Owner must wait 8 years to 'retrieve' diamond from pet chicken

Sep 4, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: WHIOTV

You've probably heard of the Golden Goose, but what about the diamond chicken? A woman in Britain is dealing with quite a fowl situation after her daughter's beloved pet chicken gobbled up one of her diamond earrings.

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A beautiful and compassionate choice. But I worry about irritable bowel syndrome.

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8 years? If she retrieves it now, she'll get a free chicken dinner as an added bonus.

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If someone stole that chicken would it be considered grand larceny?

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This too shall pass. Put the bird on newspapers and scramble the eggs through a sieve.
Now practical thinking.... all chickens of the same type look pretty much identical... depending on the age of the kid... I would seriously weigh the odds of a chick~napping. In a week the miraculous return of a new and improved version of the fiendish feathered diamond plucking clucker.

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http://youtu.be/rA9Ood3-peg...
TY, L. ;)

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SUJ wrote:
This too shall pass. Put the bird on newspapers and scramble the eggs through a sieve.
Now practical thinking.... all chickens of the same type look pretty much identical... depending on the age of the kid... I would seriously weigh the odds of a chick~napping. In a week the miraculous return of a new and improved version of the fiendish feathered diamond plucking clucker.
To you, all chickens look alike. I'll bet to Martians, we all look alike. Remember, they are here to "serve" man.

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Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>To you, all chickens look alike. I'll bet to Martians, we all look alike. Remember, they are here to "serve" man.
It's a cookbook!!
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It's a cookbook!!
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It's a cookbook!!
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Exactly!

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DILF would choke that chicken!

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A noted observer wrote:
DILF would choke that chicken!
Murder most fowl!

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I'd gut it,...

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I'd gut it,...
You're all heart.

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Nope, after the Gizzard,...

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She tried to kill it but chickened out at the last minute.

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Meanwhile, the chicken has created a Power Point presentation showing the expected 8-year outlook on growth of diamond values to convince the owner that it's a very good investment to wait.

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