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May 25, 2013
 
Mister Mysterious wrote:
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I sense a back story here...chuckle...
It is and it's pretty funny, but it's more of an inside really.

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GANNY wrote:
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My aunt and uncle were selling their house. This very nice older gentleman came out one day to look at it. When he was ready to leave his car wouldn't start.
My aunt sees him raise his hood and goes out onto the porch to see what the problem is.
He tells her his battery has run down, and at this time my uncle steps out on the other side of the porch. He asks what is the problem, of which my aunt yells to him and says, "This man needs j@cked off, can you help him?
My uncle automatically goes straight to angry, thinking this man is trying to add a new condition onto the house deal.
The man at the car starts laughing, not knowing my uncle is upset, and my aunt is standing there waiting on an answer...
Thank goodness my uncle realized what the man needed, and that my aunt was not mechanically literate.
lol

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GANNY wrote:
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My aunt and uncle were selling their house. This very nice older gentleman came out one day to look at it. When he was ready to leave his car wouldn't start.
My aunt sees him raise his hood and goes out onto the porch to see what the problem is.
He tells her his battery has run down, and at this time my uncle steps out on the other side of the porch. He asks what is the problem, of which my aunt yells to him and says, "This man needs j@cked off, can you help him?
My uncle automatically goes straight to angry, thinking this man is trying to add a new condition onto the house deal.
The man at the car starts laughing, not knowing my uncle is upset, and my aunt is standing there waiting on an answer...
Thank goodness my uncle realized what the man needed, and that my aunt was not mechanically literate.
I love a happy ending!

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#1654
May 25, 2013
 
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>lol
No, but we can get you a beer?
I don't drink beer .. What else you got ?

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#1655
May 25, 2013
 
Ricky F wrote:
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No, but we can get you a beer?
My ears were ringing.

In ready for a few ... Celebrate hawks winning! They are still down 3-2 in the series.

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GANNY wrote:
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My aunt and uncle were selling their house. This very nice older gentleman came out one day to look at it. When he was ready to leave his car wouldn't start.
My aunt sees him raise his hood and goes out onto the porch to see what the problem is.
He tells her his battery has run down, and at this time my uncle steps out on the other side of the porch. He asks what is the problem, of which my aunt yells to him and says, "This man needs j@cked off, can you help him?
My uncle automatically goes straight to angry, thinking this man is trying to add a new condition onto the house deal.
The man at the car starts laughing, not knowing my uncle is upset, and my aunt is standing there waiting on an answer...
Thank goodness my uncle realized what the man needed, and that my aunt was not mechanically literate.
Bahahaha! That's too funny!

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May 25, 2013
 
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
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I don't drink beer .. What else you got ?
For you, Vodka and Tonic! lol

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Sublime1 wrote:
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My ears were ringing.
In ready for a few ... Celebrate hawks winning! They are still down 3-2 in the series.
We have a few for you, in fact we brought in plenty for the block party and Jed is out back making more moonshine!

So drink up!!

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Bahahaha! That's too funny!
How about you, want something to drink?

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May 25, 2013
 
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>God I hope not! lol
Oh, one of them.

I referred to someone as being that special kinda of crazy, you know the kind that you'd be standing around with her, and all the sudden, she would start trying to bite her own face.

Ya gotta watch them kind...

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May 25, 2013
 
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>How about you, want something to drink?
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:O

You best get me a beer after you pinched my azz. ;)

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Ricky F wrote:
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After her post earlier, I tried jumping her this morning, but I got the red letter warning and my post got ghosted, lmao!!! I didn't even say anything that bad. I must be on double probation.

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Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>We have a few for you, in fact we brought in plenty for the block party and Jed is out back making more moonshine!

So drink up!!
Just saw on the news by me that some dude got busted with a bunch of moonshine by me. I think that is the dumbest law, ever.

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May 25, 2013
 
Ferrerman wrote:
<quoted text>I love a happy ending!
Me too.. especially when it starts out as a massage rite ;-)

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Mister Mysterious wrote:
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Good lord man, is that what they call that down there? I hope I never breakdown in the gay part of Louisville.
Louisville , TN , rite? Don't worry ..they are all Volunteers.

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This is a momentous occasion for me, I'll hit 50,000 posts tonight and my 6 year birthday here rolls around in 4 days. On May the 29th it will make exactly 6 years for me and my daily average is 22.869 posts per day, a good average considering I used to make many more posts a day.

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Crazy Beautiful wrote:
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Bahahaha! That's too funny!
Thank you, its a true story, the man didn't buy the house either...

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GANNY wrote:
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Oh, one of them.
I referred to someone as being that special kinda of crazy, you know the kind that you'd be standing around with her, and all the sudden, she would start trying to bite her own face.
Ya gotta watch them kind...
That would be be messed up!

Like that bum who got his face chewed off by the guy on bath salts! lol

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Ricky F wrote:
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How are you tonight Ganny?
I'm doing pretty good, hows about you?

How has life treated you today?

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:O
You best get me a beer after you pinched my azz. ;)
lol, I brought you a 6 pack!

(we'll talk later lol)

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