Found in Plane Toilet: 32 Gold Nuggets

Found in Plane Toilet: 32 Gold Nuggets

There are 15 comments on the KOY-AM Tempe story from Oct 8, 2013, titled Found in Plane Toilet: 32 Gold Nuggets. In it, KOY-AM Tempe reports that:

Note to self: Always brave the airplane bathroom. Just in case. Because Indian intelligence busted an international gold smuggling outfit at Chennai airport on Sunday, and in the process discovered 32 gold nuggets, weighing roughly a kilogram each.

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“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#1 Oct 8, 2013
Some guy's figured out how to turn poop into gold!

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#2 Oct 8, 2013
So...that is where I left those.

“Is Trump still POTUS?”

Since: Jun 08

..just so long as SHE isn't...

#3 Oct 8, 2013
...therz worse things to be found......

Level 1

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#4 Oct 8, 2013
there's a golden geese in flight....

hehehehehehe....

:-)

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#5 Oct 8, 2013
Someone couldn't hold their mud.... or gold nuggets as the case may be.

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#6 Oct 9, 2013
geez wonder what they would think if someone sh*t a brick..
lol

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#7 Oct 9, 2013
PFfff wrote:
geez wonder what they would think if someone sh*t a brick..
lol
That that John is built like a brick s#it house.
justy_unplugged

Atwater, OH

#8 Oct 9, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
<quoted text>
That that John is built like a brick s#it house.
Rock on gold flush woman...!!!

:)

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#10 Oct 9, 2013
justy_unplugged wrote:
<quoted text>
Rock on gold flush woman...!!!
:)
Okay, I've got a plan. Am gonna go take a shower, get dressed, get in truck and drive to nearest parking lot. Should be about the time you phone home ET. Hear from you there.

“Geologist [I'm Climate Change]”

Level 3

Since: Mar 07

formerly Nuneaton

#11 Oct 9, 2013
To crap gold the best way is to use SeS2 containing anti dandruff shampoo which dissolves the gold as a selenate, and selenite salt, and then converts to a selenide or sulphide in the gut from where it happens to be excreted.

This a handy way of clearing out mine pollution by heavy metals & being a shampoo you do not even need to eat the stuff as a fair quantity of selenic acid will coat your hair and get ingested as a contaminant.

It is also very handy for removal of Lead, Arsenic, Antimony, Cadmium, Platinum and Mercury from the same mine waste contaminants but have a care with the wash frequency as it may also remove Iron in the same way causing Anemia & the blind staggers due to alkali poisoning if it is overdone.

It may also take out the charming troll blue tone of silver poisoning restoring argyriasis tainted skin to a decent pinkish colour via the same mechanism.

have a nice day: Ag

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#12 Oct 9, 2013
Uh.....who was digging through the toilet?

Did this flight originate from Edmonton perhaps?

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#13 Oct 9, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
<quoted text>
That that John is built like a brick s#it house.
hmmm sounds good - a nice package is a nice package.

but especially if it comes in gold.
lol

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#14 Oct 10, 2013
PFfff wrote:
<quoted text>
hmmm sounds good - a nice package is a nice package.
but especially if it comes in gold.
lol
It would be a real advertisement if the airlines stated their planes come with 'Brick S#it House Johns' on board.

Maybe they could just plate the toilet seat with gold dust.
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#15 Oct 10, 2013
Guess he should have taken a bigger dose of Imodium to get that gold smuggled to its destination
Smuggling Phart

Buffalo, NY

#16 Mar 2, 2017
Shiny golden pharts.

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