School Teacher Fired Over "Wizardry"

[JazzKeyz]

Marilyn -MW wrote:

<quoted text>LOL...it seems proportionally higher...especially around election time...

Well...math isnt known as your states strong points....
"Welcome to Florida....
...if you dont like how we count, go visit one of the other 57 states"

[JazzKeyz]

Well some call "theirs" a toothpick....
others call "their" a magic wand....

"Hey little girl, wanna see my Anachonda dissapear?"

[Womba]

And I was Embarrassed over hanging chads.

[Duncan]

Yeah, they probably didn't want him waving his wand around the classroom

[sort187]

The hand wasn't quicker than the eye this time....the given reason for the firing doesn't make sense, but what was the lesson that the teacher was trying impress on the children?

[Nunion]

Pikop Andropov wrote:

Florida's new state Motto:
FLORIDA - The state to move to when you've failed everywhere else.

All states have their fair share of dumbasses.

[Nunion]

Leria wrote:

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Actually, lately..... Florida and Utah DO have a lock on crazy!

Spoken like a true ignorant self-righteous yankee!

[scoutrecon]

The guy was only trying to get the attention of the class. I mean...come on, How many subs did we listen to when we were in school. He was probably just trying to break down the barrier. Give him the credit he deserves. If Florida fired him for that then I guess have a massive genoicide on Halloween. Florida, lighten up.

[noellekitty]

Wow. Hope this stuff isn't catching. They might start thinking the experiments we do in science lab are magic tricks next. I can turn a penny to gold! Watch this....Dang! lost my job over that one!

[OneRyder]

LOL... Put him in water, if he sinks he's a witch, because the extra weight is probably from the devil inside of him.

From passing laws to prevent you from putting bull testicle ornaments on your bumper (especially since you can drive pass real bull nutts in the fields) to accusing someone of witchcraft...the state has gone too conservative.

I expect a morality police squad to be voted in place soon in that state. Like in Iran and Saudi Arabia.

[Church Slave]

Freemind wrote:

I wonder if this guy could go to Mt. Vernon Ohio and "magically" make that teachers bible disappear from his desk?

I wonder if he knows how to pull a quarter out of a child's ear? If he knows that one he could make a bible disappear.

[are you kidding]

Morgan wrote:

Maybe that teacher could make this silly controversy over the Discordian Miley Cyrus alias Hannah Montana wearing a sheet and showing her bare back disappear. But be careful you don't disappear the sheet!

Us floridians are familiar with wearing sheets,although its usually accompanied with a burning cross..........

[Psyche]

Oh come on! Criss Angel did the "vanishing toothpick" trick in an episode of Criss Angel Mindfreak! He even showed how it was done! There was no "wizardry" involved in it then either! What is wrong with this kid?!

I'm ashamed to admit I am from Florida, and I have to admit that there's not a lot intelligence going on in the state. Most of the people who live here are snowbirds or retirees, so their brains aren't exactly pictures of mental health. Then because they're not used to the heat, the "rational" side of their brain kinda gets screwed up a bit. Nobody comes here to think. They come to bake on our beaches, get laid, or die.

[Marilyn -MW]

JazzKeyz wrote:

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Well...math isnt known as your states strong points....
"Welcome to Florida....
...if you dont like how we count, go visit one of the other 57 states"

5+7=13 plus Florida so that's 14...this just isn't adding up...?????? LOL

[guest]

Church Slave wrote:

Hey, we keep hearing about how we must have seperation of church and state. A teacher can't even have a bible on their desk or likely in their desk. So why wouldn't magic be allowed in a classroom?

Type of magic he uses were stage/street type magic tricks not religion base magic like Wiccan.
He did not have a BOS on his desk, he didn't teach them how to using tarot cards or other type of divtion tools, spells, etc.

[justaguess]

Marilyn -MW wrote:

<quoted text>5+7=13 plus Florida so that's 14...this just isn't adding up...?????? LOL

Oh, well there you have it! You're using old school math,
Here
Let me help you...you have to multiply 5 x 7 to get 35 then add 5 + 7 to get 13 simply add the two together and wala..48, now just add one for the volcano state and an extra one for the polar bear and we got ourselves an even half a dime!
Say, all this math has made me a little hungry, you like pie, want to have some pie and a coffee somewhere??(:
w

[Marilyn -MW]

justaguess wrote:

<quoted text>
Oh, well there you have it! You're using old school math,
Here
Let me help you...you have to multiply 5 x 7 to get 35 then add 5 + 7 to get 13 simply add the two together and wala..48, now just add one for the volcano state and an extra one for the polar bear and we got ourselves an even half a dime!
Say, all this math has made me a little hungry, you like pie, want to have some pie and a coffee somewhere??(:
w

Hmmm...but 5+7=13 and there were 13 original states..plus Florida and the polar bear and volcano, I think that is 15...but then you live in Ohio and they seemed a little fishy in the last election so I don't know....LOL

I do like pie but I'm on a diet....busy packing anyway...

There's no place like home...

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There's no place like home...

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[justaguess]

Marilyn -MW wrote:

<quoted text>Hmmm...but 5+7=13 and there were 13 original states..plus Florida and the polar bear and volcano, I think that is 15...but then you live in Ohio and they seemed a little fishy in the last election so I don't know....LOL
I do like pie but I'm on a diet....busy packing anyway...
There's no place like home...
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There's no place like home...
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Only 2 clicks...hmmm
Have safe travel you!
~little traveling music~
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
(:

[Marilyn -MW]

justaguess wrote:

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Only 2 clicks...hmmm
Have safe travel you!
~little traveling music~
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
(:

LOL...you noticed that but not the fact that my math should have added up to 16...hmmmm...must be from Ohio...LOL....of course I had subtracted one because I'm a Democrat so my vote doesn't count....yes, I am saving the final click until tomorrow...don't want to take off before the plane does.... or...broom? Depends on my mood.....

[zim]

WIZARDRY?????? They have got to be out of their minds. Let's see; New teacher, Gets students attention, Appears to control class (Not an easy job for a sub), Probably becoming popular with students and getting them to listen to him. the regular teaching staff just can't have that, no sureee...I'd like to be at the board meeting where the charges are presented. OH, wait, dismissal meetings are 'closed' to the public. Besides there are a lot of teachers out there that won't ruffle the jelosey feathers of those on tenure. Politics, politics. Office politics.
If they really feel he is a wizard- they better watch out for a 'Wizards Curse'. It would be worth it, to see the looks on their faces.