Uh Clem

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#86 Apr 24, 2014
Uh Clem wrote:
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what planet is Hillary Clinton from?
Marnus

Urban Dictionary: Marnus

Marnus (n): a person who has wildly embarrassed themselves, especially through an act of stupidity; a fool
? lesbian
? lecher ...Oops! that's her husband
? lier
? accomplice (many-times-over)
? socialist
? soon 2 B a backstabber ( Watch "OUT" Obama )

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#87 Apr 24, 2014
PS: Word is that's going to be her main platform, putting him down, and Bill
will chime right in...
And all the democrats will then
be with her - when she wins
if she makes it to the presidency
the republicans will all have a frenzy
Reid will remain the senate leader
I sure hope someone defeats her!

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Indianapolis, IN

#88 Apr 24, 2014
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
<quoted text>
Marnus
Urban Dictionary: Marnus
Marnus (n): a person who has wildly embarrassed themselves, especially through an act of stupidity; a fool
? lesbian
? lecher ...Oops! that's her husband
? lier
? accomplice (many-times-over)
? socialist
? soon 2 B a backstabber ( Watch "OUT" Obama )
Not to be confused with the Marnie Stanier Appreciation Society:

https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/TheMarnyS...

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Formerly From Kenya

#89 Apr 24, 2014
Uh Clem wrote:
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what planet is Hillary Clinton from?
It's as if you didn't even ask the question..

lol

Love it..!
:)
Bill Clintons Mother

Medford, NY

#90 Apr 25, 2014
Uh Clem wrote:
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what planet is Hillary Clinton from?
Uranus!!!!

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Indianapolis, IN

#91 Apr 25, 2014
Yesterday in Japan, Obama gave a speech where he (again, and still incorrectly) referred to the US as a 'Constitutional Democracy'.

http://www.stopthenorthamericanunion.com/NotD...

"Many people are under the false impression our form of government is a democracy, or representative democracy. This is of course completely untrue. The Founders were extremely knowledgeable about the issue of democracy and feared a democracy as much as a monarchy. They understood that the only entity that can take away the people's freedom is their own government, either by being too weak to protect them from external threats or by becoming too powerful and taking over every aspect of life.

"They knew very well the meaning of the word "democracy", and the history of democracies; and they were deliberately doing everything in their power to prevent having a democracy.

"In a Republic, the sovereignty resides with the people themselves. In a Republic, one may act on his own or through his representatives when he chooses to solve a problem. The people have no obligation to the government; instead, the government is a servant of the people, and obliged to its owner, We the People. Many politicians have lost sight of that fact.

"A Constitutional Republic has some similarities to democracy in that it uses democratic processes to elect representatives and pass new laws, etc. The critical difference lies in the fact that a Constitutional Republic has a Constitution that limits the powers of the government. It also spells out how the government is structured, creating checks on its power and balancing power between the different branches.:

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#92 Apr 25, 2014
http://www.stopthenorthamericanunion.com/NotD ...
Every interesting article Clem. I hi-lited one paragraph from it for all to see;
'world government'
just in case anyone had any questions about what Obama is up to.

As for how the machinations of the CFR have remained unnoticed ... in 1991 in Baden-Baden, Germany, David Rockefeller gloatingly said: "We're grateful to The Washington Post, The New York Times, Time Magazine and other great publications whose directors have attended our meetings and respected their promises of discretion for almost forty years. It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for the world if we had been subject to the bright lights of publicity during those years. But the world is now more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a world government.." http://www.stopthenorthamericanunion.com/NotD ...

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Indianapolis, IN

#93 Apr 26, 2014
When #hashtags are outlawed, only outlaws will have #hashtags

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Indianapolis, IN

#94 Apr 29, 2014
Anybody know where I can get a good deal on a used NBA franchise?

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#95 May 4, 2014
OMG!!! It's incredibly amazing that some unbelievably overpaid person writes all those insanely hyperbolized adjective laden headlines for the astoundingly boring 'Offbeat' section.

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to make it happen!

#96 May 4, 2014
Uh Clem wrote:
OMG!!! It's incredibly amazing that some unbelievably overpaid person writes all those insanely hyperbolized adjective laden headlines for the astoundingly boring 'Offbeat' section.
Yeah! What you said!

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to make it happen!

#98 May 4, 2014
Mr Beez wrote:
<quoted text>Hey boss you're licking his azz like a cat would.
Ah come on now you're not even making any sense anymore. You used to be funny. What happened, Elvis?

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#99 May 4, 2014
A great thing about Long Island Ice Tea is that you don't have to go there to get it.

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#100 May 4, 2014
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

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Indianapolis, IN

#101 May 14, 2014
... like a banana peel on a cut that won't heal ...
Mechanic

Pelican, LA

#102 May 14, 2014
Hey Clem, I've heard it before but maybe you can verify,,
Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny??

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Indianapolis, IN

#103 May 14, 2014
Mechanic wrote:
Hey Clem, I've heard it before but maybe you can verify,,
Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny??
Actually, clowns taste like balloon chicken.

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#104 May 14, 2014
Hi Uh Clem

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#105 May 14, 2014
Simply_Red wrote:
Hi Uh Clem
Howdy, Red

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#106 May 14, 2014
Mmmm, fire good!

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