Please list all STEREOTYPES here.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#41 Oct 29, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>And another 300 in their purse.
In each of their 300 purses.

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#42 Oct 29, 2013
Men never put the toilet seat down...Oh wait...that one is VERY true!!!

“Happiness comes through giving”

Level 7

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#45 Oct 29, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>
In each of their 300 purses.
In each of the 300 "300" movies.
(This could soon get out of hand.)

“Blue Jean Baby..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

LA lady..

#46 Oct 29, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>And another 300 in their purse.
That one may be true.

http://youtu.be/9TL7LaxyYz4

“Happiness comes through giving”

Level 7

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#47 Oct 29, 2013
Marissa 2 wrote:
Men never put the toilet seat down...Oh wait...that one is VERY true!!!
I have nothing but respect for toilet seats. I would never put one down.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#48 Oct 29, 2013
Drive up ATM's
Procedure for Men:
1.Drive up to the ATM.
2.Wind down your car window.
3.Insert card into ATM and enter PIN.
4.Enter amount of cash required and take the notes.
5.Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6.Wind-up window.
7.Drive off.

Procedure for Women:
1.Drive up to cash machine.
2.Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the ATM.
3.Set parking brake, put the window down. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat, finally locate the card.
4.Tell girl friend on mobile phone that you will call her back and hang up. Attempt to insert card into machine.
5.Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its distance from the car. Insert debit card.
6.Re-insert card the right way.
7.Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the address page.
8.Enter PIN.
9.Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
10.Enter amount of cash required.
11.Take a quick peek at yourself in rear view mirror.
12.Retrieve notes and receipt
13.Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.
14.Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
15.Re-check makeup.
16.Drive forward 2 feet.
17.Reverse back to cash machine.
18.Retrieve card.
19.Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
20.Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you Dress - Wash it Again
21.Restart stalled engine and pull off.
22.Redial person on cell phone.
23.Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
24.Release Parking Brake.

“Happiness comes through giving”

Level 7

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#49 Oct 29, 2013
Crazy Beautiful wrote:
<quoted text>
That one may be true.
http://youtu.be/9TL7LaxyYz4
My wife asked me to hold her purse. I had to call the fire department to get it off.

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#50 Oct 29, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>
In each of their 300 purses.


That match the 600 Shoes,...

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#51 Oct 29, 2013
Big Time wrote:
<quoted text>
That match the 600 Shoes,...
...that collects closet dust mostly as she can never decide what to wear...

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#52 Oct 29, 2013
Sacre Bleu wrote:
French women don't shave their armpits, legs, or back.
I can't speak for the French, but I can tell you that German women don't for the most part. It was rather odd to see immaculately dressed German business women with nylons over hairy legs or go to the disco (they still called them that in West Germany in the late 80s) and see young ladies dancing with hairy armpits.

It was odd.

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#53 Oct 29, 2013
Don't give an indian (American type) hard liquor.

“Happiness comes through giving”

Level 7

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#54 Oct 29, 2013
Dr_Dirty wrote:
Don't give an indian (American type) hard liquor.
Once W. C. Fields split a bottle with an Indian. It shattered into little pieces.
wife of 10 years

Hoffman Estates, IL

#55 Oct 29, 2013
I could sure use a hard liquor around here!

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#56 Oct 29, 2013
Dr_Dirty wrote:
<quoted text>
I can't speak for the French, but I can tell you that German women don't for the most part. It was rather odd to see immaculately dressed German business women with nylons over hairy legs or go to the disco (they still called them that in West Germany in the late 80s) and see young ladies dancing with hairy armpits.
It was odd.
... well she walks like a woman but talks like a man oh my lola ... doc i said go to the cornor and make a right for them massage parlors ... not left ... there's just a bunch of old tranies down there ...

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#57 Oct 29, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>Once W. C. Fields split a bottle with an Indian. It shattered into little pieces.
hahaha!

Didn't he also have a quote about how a good shot of booze was great antidote for snake bite...so he kept a snake in one pocket and a pint in the other?

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#58 Oct 29, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... well she walks like a woman but talks like a man oh my lola ... doc i said go to the cornor and make a right for them massage parlors ... not left ... there's just a bunch of old tranies down there ...
Ha! You must be thinking of the exit to Streamwood, Illinois!
Rosie ODonnel

Huntington, NY

#59 Oct 30, 2013
wife of 10 years wrote:
I could sure use a hard liquor around here!
I'll be right over!!!
What's your address?
Hollywood Wood

Huntington, NY

#60 Oct 30, 2013
Kentucky Fried Chicken only opens new places in high end neighborhoods.

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#61 Oct 30, 2013
a Carwash next to every Church's Chicken,...

“Happiness comes through giving”

Level 7

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#62 Oct 30, 2013
Dr_Dirty wrote:
<quoted text>
hahaha!
Didn't he also have a quote about how a good shot of booze was great antidote for snake bite...so he kept a snake in one pocket and a pint in the other?
Just looking for loopholes!

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