, the less I have to keep pretending. Eventually I get found out though, and then the disappointment sets in and when they thought there was more to me and there wasn't. THEN I have to deal with the disappointment and try to act even more normal, and in doing that my desperation gets obvious, and with the desperation, comes paranoia, and after that, a few phone calls are made, and then people show up, and then I go for a car ride...etc etc etc it all just ends up a big hassle, people fighting, threats are made,, possible jail time ((shiver))

The key to normal is sick, and strange. That's how I see it anyways, glad you caught on!

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#161 Jun 24, 2013
I'm looking down and I see the thread "Why are white women so NASTY?"

I'll answer that! Because we can be!
Full time troll

United States

#162 Jun 24, 2013
Oh geez.. Still blabbing.. We need to change your meds

AIias - Trish
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#163 Jun 24, 2013
Hey Troll ...

RC, did you know Skipper?

There is a thread down there for him as well.
RIP to a fine poster out here ...

Good Night

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#165 Jun 24, 2013
AIias - Trish wrote:
Hey Troll ...
RC, did you know Skipper?
There is a thread down there for him as well.
RIP to a fine poster out here ...
Good Night
He was a good man, VERY! He will be missed.

Good Night Trish

I'm going to hit the hey too.... I tried to post, but just don't feel like it tonight

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#166 Jun 24, 2013
AIias - Trish wrote:
Hey Troll ...
RC, did you know Skipper?
There is a thread down there for him as well.
RIP to a fine poster out here ...
Good Night
I saw it a few minutes ago...

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#167 Jun 24, 2013
R C Honey wrote:
<quoted text>Thank you for noticing, often it can take up to days before someone realizes that.
I think the sooner a person gets that about me, the less I have to keep pretending. Eventually I get found out though, and then the disappointment sets in and when they thought there was more to me and there wasn't. THEN I have to deal with the disappointment and try to act even more normal, and in doing that my desperation gets obvious, and with the desperation, comes paranoia, and after that, a few phone calls are made, and then people show up, and then I go for a car ride...etc etc etc it all just ends up a big hassle, people fighting, threats are made,, possible jail time ((shiver))
The key to normal is sick, and strange. That's how I see it anyways, glad you caught on!
Well no matter how weird, you are, i think you are cool, I have to admit you keep me laughing, CRAZY!!! girl.lol
RC Honey

Airdrie, Canada

#168 Jun 25, 2013
David0407 wrote:
<quoted text>Well no matter how weird, you are, i think you are cool, I have to admit you keep me laughing, CRAZY!!! girl.lol
I've always had to be a class clown, to survive, you know? Being funny, at the same time making fun of myself, kept my ass from being kicked pretty much everyday after school by the bike racks. Thank you for saying I was cool. I make you laugh, and in the future, that might save me from getting my ass kicked by you! SCORE!

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#169 Jun 25, 2013
So' How is the real, Crazy!! R C TODAY?

“It's a long story!”

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#170 Jun 25, 2013
We all know that anytime someone says "True story" it means that the story is a total fabrication.
Not this time unfortunately. This is a true story. I hope you feel as victimized by the experience as I did and probably always will.

I was sitting inside of my 81 Chevette hatchback eating a McDonalds value meal with my hobo friend Turdbreath Mike.

We were discussing the various literary works of Plato when a tiny woman carrying an even tinier baby walked by.

The baby was coughing and the woman stopped, put her mouth on the baby's face and sucked out the snot and phlegm.

I was shocked as I waiting and prayed to Almighty God that she would at least spit.
Every instant seemed like an eternity until the unthinkable happened.

I distinctly saw her neck move in a gulping motion as she passed by.
My hobo friend Turdbreath Mike and I both immediately spit our food into our bags of uneaten food and braced against the vomiting session that was sure to follow.

We both made a valiant effort and T-Mike succeeded but one of the gagging sounds he made caused me to throw up a few chunks of burger and ranch into my mouth.

I swallowed it back down and then admitted (T-Mike caught me) that I was a hypocrite for judging the snot eating lady since I had just voluntarily swallowed vomit myself.

Turdbreath agreed. He said I was even worse than her. He acted utterly repulsed by me but he took his contaminated bag of food with him when he stormed off.

I tried to yell out to him using my hands as a megaphone that it was his gross noises that caused me to hurl but I know he didn't hear me cuz he just yelled "F you!" over and over again as fast and as loud as he could until he was out of hand megaphone range.

So what's up with the snot thing anyway?

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#171 Jun 26, 2013
David0407 wrote:
So' How is the real, Crazy!! R C TODAY?
I had a really long day as the clean up to my city is going to be long and stressful! ARGH....

I helped my Dad out,, he needed it,,, I wasn't going to on account of my Daddy issues, but I put those on hold for a while, at least until all the rubble is located and property turned over to their original owner. I'm surprised at how honest people can be during a Province wide state of emergency. You would expect the opposite really.

I mean, I thought to myself, what a perfect opportunity to grab my end of the world kit, and grab some extra luxuries in life. The cars washed away are just waiting to be towed out, and stolen, I can't tell you the goodies that are available if you are willing to swim for then, and dive deep into the filthy pools of water.

BUT then I noticed that people were banding together, and helping each other out. People were giving away free everything. I was perplexed and in awe. I began to think of that movie, The Grinch that Stole Christmas, and suddenly my heart grew three sizes today. Gave me a whole new perspective on the Human Spirit.

I know given enough time, I will become my old self again, go back to the old ways of acted desperation, and isolation (cool - rhyme)... anyways, I figured I'd be a good person, and put the needs of others before my own. At least for the next little while...

So all in all David, I had a good crazy day with my cool self!

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#172 Jun 26, 2013
Your Real Dad wrote:
We all know that anytime someone says "True story" it means that the story is a total fabrication.
Not this time unfortunately. This is a true story. I hope you feel as victimized by the experience as I did and probably always will.
I was sitting inside of my 81 Chevette hatchback eating a McDonalds value meal with my hobo friend Turdbreath Mike.
We were discussing the various literary works of Plato when a tiny woman carrying an even tinier baby walked by.
The baby was coughing and the woman stopped, put her mouth on the baby's face and sucked out the snot and phlegm.
I was shocked as I waiting and prayed to Almighty God that she would at least spit.
Every instant seemed like an eternity until the unthinkable happened.
I distinctly saw her neck move in a gulping motion as she passed by.
My hobo friend Turdbreath Mike and I both immediately spit our food into our bags of uneaten food and braced against the vomiting session that was sure to follow.
We both made a valiant effort and T-Mike succeeded but one of the gagging sounds he made caused me to throw up a few chunks of burger and ranch into my mouth.
I swallowed it back down and then admitted (T-Mike caught me) that I was a hypocrite for judging the snot eating lady since I had just voluntarily swallowed vomit myself.
Turdbreath agreed. He said I was even worse than her. He acted utterly repulsed by me but he took his contaminated bag of food with him when he stormed off.
I tried to yell out to him using my hands as a megaphone that it was his gross noises that caused me to hurl but I know he didn't hear me cuz he just yelled "F you!" over and over again as fast and as loud as he could until he was out of hand megaphone range.
So what's up with the snot thing anyway?
OMG! ROTFLMO! Funny! These stories are so ridiculous,,, and so funny. The mind that thinks of this stuff! lol

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