How to turn off men

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Winnfield, LA

#418 Apr 2, 2013
seriously the original wrote:
Gag and act like your sick.
Summer 2011 I drank too much too fast & got sick as heck...I was soooooo embarrassed the next morning...he thought it was cute...go figure...

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#419 Apr 2, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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Summer 2011 I drank too much too fast & got sick as heck...I was soooooo embarrassed the next morning...he thought it was cute...go figure...
... you forgot the me holdin your hair back for ya part ...
lindsey lohan

Los Angeles, CA

#420 Apr 2, 2013
Ask to borrow some of their drugs.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#421 Apr 2, 2013
BRAG about how GOOOOD he is in bed...at his parent's Dinner Party...

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#422 Apr 3, 2013
Boss him around.
Tell him he better be ready to perform when you snap your finger.
If he doesn't run, he's not a man.

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

Location hidden

#423 Apr 3, 2013
bite your nails.
Two Footer

Medford, NY

#424 Apr 3, 2013
Leave the bathroom door open while your dropping a deuce.
>..<

Huntington, WV

#425 Apr 3, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
BRAG about how GOOOOD he is in bed...at his parent's Dinner Party...
u r sooo classy

Level 2

Since: Mar 13

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#426 Apr 3, 2013
The magic words LETS GO SHOPPING
Just Sayin

Medford, NY

#427 Apr 3, 2013
josie23 wrote:
The magic words LETS GO SHOPPING
.....unless your shopping for lingerie or a third female sex partner for a menage......

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Winnfield, LA

#428 Apr 3, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... you forgot the me holdin your hair back for ya part ...
HA...YOU have ALWAYS been there for me =)))

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#429 Apr 3, 2013
just_ola wrote:
<quoted text>
HA...YOU have ALWAYS been there for me =)))
... somebody's got to watch you and i got the short straw ...

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Winnfield, LA

#430 Apr 3, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... somebody's got to watch you and i got the short straw ...
awwww. but ya know how to use it =)

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#431 Apr 3, 2013
Tell them you don't cook, clean or have sex!!

But if you want to turn them on just dab alittle bacon grease behind your ear, and wear only an apron and a smile..:)

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#432 Apr 3, 2013
Talk about marriage.

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

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#433 Apr 3, 2013
But if you want to turn them on just dab alittle bacon grease behind

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#434 Apr 4, 2013
Frontal Lobotomy

“Still Waters Run Deep”

Level 6

Since: Sep 11

Waters Edge

#437 Apr 4, 2013
Give them everything they want. Do everything for them. Always be there for them.

Level 1

Since: Jan 12

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#438 Apr 4, 2013
Look, sound or smell like Harley Holey

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#440 Apr 4, 2013
NIBBLE on HIS entire Five Course dinner... in front of his pals!!!

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