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“We're having a heat wave...”

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Since: Jun 11

a tropical heat wave!

#1471 May 22, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
<quoted text>
Do you ever scrub the floor on your knees?
;p
Well, actually, I was going for a laugh, thinking of the old Carol Burnett Charwoman character. Are you familiar with her? I tried to think of the least sexy thing I could come up with.

But lo and behold, fact is stranger than fiction.....I have just vacuumed and mopped my kitchen floor! And I looked very sexy doing it too!

:)

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#1472 May 22, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
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LMAO.
That TOTALLY reminds me of something the dad of my childhood friend would say. He was a dairy farmer. He had a sense of humor like yours. The best memories of my childhood were on that farm.
The grandparents, who owned it, sold it when I was in high school. It was hard on them and even me to see them bulldoze down all the buildings (they only kept the house). I know the grandma used to cry and they regretted the decision (I would some over and use their tractor to cut the grass for them if they went out of town after they sold the farm), but they got a couple million out of it.
My buddy’s family ended up moving way up to Wisconsin on a farm (soil wasn't as good ... where I grew up we had feet of the blackest earth you ever did see), after they sold it (they were like a second family … I would go on their family vacations with them … it sucked when they moved). I went up and spent the whole summer there one year, right after they moved. I did work, but I was just there to visit and was surprised when they paid me a couple hundred dollars right before I left. That was a lot of money for me at that time. I would have done it for free and thought I had.
He called me out of the blue a few months ago (we lost touch). He’s still farming up in Wisconsin, but his dad got out of it and his brother doesn’t farm. Only my buddy does. He says it’s changed so much since we were boys and a lot of the barn stuff is all automated. I remember helping him with his chores scrapping the poop in the gutter, liming the floor every afternoon, feeding the cows hay as they were milked, and giving bottles to the calves, as his dad did the milking, a lot of days after school and all during the summer so we could get everything done and ride motorcycles or play. I got to drive tractors too. Doesn’t get much better than that for a boy. Good people.
I was always amazed at how they could fix anything that broke on the farm. I mean anything … tractors, equipment, anything. Ever since then, I always wanted to be a farmer, but it’s something you have to be born into, not just from the land aspect, but the knowhow aspect.
WE all have the makings of ANYTHING we want to be... AND can tackle any FIXIN' that NEEDS to be done..JUST BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!!

“We're having a heat wave...”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

a tropical heat wave!

#1473 May 22, 2013
John_Dear wrote:
<quoted text>I am sorry Dickens . Tell ya its way more pretty women than their are handsome men . The only women that skeeer me anymore are Retired School Teachers . My last x was an when she retire she went wild . Bought her a convertible BMW and went looking for them young guys with 6 pack abs an this old farmer flew the chickie coupe .
Ah, Dad, I was just trying to play with you a little. I bet you remember the Carol Burnett character, don't you?

Truthfully, I think a man who is tanned and tough from toiling in his fields under the blazing southern sun is as sexy as they come.

:)

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#1474 May 22, 2013
John_Dear wrote:
<quoted text>Daymn I knew my lens reflection would get me caught . Perse let me see how your pictures turn out and I will make ya an offer if there good on the money split but I promise I will never post them anywhere ,,Honest .
Bysexytopixladiespictures@dads noshareinfo.com
LOL.

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#1475 May 22, 2013
Dickens1 wrote:
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Well, actually, I was going for a laugh, thinking of the old Carol Burnett Charwoman character. Are you familiar with her? I tried to think of the least sexy thing I could come up with.
But lo and behold, fact is stranger than fiction.....I have just vacuumed and mopped my kitchen floor! And I looked very sexy doing it too!
:)
LMAO. If it helps make it unsexy, I'll just think of my dear old grandma. That's how she always cleaned the floor.

She's 92 now now can't do that anymore ... she has stomach cancer and only has 8-months to a year to live. They thought it was smaller and did an operation to try to remove it, but when they got her open, it was bigger than they thought.

My mom has been shouldering the load of caring for her (she stayed with my folks after the operation) and taking her to all her appointments ... all the rest of her sisters are worried about who is getting what.

