Owner must wait 8 years to 'retrieve'...

Owner must wait 8 years to 'retrieve' diamond from pet chicken

There are 17 comments on the WHIOTV story from Sep 4, 2013, titled Owner must wait 8 years to 'retrieve' diamond from pet chicken. In it, WHIOTV reports that:

You've probably heard of the Golden Goose, but what about the diamond chicken? A woman in Britain is dealing with quite a fowl situation after her daughter's beloved pet chicken gobbled up one of her diamond earrings.

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#1 Sep 4, 2013
A beautiful and compassionate choice. But I worry about irritable bowel syndrome.

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#2 Sep 4, 2013
8 years? If she retrieves it now, she'll get a free chicken dinner as an added bonus.

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#3 Sep 4, 2013
If someone stole that chicken would it be considered grand larceny?

SUJ

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#4 Sep 4, 2013
This too shall pass. Put the bird on newspapers and scramble the eggs through a sieve.
Now practical thinking.... all chickens of the same type look pretty much identical... depending on the age of the kid... I would seriously weigh the odds of a chick~napping. In a week the miraculous return of a new and improved version of the fiendish feathered diamond plucking clucker.

SUJ

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#5 Sep 4, 2013

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#6 Sep 4, 2013
SUJ wrote:
This too shall pass. Put the bird on newspapers and scramble the eggs through a sieve.
Now practical thinking.... all chickens of the same type look pretty much identical... depending on the age of the kid... I would seriously weigh the odds of a chick~napping. In a week the miraculous return of a new and improved version of the fiendish feathered diamond plucking clucker.
To you, all chickens look alike. I'll bet to Martians, we all look alike. Remember, they are here to "serve" man.

SUJ

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#7 Sep 4, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>To you, all chickens look alike. I'll bet to Martians, we all look alike. Remember, they are here to "serve" man.
It's a cookbook!!
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#9 Sep 4, 2013
SUJ wrote:
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It's a cookbook!!
;D


Well Done,...

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#10 Sep 4, 2013
SUJ wrote:
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It's a cookbook!!
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Exactly!

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#11 Sep 4, 2013
Big Time wrote:
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Well Done,...
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#12 Sep 4, 2013
DILF would choke that chicken!

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#13 Sep 4, 2013
A noted observer wrote:
DILF would choke that chicken!
Murder most fowl!

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#14 Sep 4, 2013
I'd gut it,...

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#15 Sep 4, 2013
Big Time wrote:
I'd gut it,...
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#16 Sep 4, 2013
Nope, after the Gizzard,...

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#17 Sep 5, 2013
She tried to kill it but chickened out at the last minute.

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#18 Sep 5, 2013
Meanwhile, the chicken has created a Power Point presentation showing the expected 8-year outlook on growth of diamond values to convince the owner that it's a very good investment to wait.

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