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a_visitor

Reading, PA

#177 May 5, 2013
We scream you scream we all eat ice cream, the saying goes something like that.
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#178 May 6, 2013
Q: Why do harley riders never ride faster than 50mph?

A: Any faster and they can't see where the parts fell off.
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#179 May 6, 2013
Q: Why do harley riders chrome all their parts?

A: It makes them easier to spot on the side of the road.

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Since: Aug 07

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#180 May 6, 2013
Now...show me a Harley that does this shit:

http://www.weather.com/video/motorcyclist-plo...

They don't know how the two didn't get hurt.
Uh-duh....they landed on the biker. At best one did.

(don't get me wrong. I've seen Harleys do some impressive stuff)

“I looked, and behold,”

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#184 May 6, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
Now...show me a Harley that does this shit:
http://www.weather.com/video/motorcyclist-plo...
They don't know how the two didn't get hurt.
Uh-duh....they landed on the biker. At best one did.
(don't get me wrong. I've seen Harleys do some impressive stuff)
OUch!
Escobar

Huntington, NY

#185 May 6, 2013
How do you spell "Harley" in the Dominican Republic?
A Guess

United States

#187 May 6, 2013
Gunner wrote:
I give up, how?
Phony?

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Since: Nov 08

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#188 May 6, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
Now...show me a Harley that does this shit:
http://www.weather.com/video/motorcyclist-plo...
They don't know how the two didn't get hurt.
Uh-duh....they landed on the biker. At best one did.
(don't get me wrong. I've seen Harleys do some impressive stuff)
This is an issue with mountain roads in Southern CA...Ortega Hwy is another one that guys on motorcycles like to haul ass up and down the mountain roads...Ive almost done a head on collision with motorcyclists on Ortega Hwy and I know some guys on motorcycles have died there before.

“Knees in the breeze!”

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Since: Apr 13

It's so intimate!

#189 May 6, 2013
Jarley?

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Since: Aug 07

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#190 May 6, 2013
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>This is an issue with mountain roads in Southern CA...Ortega Hwy is another one that guys on motorcycles like to haul ass up and down the mountain roads...Ive almost done a head on collision with motorcyclists on Ortega Hwy and I know some guys on motorcycles have died there before.
Same up in Nor-Cal. Friggin' healthy folk riding up hill sides a car can barely take without them on it. Freaked me out coming down from Bodega Bay, Bay Hwy to Hwy 1 to San Fran. Perched on top of cliffs clinging to gravel with the sun setting in the windshield. And what a damn surprise to me..having to share that with a few health nuts on bicycles.

Down my way on the map. We have a thing called, the Dragon. Folk get their happy asses peeled off the road and trees a few times a year on that beast.

If richard-noggins want to fly...get a plane.

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#191 May 6, 2013
Yuri Pulsive wrote:
Jarley?
My guess was...Ley'rah.
Escobar

Huntington, NY

#194 May 7, 2013
Gunner wrote:
I give up, how?
You spell it like any other place H-a-r-l-e-y.

Why?

“I looked, and behold,”

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Since: Aug 08

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#195 May 7, 2013
Happy BD DC!

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