The Harley Joke Club

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#148 May 5, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
All I can say is I am living the life.
Been around bikers most of my life, always wanted to be with a man with a harley, and share the lifestyle, I finally found the right one. Life is great.
We should maybe turn this thread around to be a
Harley's Only Club! Class it up some.
...you don't own one so that leaves you out 'squatch...

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#150 May 5, 2013
Yeah .... ok.
Once upon a time,
You were living with a guy not too long ago on a farm.
That flopped.
Moved in with the son, the resident 3rd shift cook.
Next thing ya know .... the harley pilot.
All that hard earned money he is magically blowing it all on some new found love.
Oh ... did I leave out the sex toy line?

No one follows you, all that was garbage you posted, laugh-out-loud!

You have no bike.

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#151 May 5, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
Actually Bex your jealousy is showing...again. If you were not so jealous of me and my life it would not bother you to the point to constantly being flapping the yap about my life, or what I got or how I got it. I have my bike license and could ride my own, but I prefer to be on the back with my honey between my legs. I could also buy my own Harley,,but as I said, one is enough.
Personally I don't give a flying fck what anyone rides or their preference, but when they go so low as to insult ones ride, they better be prepared to get it bac.
So do carry on,, you all seem to be real good at it.
Remember this insult of yours thunder thighs?
http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/TBR7BAC...

Now tell us about your Harley...
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#152 May 5, 2013
harleyhunni wrote:
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Oh but I do...LOL!
You undoubtedly own a few STDs too, but it's nothing to write home about.
Life Is Even Better

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#154 May 5, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
No trailoring for this girl. Christ life is great!
For people who can spell TRAILERING (and other 7th grade level words) correctly. Good thing you're not driving, probably can't even reed the road signs......

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#155 May 5, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
Great day out on our Harley.
I could spend all day on that machine. No trailoring for this girl.
Tomorrow suppose to be another beautiful day, so we will be out again. Christ life is great!
...keep on braying cinco...

“Never underestimate a witch ..”

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#157 May 5, 2013
LOL!
Your lying post are hysterical.
And watching you flounder is a bonus.
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#158 May 5, 2013
harleyhunni wrote:
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Why the obsession with my life Bex? People who obsess and judge another's life do it out of jealousy, and lack of their own life. How you lead your life, and that of your family matters none to me. Who I am with and what we do is none of your business. Obviously you are an old busybody, and pissed as hell because I got what I want. Move on Bex, your getting boring. And that goes for all your many aliases, and the herd you bring with you for back up. Now fuck off! You know nothing of my kids, or my life. You are not bothering me with your comments, but you are making an ass out of yourself. But hey, if that is how you get attention, your world Bex. You spew all you want.
For profanity, incendiary content, and for being mean. Including one of your registered posts just for the heck of it. Have fun on the pretend Harley, loserbait.

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#159 May 5, 2013
Seems to me Victoria is your obsession, lol.
You strive so hard and don't even come close, <snickers>.
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#161 May 5, 2013
my dad had a joke about Harley

why didn't Harley ever make sewing machines?
they couldn't figure out how to get them to leak oil all over the place

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It's so intimate!

#162 May 5, 2013
She thinks people are jealous of her and obsessed with her life? That's one of the funniest jokes on this thread yet!
Glad You Cleared That Up

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#164 May 5, 2013
harleyhunni wrote:
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LOL. I do just fine in the spelling department. I think you should have done some homework before you posted. Trailor is a vehicle designed to be hauled by truck or tractor. Trailer, same definition. Also I definately know read as in signs, books etc. Is spelled READ, not REED!
But hey, thanks for the laugh!!!!
And it only took you two posts to do it. Kudos. No, really....
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#167 May 5, 2013
harleyhunni wrote:
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LOL. I do just fine in the spelling department. I think you should have done some homework before you posted. Trailor is a vehicle designed to be hauled by truck or tractor. Trailer, same definition. Also I definately know read as in signs, books etc. Is spelled READ, not REED!
But hey, thanks for the laugh!!!!
trailor is not a word according to Merriam-Webster.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/
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#168 May 5, 2013
harleyhunni wrote:
*ctually Becky I have not posted anything about vicky, you are the one calling her name, not me.
Obsess much? Speaking of vic is she even around here anymore.
Yes, you're a good troll. Did Geno & Ferretdick teach you that?

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#169 May 5, 2013
harleyhunni wrote:
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LOL. I do just fine in the spelling department. I think you should have done some homework before you posted. Trailor is a vehicle designed to be hauled by truck or tractor. Trailer, same definition. Also I definately know read as in signs, books etc. Is spelled READ, not REED!
But hey, thanks for the laugh!!!!
Hey miss 'I do just fine in the spelling department', it's definitely...
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#171 May 5, 2013
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#172 May 5, 2013
harleyhunni wrote:
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IBToolin'!
A tool shed.

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#173 May 5, 2013
harleyhunni wrote:
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My my, is that all you got? I knew could get a rise out of one of you pinheads with that one.
Good night ya'll. IBToolin'!
...right...

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#174 May 5, 2013
~sigh~

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#176 May 5, 2013
Two kids are squealing an rolling around in the back yard.
Momma hollers out ` Whats y'all doing out there?
The kids reply ` We's screwing, Momma!
Momma answered ` That's nice. Don't fight.

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