Your Worst Co-Worker...

Created by Dr_Dirty on Apr 26, 2014

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Is Just Plain Nasty and Mean

Is an Arrogant Snob

Talks Loudly all the Time

Is Dumb as a Box of Rocks

Dresses Like a Hobo

Farts and Snickers about it

is a Brown Noser Supreme

Is a Lazy Slob

Always Late and Leaves Early

Name Your Own

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#1 Apr 26, 2014
I was inspired by recent events at work to start this poll.....

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#2 Apr 26, 2014
yep,
we had a real psycho and when she transferred I thought things would get better..........
nope.

My theory? There always has to be an office 'jerk'. When one gives up their position, another one steps forward to make us all miserable again.

(luckily in my job, I am out of the office a lot. and the inmates are somewhat more pleasant than the office jerk)
A noted observer

Wilmington, OH

#3 Apr 26, 2014
Dr_Dirty wrote:
I was inspired by recent events at work to start this poll.....
What the Hell is "work"???????

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#5 Apr 26, 2014
Your Worst Co-Worker pretends to talk for your dead cat and fantasizes about licking butt.

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#6 Apr 26, 2014
Debra27 wrote:
yep,
we had a real psycho and when she transferred I thought things would get better..........
nope.
My theory? There always has to be an office 'jerk'.
Just like Topix!

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#7 Apr 26, 2014
Worse co_worker has bowel control issues and tends to "mark" any chair he sits in.

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#8 Apr 26, 2014
Uses expressions like "Ohhh, stepped on a duck"..and thinks it is ok...
Sam

Wilmington, OH

#9 Apr 26, 2014
justaguess wrote:
Uses expressions like "Ohhh, stepped on a duck"..and thinks it is ok...
I stepped on a Ferret once. My life has never been the same since...

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#10 Apr 26, 2014
Sam wrote:
<quoted text>I stepped on a Ferret once. My life has never been the same since...
Only cause the escaping gas made no sound....
The Gerbil

Chesapeake, VA

#11 Apr 26, 2014
Sam wrote:
<quoted text>I stepped on a Ferret once. My life has never been the same since...
I played inside a Ferret once. Not quite the same thing, but almost...
A TROLL NAMED SLACK

Munith, MI

#12 Apr 26, 2014
Dr_Dirty wrote:
I was inspired by recent events at work to start this poll.....
I have at least one for every category, so how goes the venture
A TROLL NAMED SLACK

Munith, MI

#13 Apr 26, 2014
Dr_Dirty wrote:
Your Worst Co-Worker pretends to talk for your dead cat and fantasizes about licking butt.
ok

i don't have one for that category
A TROLL NAMED SLACK

Munith, MI

#14 Apr 26, 2014
dragoon70056 wrote:
Worse co_worker has bowel control issues and tends to "mark" any chair he sits in.
see that would be a deal breaker for me long before it got to the second chair, but thats just me
The Doc

Newport, OR

#15 Apr 26, 2014
A TROLL NAMED SLACK wrote:
<quoted text>ok
i don't have one for that category
Hahaha!

The venture is doing well and we are pleased with the progress. Thanks for asking!

Level 7

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#16 Apr 27, 2014
Oh yes! When I worked for other businesses and in the office's there was always the office (mostly women) B!tch. She was always the one who had been employed there the longest without anymore authority then what anyone else had. Didn't matter! Thought she could boss everyone around, even me being the new younger gal. I could manage all of my work load and hers and still get my azz chewed out for writing on a phone message Tom instead of Ron. Not only chewed out by her but my our boss because he didn't want any waves from her because he screwed her (for real) when that's a NO, NO and had to keep his job and azz safe. I quietly waited until I managed to get a better job with more respect, better pay, and a better position, still with an office B!tch. Years later I found out at the other job the Office B!tch got promoted fucked up big time and was fired on the spot! But before that she got pissed at the boss and told on him and got him fired on the spot!

What goes around comes around I guess! LOL

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