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Since: Mar 08

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#41 Jun 22, 2013
Hello Dummy wrote:
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So you reported me for posting the lyrics to Edie Bricknell and Steve Martins new song?
What a troll you are!
But Rc Honey is the one looking to be trolled not me!
Ahahahahah!
Did he report you? Was he in fact the one that reported you?
Often, what a person says, and what a person does, are two entirely different things.

I see promise in you for being a troll. Why don't you give it a whirl. What have you got to lose except credit? And credit, my friend, does not mean a whole lot here. hahahhaahaahha

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#42 Jun 22, 2013
Eddie Brickwall wrote:
Tell me she didn't go to the river
Tell me she didn't throw herself in
Yes she did daddy
Yes she did that
Yes she did daddy
Yes she did yes she did
Tell me she didn't leave her little children
Alone in the world with a drunken man
Yes she did daddy
Yes she did that
Yes she did daddy
Yes she did yes she did
Tell me she didn't give up on living
Do something crazy she can't take back
Yes she did daddy
Yes she did that
Yes she did daddy
Yes she did yes she did
Tell me she didn't leave everybody
Crying, weeping and hurting like that
Yes she did daddy
Yes she did that
Yes she did daddy
Yes she did yes she did
This wasn't even your attempt? Dang it! What have I mixed myself into?

Since: Mar 08

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#43 Jun 22, 2013
Again!

So my last thread at my attempt to find a troll disappeared, so I am making a second attempt. So AGAIN, I wanna troll. I know having my own troll would make me feel worthy, and I know that other people would try and take me down because I am just that great. You see people, having a troll lets you, and everyone else think, that you are worth it. Someone is willing to take the time to stalk you, follow you around, and analyse every thought, every word, every action that you comment on. I mean, is there a bigger compliment than that? No, I don't think so either, which is why, I wanna Troll.

Can you be that someone that makes me feel worth it?

Since: Mar 08

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#44 Jun 22, 2013
Transfer here

For instance... I had a great day. Everything worked out, I got a raise at my job, my kid excelled in their sport, and I'm as high as a kite with happiness! Nothing could bring me down.

Step in said troll

Soon my day becomes bleak, I start to think that maybe my day wasn't as great as I thought, I begin to second guess myself, doubt my abilities.... maybe think that I don't deserve what happened to me today. Knock me down because life can be hard sometimes, and for a moment I forgot that.

Bring realism to my life, that's what I need. That's a troll's job.

Life isn't always peaches and cream, and don't you troll EVER let anyone forget that,,, not even for a moment

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#45 Jun 22, 2013
I'll check back later, my hopes are beginning to see some light, but ............ ya, I know

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#46 Jun 22, 2013

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#49 Jun 22, 2013
AIias - Trish wrote:
**DANG, I wanna give that one some nasty icons, but I'm afraid they may be misunderstood!!! DANG!**
BWahahahahahaha - that's not easy to type ya know.
hahahahah tytytyty you brightened my day! hahahhaah Much appreciated Trish!

“It's a long story!”

Since: Aug 11

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#51 Jun 22, 2013
I was in a store once and there was a section called "Gifts for people you don't like". There were a variety of really horrible knick knacks and art objects. The ugliest thing I could find was a giant ceramic 'Frogicorn' so I bought it and gave it to my Brother, who is a great guy and always buys people really thoughtful and high quality gifts.
This started a family tradition or regifting it each year. At first you didn't want to be the one that got the Frogicorn for Christmas but after a few years it was a highly valued family heirloom. We actually had squabbles and divisions in the family when somebody tried to get shady and not regift the Frogicorn.
I'm sad to admit that I smashed it today. It fell from up high and I managed to slap it three times on the way down and it didn't break when it hit the ground, but in stumbling I stomped it to smithereens.

Someone please help me! I either need to get my hands on an identical giant ceramic Frogicorn or come up with something even more ridiculous! Does anyone have any ideas? HELP! I'm desperate!

Level 5

Since: Sep 12

Cadillac MI

#52 Jun 22, 2013
R C im glad you have your own thread, you deserve it.

“It's a long story!”

Since: Aug 11

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#53 Jun 22, 2013
I was there when Hall dumped Oates. It was horrible. It started with a fight over the mustache. Hall said it had to go because it was too gay. Oates wouldn't budge. There was yelling and even a scuffle. Both slugged each other at the same instant and both fell. Hall basically fired Oates while they both sat there with bloody noses. Oates started crying and screaming that he's shave it then. Hall said that it was too late and Oates went and got some scissors and just started hacking away at it while he cried and screamed "There! Is that less gay?"
Then they argued about who was more gay until Hall walked out, at which point Oates collapsed sobbing on the floor.
Everybody just walked away to follow Hall and see what he needed.
Oates looked up and I was the only one left so he asks if I can get him some water. I told him he was my bitch now and made him go get me some water and then I threw it in his face.
Full time troll

Lake Cormorant, MS

#55 Jun 22, 2013
David0407 wrote:
R C im glad you have your own thread, you deserve it.
Wow David! Such a gutsy pic! This is topix not Craigslist or match.com . You kinda look like Patrick Warburton..
Are you sucking in?
Wondering

Lake Cormorant, MS

#56 Jun 22, 2013
R C Honey wrote:
Again!
So my last thread at my attempt to find a troll disappeared, so I am making a second attempt. So AGAIN, I wanna troll. I know having my own troll would make me feel worthy, and I know that other people would try and take me down because I am just that great. You see people, having a troll lets you, and everyone else think, that you are worth it. Someone is willing to take the time to stalk you, follow you around, and analyse every thought, every word, every action that you comment on. I mean, is there a bigger compliment than that? No, I don't think so either, which is why, I wanna Troll.
Can you be that someone that makes me feel worth it?
Damn, this itches! I wonder who gave it to me? Probably that skank who needed a ride to the gas station! Last time I do somebody a favor!

