How important is penis size to women

How important is penis size to women

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Joe

Canal Winchester, OH

#1 Jun 24, 2013
If you had to choose off a list of the following choices

1. Not important at all
2. Important but that doesnt mean it has to be big
3. I like em big
4. Not important if the guy knows what he's doing

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#2 Jun 24, 2013
Most women have more important things to do than worry about how big their penis is :)
RPMcMurphy

Eugene, OR

#3 Jun 24, 2013
I keep tellin ya....IT AIN`T THE MEAT

AIias - Trish
Level 5

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#4 Jun 24, 2013
DANG!!!

**some of these threads just ch0ke me up**

:O

This isn't Offbeat in my opinion. They have a forum for that, don't ask me the direction. Ahhhh, or questions we all know the answer to. K?

AIias - Trish
Level 5

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#5 Jun 24, 2013
Joe wrote:
If you had to choose off a list of the following choices
1. Not important at all
2. Important but that doesnt mean it has to be big
3. I like em big
4. Not important if the guy knows what he's doing
Hey JOE? You're not that average Joe I used to visit with are Ya?
What number would you prefer we answer, darlin'?
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#6 Jun 24, 2013
AIias - Trish wrote:
DANG!!!
**some of these threads just ch0ke me up**
:O
This isn't Offbeat in my opinion. They have a forum for that, don't ask me the direction. Ahhhh, or questions we all know the answer to. K?
did you say choke me up as a play on words, or was it a freudian slip?

:)

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#7 Jun 24, 2013
Joe wrote:
If you had to choose off a list of the following choices
1. Not important at all
2. Important but that doesnt mean it has to be big
3. I like em big
4. Not important if the guy knows what he's doing
its not how big the worm is, its how much wiggle there is...
:)

that help?
lol
pleasureandpain

Melbourne, Australia

#8 Jun 24, 2013
if it has an angle to the left or to the right
or if it points to the stars and can play all night
if it's small and described like this
come on over and dip it in.

AIias - Trish
Level 5

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#9 Jun 24, 2013
reebie wrote:
<quoted text>
did you say choke me up as a play on words, or was it a freudian slip?
:)
Ooops!
;~)

OMG - RED WARNING ,,.... be polite?
POST ANYWAYS... haahahaha, that's what got me into trouble with the original to this here CLONE account.:O

Sorry Topix, I'll behave a minute or two again ...:)
Beg 2 Differ

United States

#10 Jun 24, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
Most women have more important things to do than worry about how big their penis is :)
You're forgetting about our two resident metrosexual drama queens. I hear they measure them to the millimeter in Portland.

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#12 Jun 24, 2013
well more important is---
spending quality time with me...check
appreciating me...check
understanding me...check
have fun with me...check
hugs, kisses, calls, texts...check

and yeah...that too...check

“Clowns taste funny”

Level 1

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#14 Jun 24, 2013
pleasureandpain wrote:
if it has an angle to the left or to the right
or if it points to the stars and can play all night
if it's small and described like this
come on over and dip it in.
Touch my whistle see it blow,
Mine zigzags and it's on fer show.
It's great at parties does lots of tricks,
This old clown has a novelty d---

“HEY! Who voted for Jared”

Since: Jun 08

Kushner? No One? Thot so.....

#15 Jun 24, 2013
...how important is penis size to women.....?

has something new been added? when did this happen?! typically, i missed the memo, or didn't read the POD.

i'll just let them worry about 'size' for a while.....it's their turn, anyway.
night machine

Saint Peters, MO

#16 Mar 5, 2014
Just Ola I loved your last post. Wish more were that way.
Old Sam you still crack me up.

“The Beast Within”

Level 5

Since: Oct 12

Paradise, Calif

#17 Mar 5, 2014
clown detector wrote:
<quoted text>Touch my whistle see it blow,
Mine zigzags and it's on fer show.
It's great at parties does lots of tricks,
This old clown has a novelty d---
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL!

BWANA DIK

http://youtu.be/ZvCAHaTomww

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W0rd

Jackson, MO

#18 Mar 5, 2014
night machine wrote:
Just Ola I loved your last post. Wish more were that way.
Old Sam you still crack me up.
Hmmm .. I agree it was a brilliant post from Ola, but I had a HARD time reading that from you with all the sexually charged posts you make. Just sayin'.
reebie wrote:
<quoted text>
did you say choke me up as a play on words, or was it a freudian slip?
:)
Even some of the typos are on purpose;)

.
PFfff wrote:
<quoted text>
its not how big the worm is, its how much wiggle there is...
:)
that help?
lol
# FOUR
night machine

Saint Peters, MO

#19 Jun 2, 2014
The band Dr. Dick has a song with a funny title.
"Is This A Party, Or A Dick Measuring Contest?"

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Don't Change For No One..

#20 Jun 2, 2014
whats all of this now....why does this all matter the size of someone the bigness of the boobs..what happened to manners.attitude..respect..com e on there are other things that are more important..at least it is for this lady..IMOO

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