There goes the neighborhood!

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#1632 May 25, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>It wouldn't anyway matter in your old beat up 87 Jag and besides there's holes all in the seat and burn marks and bodily fluid all over the back seats, it smells of cheap hookers and cigarette butts!
Who all have you been doing back there? lol
Someone's been very bus!
I take it, it's not a beautiful day in the neighborhood, lol.

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#1634 May 25, 2013
What happened wrote:
<quoted text>
I thought this was little Ricky's fun place.
Easy Laura

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#1635 May 25, 2013
RADEKT wrote:
Enzo , I need you to do me a favor and make me a beautiful cake for my daughters wedding
<quoted text>
Well hey there stranger..how's things going Rad? Happy Memorial day weekend to ya bud...nice to see you again!!

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#1636 May 25, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
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I take it, it's not a beautiful day in the neighborhood, lol.
It's all fun and games till the kids starting getting cuts from all the beer cans in my neighbors yard, it dang near got CPS called in on me! lol

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#1637 May 25, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>Easy Laura
Ya think?? Me too!!

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#1638 May 25, 2013
(pokes head in - sniffs air)

Cheap beer and cigar butts? Why didn't anyone tell me about this place earlier?

I'm calling my friends.

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#1639 May 25, 2013
nuka wrote:
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Ya think?? Me too!!
I do think! LMAO!!

What's happening with you?

NW is hating life right now with his hockey team going down.

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#1640 May 25, 2013
Mister Mysterious wrote:
(pokes head in - sniffs air)
Cheap beer and cigar butts? Why didn't anyone tell me about this place earlier?
I'm calling my friends.
We're having a block party tonight but be on the lookout for a drunk big girl stumbling through the street mumbling something about A crew who dumped her a while back. She's still in denial!

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#1641 May 25, 2013
Hey that was a compliment! Why the judgements? This is my kind of place.

Can someone get me a chair? That uh, doesn't have bodily fluids on it?

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#1642 May 25, 2013
Crazy Beautiful wrote:
Geez! My fricken car won't start! Can anyone give me a jump? ;)
My aunt and uncle were selling their house. This very nice older gentleman came out one day to look at it. When he was ready to leave his car wouldn't start.

My aunt sees him raise his hood and goes out onto the porch to see what the problem is.

He tells her his battery has run down, and at this time my uncle steps out on the other side of the porch. He asks what is the problem, of which my aunt yells to him and says, "This man needs [email protected] off, can you help him?

My uncle automatically goes straight to angry, thinking this man is trying to add a new condition onto the house deal.

The man at the car starts laughing, not knowing my uncle is upset, and my aunt is standing there waiting on an answer...

Thank goodness my uncle realized what the man needed, and that my aunt was not mechanically literate.

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#1643 May 25, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>We're having a block party tonight but be on the lookout for a drunk big girl stumbling through the street mumbling something about A crew who dumped her a while back. She's still in denial!
Is she naked?

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#1644 May 25, 2013
Mister Mysterious wrote:
Hey that was a compliment! Why the judgements? This is my kind of place.
Can someone get me a chair? That uh, doesn't have bodily fluids on it?
lol

No, but we can get you a beer?

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#1645 May 25, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>We're having a block party tonight but be on the lookout for a drunk big girl stumbling through the street mumbling something about A crew who dumped her a while back. She's still in denial!
I sense a back story here...chuckle...

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#1646 May 25, 2013
GANNY wrote:
<quoted text>
My aunt and uncle were selling their house. This very nice older gentleman came out one day to look at it. When he was ready to leave his car wouldn't start.
My aunt sees him raise his hood and goes out onto the porch to see what the problem is.
He tells her his battery has run down, and at this time my uncle steps out on the other side of the porch. He asks what is the problem, of which my aunt yells to him and says, "This man needs [email protected] off, can you help him?
My uncle automatically goes straight to angry, thinking this man is trying to add a new condition onto the house deal.
The man at the car starts laughing, not knowing my uncle is upset, and my aunt is standing there waiting on an answer...
Thank goodness my uncle realized what the man needed, and that my aunt was not mechanically literate.
Good lord man, is that what they call that down there? I hope I never breakdown in the gay part of Louisville.

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#1647 May 25, 2013
GANNY wrote:
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Is she naked?
God I hope not! lol

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#1648 May 25, 2013
Uh.....not that there would be any reason for me to be in the gay part of Louisville.

Doh.

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#1649 May 25, 2013
Mister Mysterious wrote:
Hey that was a compliment! Why the judgements? This is my kind of place.
Can someone get me a chair? That uh, doesn't have bodily fluids on it?
...just the crowd from the topix forum...and don't expect a chair without bodily fluids...

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#1650 May 25, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>lol
No, but we can get you a beer?
Sure, and a tall glass of Canadian bourbon to wash it down with, sir.

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#1651 May 25, 2013
Mister Mysterious wrote:
<quoted text>
I sense a back story here...chuckle...
It is and it's pretty funny, but it's more of an inside really.

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#1652 May 25, 2013
GANNY wrote:
<quoted text>
My aunt and uncle were selling their house. This very nice older gentleman came out one day to look at it. When he was ready to leave his car wouldn't start.
My aunt sees him raise his hood and goes out onto the porch to see what the problem is.
He tells her his battery has run down, and at this time my uncle steps out on the other side of the porch. He asks what is the problem, of which my aunt yells to him and says, "This man needs [email protected] off, can you help him?
My uncle automatically goes straight to angry, thinking this man is trying to add a new condition onto the house deal.
The man at the car starts laughing, not knowing my uncle is upset, and my aunt is standing there waiting on an answer...
Thank goodness my uncle realized what the man needed, and that my aunt was not mechanically literate.
lol

How are you tonight Ganny?

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