“It's a long story!”

Since: Aug 11

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#57 Jun 22, 2013
I needed to rent a big truck. I made the reservations online with a credit card and they sent me a confirmation email.
I went down there and they didn't have the truck and later charged my card a $50 'no show' fee.
I decided to 'show up' down there and when the guy saw me from a block away, he started running and I gave chase.
He was soft and puffy so he started running out of gas but he was able to jump into this rickshaw that was harnessed to a hairy dude wearing nothing but a speedo and bow tie.
So they get going and reached the top of the hill while I was still running up. When I got up there they were really pulling ahead and all I could do was shake my fist with my meanest grimace on my face.
I was sooo gonna issue that guy a beatdown, unless speedo rickshaw guy jumped in. He could've whipped my ass! The last thing I wanted was to throw down with a hairy buff dude in a speedo and bow tie and get worked in front of everybody. It would already have 3 million hits on Youtube.
I would have simply phoned and had the charge taken off but it was a stolen credit card. I just didn't like them thinking they could screw me!
Full time troll

Lake Cormorant, MS

#58 Jun 22, 2013
Someone has a lot of socks!!!

Since: Mar 08

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#59 Jun 22, 2013
AIias - Trish wrote:
**Where the heck is that nasty nogood wild&crazy chick gone off to now**
I heard you were a lowdown nasty troll and sock RC. Any truth whatsoever to that? Are you able to prove everything I say here or otherwise?
Come on!! What do you have to say for yourself.
No need to go private with this as I like a display when I show my affection for others ... like a troll would do.
:~)
You? You Trish have come to my rescue? Bless you sweet child. You deem me worthy! You want to put your time into judging me, following me, analyzing me. You show the world that I am way too high on myself! I deserve a beat down. I don't go to a lot of threads, but now,, BUT NOW, I shall see you every where I go. If I'm there, you will be there shortly. If you suspect I will go anywhere else, you will get there first, and prepare the others for my entrance.

No doubt shortly after that, you will make a few different profiles just so that you may put MORE negative judge its on my post, to give everyone the allusion that I'm way more unpopular than I am.

Thank you Trish..
Full time troll

Lake Cormorant, MS

#60 Jun 22, 2013
Your Real Dad wrote:
I needed to rent a big truck. I made the reservations online with a credit card and they sent me a confirmation email.
I went down there and they didn't have the truck and later charged my card a $50 'no show' fee.
I decided to 'show up' down there and when the guy saw me from a block away, he started running and I gave chase.
He was soft and puffy so he started running out of gas but he was able to jump into this rickshaw that was harnessed to a hairy dude wearing nothing but a speedo and bow tie.
So they get going and reached the top of the hill while I was still running up. When I got up there they were really pulling ahead and all I could do was shake my fist with my meanest grimace on my face.
I was sooo gonna issue that guy a beatdown, unless speedo rickshaw guy jumped in. He could've whipped my ass! The last thing I wanted was to throw down with a hairy buff dude in a speedo and bow tie and get worked in front of everybody. It would already have 3 million hits on Youtube.
I would have simply phoned and had the charge taken off but it was a stolen credit card. I just didn't like them thinking they could screw me!
This is too long of a post! I lost interest after the first sentence..

Since: Mar 08

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#61 Jun 22, 2013
AIias - Trish wrote:
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Listen here RChick!!!! If you think you'll get away with speaking to me this way,... you've got another thing coming. Now would you puullleeeeeaze stop trolling me. You really are nasty!
Whoa Whoa whoa there sister... I'm trolling you? No no no no,, it's supposed to be the other way around. You've already proved yourself, give me my chance to prove myself.

Don't take this from me. YOU troll ME!

Since: Mar 08

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#62 Jun 22, 2013
Your Real Dad wrote:
I was in a store once and there was a section called "Gifts for people you don't like". There were a variety of really horrible knick knacks and art objects. The ugliest thing I could find was a giant ceramic 'Frogicorn' so I bought it and gave it to my Brother, who is a great guy and always buys people really thoughtful and high quality gifts.
This started a family tradition or regifting it each year. At first you didn't want to be the one that got the Frogicorn for Christmas but after a few years it was a highly valued family heirloom. We actually had squabbles and divisions in the family when somebody tried to get shady and not regift the Frogicorn.
I'm sad to admit that I smashed it today. It fell from up high and I managed to slap it three times on the way down and it didn't break when it hit the ground, but in stumbling I stomped it to smithereens.
Someone please help me! I either need to get my hands on an identical giant ceramic Frogicorn or come up with something even more ridiculous! Does anyone have any ideas? HELP! I'm desperate!
hahahah Funny. I'm sorry, but in Canada, we barely have the essentials to survive little own specialty novels such as a Frogicorn. Rubber Chicken?
Full time troll

Lake Cormorant, MS

#63 Jun 22, 2013
Sweet!!! We have a flame beside our thread R C Honey!!!

Since: Mar 08

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#64 Jun 22, 2013
David0407 wrote:
R C im glad you have your own thread, you deserve it.
I have my own cause I made it. Anyone can have their own thread... lol

It's a troll I'm after.

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