Two of Three Husbands Claim Pets Less Annoying Than Wives

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“There is no God...”

Since: Apr 10

Only vengeance

#1 May 2, 2010
The other day, there was an article claiming that women say pets listen better than husbands. This is just my tongue in cheek retort...

“Temporary tinctumutation”

Level 5

Since: Apr 10

Funk, NE

#2 May 2, 2010


One out of Three Dogs says Love Stinks...




Jim Beam

Medford, NY

#3 May 3, 2010
The third husband didn't have a pet. His wife didn't want the smell, clean-up, feedings, and hair in the house.

“Who's got the hooch?”

Level 3

Since: Mar 10

Location hidden

#4 May 3, 2010
Husker D wrote:

One out of Three Dogs says Love Stinks...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =el1I79Pwo3kXX
That just might be the best commercial ever!
and then

Peapack, NJ

#5 May 3, 2010
I love that commercial!
and then

Peapack, NJ

#6 May 3, 2010
yamaha honey wrote:
The other day, there was an article claiming that women say pets listen better than husbands. This is just my tongue in cheek retort...
Yeah, they listen, rip through the garbage, pee on your paperwork, eat the cat poop out of the kitty litterbox, then give you a big kiss...delightful!

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#7 May 3, 2010
THREE husbands!! There are days I don't want the one I have, why would I want 3??
Dan

Pawtucket, RI

#8 May 3, 2010
I wouldn't live w/o my two dogs but,I did leave my wife years ago. Enough said?
it is ME maria

Cleveland, GA

#9 May 3, 2010
Thus the average number of marriages per woman is 3!

Level 1

Since: Aug 09

Pawtucket, RI

#10 May 3, 2010
I love my dogs more than I did my children.
hmmmm

United States

#12 May 3, 2010
Dan wrote:
I wouldn't live w/o my two dogs but,I did leave my wife years ago. Enough said?
Enough for me. Have fun with your dogs,pal.
The Heat Seeker

Medford, NY

#13 May 3, 2010
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
THREE husbands!! There are days I don't want the one I have, why would I want 3??
One for every.........never mind.
DILF

Medford, NY

#14 May 3, 2010
it is ME maria wrote:
Thus the average number of marriages per woman is 3!
You work on number two darling.....and I'll meet you at three!!!

;-)
it is ME maria

Cleveland, GA

#15 May 3, 2010
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
You work on number two darling.....and I'll meet you at three!!!
;-)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa.....
DILF

Medford, NY

#16 May 3, 2010
it is ME maria wrote:
<quoted text>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa.....
What's so funny?

8-)
Married in the Bay

United States

#17 May 3, 2010
Let's see... the reasons for the opinion:

1. No Alimony if it doesn't work out.

2. The smell tells you when you have stepped into do-do..

3. NO NOTHER IN LAW taking her side....

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