How to turn off men
Or Better Yet

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#250 Mar 26, 2013
Lifelover wrote:
"Ignore their Personal messages.. BUT then Message them when they least expect it.."
Just be yourself.

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~ I See A Rainbow! ~

#251 Mar 26, 2013
Or Better Yet wrote:
<quoted text>Just be yourself.
I am... What you see when you read me..IS what you get.. I am not fake.. I dont play head games..~~No Holds Barred~~ Thats it!!

Since: Nov 12

Hansford, WV

#252 Mar 26, 2013
Lifelover wrote:
<quoted text> I am... What you see when you read me..IS what you get.. I am not fake.. I dont play head games..~~No Holds Barred~~ Thats it!!
Ruddy is that you

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

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Christmas: The Birth of Jesus

#253 Mar 26, 2013
just say(shut up and kiss me) they are off...LOL

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#254 Mar 26, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
just say(shut up and kiss me) they are off...LOL
hmmm that one always works for me...Our song is "Are you Gonna Kiss me or Not" cause within 30 mins of first date I asked him "You wanna get this (kiss) over with?" freaked him out!!! The sparks were there & been Stuck Like Glue ever since =)

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#255 Mar 26, 2013
STARE at a Handsome Dude as he walks past the two of you.. GREAT WAY to DITCH..the Boring Date ya have.. WORKS FOR ME..

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

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Since: Mar 12

Christmas: The Birth of Jesus

#256 Mar 26, 2013
hey C.C. especially if he has a cute butt..and fills out those jeans..wow..that works for me too..

“Vintage 1949”

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lightly salted

#257 Mar 26, 2013
Hold up 2 tickets to the opera...
Martha

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#258 Mar 26, 2013
leave your crab ointment medicine on the bathroom counter where he can see it.

SUJ

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make me giggle

#259 Mar 26, 2013
Martha wrote:
leave your crab ointment medicine on the bathroom counter where he can see it.
Or ask him if he has enough left to share.

“Vintage 1949”

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

lightly salted

#260 Mar 26, 2013
Martha wrote:
leave your crab ointment medicine on the bathroom counter where he can see it.
...and don't forget the little nit comb...

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#262 Mar 27, 2013
OMG! Good ideas! I could see it now when dealing with strangers who stop you to talk about sex.

"Hey, I got something I want to show you. You mind holding my AIDS medicine while I did for my KKK and NAMBLA membership cards? Damn public lice comb in the way.[Cough cough] Yeah, my TB is acting up, doc says it is the resistant kind."

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#263 Mar 27, 2013
Too many typos above. Should say:

"Hey, I got something I want to show you. You mind holding my AIDS medicine while I dig for my KKK and NAMBLA membership cards? Damn pubic lice comb in the way.[Cough cough] Yeah, my TB is acting up, doc says it is the resistant kind."

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#264 Mar 27, 2013
Prayer

African_shadows

“A perfect world..”

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Kenya, E.Africa.

#265 Mar 27, 2013
Chastity belt works everytime!

No entry!!!

“Pay attention ....”

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This could be fun

#266 Mar 27, 2013
Dumb

United States

#267 Mar 27, 2013
African_shadows wrote:
Chastity belt works everytime!
No entry!!!
How would you know? Do you wear one on yourass????

“Whip it, whip it good”

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#268 Mar 27, 2013
African_shadows wrote:
Chastity belt works everytime!
No entry!!!
Step into the 21st century
http://gizmodo.com/5569537/condoms-with-teeth...

“Vintage 1949”

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Since: Feb 12

lightly salted

#269 Mar 27, 2013
My wife asking me "Why" when she already knows the answer will will be "I don't know"...

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#270 Mar 27, 2013
Tell him you are in love with him and want to spend the rest of your life with him..on the first date...

p.s. Only if the date isn't going very good.

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