“Have mercy”

Level 3

Since: May 13

On a liar's soul

#1476 May 22, 2013
You go gurl wrote:
A real man would have sued him!
LOL, a real man wouldn't be acting like a little girl and posting for attention. You go gurl!
<snickers>

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#1478 May 22, 2013
Bad Bex wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL, a real man wouldn't be acting like a little girl and posting for attention. You go gurl!
<snickers>
LOL! He's gonna need that snickers too...he's got a "horse" to feed.

“We're having a heat wave...”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

a tropical heat wave!

#1479 May 22, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
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LMAO. If it helps make it unsexy, I'll just think of my dear old grandma. That's how she always cleaned the floor.
She's 92 now now can't do that anymore ... she has stomach cancer and only has 8-months to a year to live. They thought it was smaller and did an operation to try to remove it, but when they got her open, it was bigger than they thought.
My mom has been shouldering the load of caring for her (she stayed with my folks after the operation) and taking her to all her appointments ... all the rest of her sisters are worried about who is getting what.
I'm very sorry to hear that about your grandmother. I hope she still enjoys moments of happiness. I have always loved to sit and listen to older folks talk. I'm a history buff and our elders are living treasures.

And I'm sorry about that unpleasant family business. I've lived through that myself....I know the hurt of it.
LuAnn D

Phoenix, AZ

#1480 May 22, 2013
Man you guys just keep going with all the fun :)51

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#1481 May 22, 2013
Sorry to hear that, Sublime.

:(
Dr Ben Gahzi

Hoffman Estates, IL

#1482 May 22, 2013
I'd sue the snot out of anybody who tried to operate on a 92 year old. It generally doesn't do them good to be cut open.

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#1483 May 23, 2013
John_Dear wrote:
<quoted text>Mittens ya would agree to anything if a cold beers involved in it .
Good afternoon friends .
You're giving away free cold beer?

That's what I heard! free beer for the neighborhood

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#1484 May 23, 2013
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
<quoted text>I just show up for the good looking men ... like Dad :)
And free beer!

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

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Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#1485 May 23, 2013
Dickens1 wrote:
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Ah, Dad, I was just trying to play with you a little. I bet you remember the Carol Burnett character, don't you?
Truthfully, I think a man who is tanned and tough from toiling in his fields under the blazing southern sun is as sexy as they come.
:)
The least sexy person I can come up with is that NASTY Azz chick wearing the pig tails and clown makeup on the towing show, is it Lizard lick or another one? I can't watch those, they're too fake, but that chick makes me want to hurl!

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#1487 May 23, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
<quoted text>
LMAO. If it helps make it unsexy, I'll just think of my dear old grandma. That's how she always cleaned the floor.
She's 92 now now can't do that anymore ... she has stomach cancer and only has 8-months to a year to live. They thought it was smaller and did an operation to try to remove it, but when they got her open, it was bigger than they thought.
My mom has been shouldering the load of caring for her (she stayed with my folks after the operation) and taking her to all her appointments ... all the rest of her sisters are worried about who is getting what.
Sorry to hear that man, my friend just passed with the same thing, I'll send positive thoughts and prayers your way! Cancer sux!!

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

"True Love Never Ends "

#1489 May 23, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>And free beer!
I'll just make some Southern Sweet Tea if you don't mind.

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

"True Love Never Ends "

#1490 May 23, 2013
Whose Cooking/Grilling out this weekend? I need some ideas. Steaks, hamburgers, hotdogs .....

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

"True Love Never Ends "

#1491 May 23, 2013
Opps ..that was ... Who is

LOL ...I'm a redneck!

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Since: Feb 08

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#1492 May 23, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>Chris! You're alive!!
Great to see ya! Did you just get out of the pen for beating up some of those councilmen? lol
OMG...now that's a good one! Actually soon it will be the other way around. ;)
All is well here. Just been busy with kids. My 17 year old niece is now living with me. Boy oh boy, that girl keeps me on my toes. How are you doing?

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#1493 May 23, 2013
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
<quoted text>Welcome to Ricky's neighborhood.
Thanks for the welcome Hatti. Nice to be here in Ricky's neighborhood.

Hope everyone has a good day!

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