“Insert useless statement here.”

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Since: Feb 08

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#13988 Dec 12, 2013
Good Morning Neighbors! Today I am going to pull the plug on my neighbors christmas lights. You can see his house from the hubble space telescope. First I need COFFEE!!(and lots of it)

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#13989 Dec 12, 2013
Chris - PSL wrote:
<quoted text>LMAO!! I promise to put the gators on a short leash. Got the beer on ice and all the chairs are sitting empty poolside....waiting for all of ya'll.
lol
LOL!

Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#13990 Dec 12, 2013
Just dropping by for a quick hello.

So how's that cold air from Canuckistan working out for ya? Like a creeping death over the land eh...well, suck it up...lol

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Level 8

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#13992 Dec 12, 2013
Bring it baby. 10-16 inches Saturday night into Sunday.
Sub arctic temps and a wind chill to boot.
It ain't winter unless your pee freezes before it hits the ground.

“For F***'s Sake”

Level 1

Since: Aug 13

Tanner Flats

#13993 Dec 12, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
Bring it baby. 10-16 inches Saturday night into Sunday.
Sub arctic temps and a wind chill to boot.
It ain't winter unless your pee freezes before it hits the ground.
I know what that's like, I did a job in Fairbanks Alaska in the middle of December, 40 below was no fun!

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Level 8

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#13994 Dec 13, 2013
Yeah, 40 below is no picnic. I've done vinyl siding in -20. Its sporty being up a ladder and having your eyelids freeze shut from watering.
All set with that thank you...

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#13995 Dec 13, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
Bring it baby. 10-16 inches Saturday night into Sunday.
Sub arctic temps and a wind chill to boot.
It ain't winter unless your pee freezes before it hits the ground.
Did you see where the beer froze in their cups at the Bears game Monday night? lol

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Level 8

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#13996 Dec 14, 2013
I still haven't gotten a TV........
I really don't miss it that much.
I can watch most of what I want online and do Pats games at the tavern around the corner.
I have a 55 gal fish tank in the living room to stare at right now.

“Sitting Pretty”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

I ain't Misbehavin'

#13997 Dec 14, 2013
I believe it's called...Urban Decay

“Sitting Pretty”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

I ain't Misbehavin'

#13998 Dec 14, 2013
It's not a pretty sight...I see.

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Level 5

Since: Feb 08

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#13999 Dec 17, 2013
Just heard on the news. The state of Florida could be sunned- in for the next several days. Residents have been urged to hunker down at your nearest beach and/or tiki bar for further instructions. Use extreme caution when braving this blizzard of sunshine, preferably SPF30. We are asking our friends and relatives to the north to please keep us in their thoughts as we deal with two feet buried in the sand!!!!!!

“For F***'s Sake”

Level 1

Since: Aug 13

Tanner Flats

#14000 Dec 17, 2013
Chris - PSL wrote:
Just heard on the news. The state of Florida could be sunned- in for the next several days. Residents have been urged to hunker down at your nearest beach and/or tiki bar for further instructions. Use extreme caution when braving this blizzard of sunshine, preferably SPF30. We are asking our friends and relatives to the north to please keep us in their thoughts as we deal with two feet buried in the sand!!!!!!
You're horrible! LOL

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

Level 5

Since: Oct 08

I HAVE BAD JOCK ITCH!

#14001 Dec 20, 2013
Chris - PSL wrote:
Just heard on the news. The state of Florida could be sunned- in for the next several days. Residents have been urged to hunker down at your nearest beach and/or tiki bar for further instructions. Use extreme caution when braving this blizzard of sunshine, preferably SPF30. We are asking our friends and relatives to the north to please keep us in their thoughts as we deal with two feet buried in the sand!!!!!!
Now I's know what not to get you's for Christmas!

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

Level 5

Since: Oct 08

I HAVE BAD JOCK ITCH!

#14002 Dec 20, 2013
I's still on trail with Donkey delivering toys to all village children, it take us long time. If anyone want to buy me present, I's need faster Donkey hahah, I's just kidding (Donkey giving me evil stair right now). Feliz Navidad!

Is anyone else waiting until December 22nd to Christmas shop? Just in case the Mayans were right?

There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving.

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

Level 8

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#14003 Dec 20, 2013
Haha! Good morning everyone!((HUGS))

“Insert useless statement here.”

Level 5

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#14004 Dec 20, 2013
Good Morning everyone!! Happy Friday!!!

I am so excited for tomorrow and wanted to share it.

I belong to a chapter of the Blue Knights M/C. This is our first year of placing boxes around the city to collect toys. We are full! So tomorrow we are heading up to Titusville to the Police Museum with a long line of motorcycles and trucks full of toys. Other chapters will meet us along the road. The toys will go to fallen officer's children all across the country.

I'm so honored to be apart of this! I'm an emotional kind of gal. I'm sure tomorrow I won't have dry eyes.

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!

((((HUGS))))

“Insert useless statement here.”

Level 5

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#14005 Dec 20, 2013
Voyeur wrote:
<quoted text>Now I's know what not to get you's for Christmas!
Coal?(lol)

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Level 5

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#14006 Dec 20, 2013
USA_1 wrote:
<quoted text>You're horrible! LOL
I'm sorry!(No, I'm not) this is my favorite time of the year!! When it's freezing and snowing up north, I call all of my family and friends while I am on the beach. I make them listen to the sound of the waves. Gotta tell you...those phone calls don't last too long. They hang up on me. I can't for the life of me understand why they hang up on me.

lol

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Level 5

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#14007 Dec 20, 2013
Oh btw....did you see my new avatar pic??? That is my son on the boat and me standing in the water at the sand bar, LAST WEEK!!

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#14008 Dec 20, 2013
lol good morning yall. I have a giant ad stuck on the screen most of the time. lol

anyone want to go to Disneyworld? hahaha

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