How to turn off men

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#312 Mar 28, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>
...no way I'm gonna touch those things...
Not even at the store??.Your woman would be hurting if she need some and none at home and asked you to put her some up...Which I never ask my man to do that..

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#313 Mar 28, 2013
SHARE your popcorn WITH the DUDE sitting NEXT to your Boyfriend..

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#314 Mar 28, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
switch, button, knob, handle, unplug, short-out,
over-load, etc.
Sweet! I think will settle with the 'over-load'.

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Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#315 Mar 28, 2013
Got your mind in the gutter again?
:)

Lynchburg, VA

#316 Mar 28, 2013
Tell um you've tt his "friend" & u two need to have a lil talk.

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

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#317 Mar 28, 2013
Tell him your name is Lorena Bobbitt

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#318 Mar 28, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
Got your mind in the gutter again?
uh-huh~:0}~

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

You'll Know Your True Friends.

#319 Mar 28, 2013
give him the eye and put a pair of scissors on the table..and look at him again..and smile..:O)

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#320 Mar 28, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
Tell him your name is Lorena Bobbitt
I thought of what she did before she even did it..My guy was holding on for dear life and saying NO! NO!

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#321 Mar 28, 2013
Just laugh at them.

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#322 Mar 28, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
Just laugh at them.
Walking into my wifes bathroom is quite the turnoff. So many Nik naks, doo dads, makeup implements,creams, gels and what not clutter the counter top I'd be afraid to use the sink...

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

You'll Know Your True Friends.

#323 Mar 28, 2013
hey look at that stuff ENZO and know thats what it takes to make us beautifull for you guys...LOL..
look out for thr panties,bras and stockings.
LOL.some womens bathrooms are like going thru a battlefield....
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#324 Mar 29, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
hey look at that stuff ENZO and know thats what it takes to make us beautifull for you guys...LOL..
look out for thr panties,bras and stockings.
LOL.some womens bathrooms are like going thru a battlefield....
.....and the shoes in the closet......holy crap. Enough with the shoes!!!!! FYI.....whenever I'm changing my clothes I throw my loose change in the shoes......
biotch

Lynchburg, VA

#325 Mar 29, 2013
Wake them up two hrs early for work hehe!!!
Oh Jeez

Huntington, NY

#326 Mar 29, 2013
Start acting like your mother.
biotch

Lynchburg, VA

#327 Mar 29, 2013
Yes that would do it!!! He he he I'm gonna start acting like my mother! He hates her lol! Thanks
What The Heck

Huntington, NY

#328 Mar 29, 2013
Ask him if he is gay.

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

You'll Know Your True Friends.

#329 Mar 29, 2013
on that loose change are you trying to see how many shoes you can hit???thats kool..I would be on hands an knees looking for that loose change..LOL...have a good one..

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Since: Dec 12

Cape Town, South Africa

#330 Mar 29, 2013
Why would you woman even want to irritate us men.

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

You'll Know Your True Friends.

#331 Mar 29, 2013
because we can CK...:O)..you guys irritate the hell out of us women..well some do anyway..but this little lady loves it so irritate away..

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