>..< wheezy

Huntington, WV

#441 Apr 4, 2013
Ignore them
Don't feed them & whatever u do don't do them :)

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Spotted World

#442 Apr 4, 2013
[QUOTE who=">..< wheezy"]Ignore them
Don't feed them & whatever u do don't do them :)[/QUOTE]

Like that works. I was riding through a parking lot on a bicycle. I had come back from church, ate, bought some groceries, and was heading back home. I ignored this guy that hollered out to me and demanded that I come over there. I just left. Well, he passed me 4-5 times. I wasn't sure if I should have called the cops or not. I was terrified. I finally jumped off, dared him to fight me, and asked what his GD problem was. He drove off. It was a shame he was too stupid to see I was saying no by ignoring him. How much you want to bet the sorry scum was "married?" For all we know, maybe they both have the AIDS. It is sad that my county is in the top 20 for new AIDS and Syphilis cases, according to the CDC. That is what their harassment and immoral behavior earns them, and they want to give these "gifts" to others.

“another beer ? sure why not”

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Bermuda Triangle

#443 Apr 4, 2013
Yea that turned me right the heck off

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#445 Apr 4, 2013
esther wrote:
fart?
lol

Since: Feb 10

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#446 Apr 4, 2013
Smile and have only three teeth.

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Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#447 Apr 4, 2013
PLAY DRESS-UP...Dress him in YOUR clothes!!

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Spotted World

#448 Apr 5, 2013
Pull their "switch" to turn them off. May need to pull it about 50 times or so... ;-)

Level 7

Since: Dec 12

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#449 Apr 5, 2013
Tell him your married!.........well sometimes that don't work either..........good luck!

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#450 Apr 6, 2013
Did someone find a way? That would be a first in the history of man.

“Have A Blessed & Happy”

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<3 Easter <3

#451 Apr 6, 2013
put him to sleep with talking ...you no on and on and on
>.<

Huntington, WV

#452 Apr 6, 2013
Let him read topix sat morning after all the drinking sleeze bags have been up all night feelin frogy.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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Since: Jun 11

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#453 Apr 6, 2013
Insist that he view your entire 500+ count beanie baby collection, giving him the history of how and when she got each one and that he participate in tonight's beanie baby auction with you.
Weirdo Patrol

Medford, NY

#454 Apr 6, 2013
Own more than 1 cat.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#455 May 9, 2013
NO!!..Think that will work??

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Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#456 May 9, 2013
ASK them a PERSONAL Question...WORKS EVERYTIME!!

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#457 May 9, 2013
just_ola wrote:
<quoted text>Summer 2011 I drank too much too fast & got sick as heck...I was soooooo embarrassed the next morning...he thought it was cute...go figure...
I was away from my wife for like a month one time. I finally fly back home and we were so excited to see each other.

Kids are in bed ... We have a few cocktails (she's a total light weight)... She had one too many grape vodkas and 7-ups. It didn't hit her right away.

She's riding me on top and I'm going to town bouncing her up and down. She's like ahhh, sublime just one second ... I'm not feeling well and all this bouncing up and down is not helping ... Just give me a second. I'm like okay.

5 minutes later she's praying to the porcelain god and crying about how she ruined the night (I didn't care, but try reasoning with a drunk person).

Festivities postponed until the next day, lol.

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#458 May 9, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
<quoted text>
I was away from my wife for like a month one time. I finally fly back home and we were so excited to see each other.
Kids are in bed ... We have a few cocktails (she's a total light weight)... She had one too many grape vodkas and 7-ups. It didn't hit her right away.
She's riding me on top and I'm going to town bouncing her up and down. She's like ahhh, sublime just one second ... I'm not feeling well and all this bouncing up and down is not helping ... Just give me a second. I'm like okay.
5 minutes later she's praying to the porcelain god and crying about how she ruined the night (I didn't care, but try reasoning with a drunk person).
Festivities postponed until the next day, lol.
She could had vomited on you..LOL

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#459 May 9, 2013
Let him see picture of me...That will do it..LOL

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#460 May 9, 2013
Another night I took her out on my bike (kids were gone with our parents). I got her all liquored up at this Mexican restaurant. We were on my bike ... On the way home she's practically raping me and telling me she loves a bad boy on a bike. Sucking on my neck ... grabbing my d'.

I get her home and we go to town for about an hour. After we are done, I hop in the shower ... She hops in the bath.

We both get out and she just jumps on the bed and is laying there butt naked with no cover on and I'm just looking at her body. Boom we start going at it again right after our shower and bath (not an hour that time ... I'm good, but not that good ... I need a little recovery time ... maybe like 15 minutes that time).

We finish and I say, "mmmmm that was a good round too babe." She's just laying there and she's like, "no, no round two." I said, "but that was round two." She again says, "no, no round two." I'm like, "babe that was round two ... don't you remember we had sex right before this and I took a shower and you took a bath afterwards."

She total did not remember the first romp at all, lol.

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#461 May 9, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>She could had vomited on you..LOL
Yep, she totally could have. Note to self ... Next time she's that drunk .... Missionary.

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