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#1174 May 16, 2013
Hey guys!

Dickens, my neighbors down the street apparently play tricks on each other.

One day I saw a barrel tied to a tree that had a big red X on it and said something.....A couple days later the family across the street from there had a flock of fake flamingos in his yard! lol

Other things have showed up too since then lol.

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#1175 May 16, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
I took the Evelyn Woodhead sped reding corse in HIGH school! But, it's been awhile! LOL!

It would be hard to apply that here wouldn't it? Or would it? lol

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#1176 May 16, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>Isn't speeding and reading at the same time dangerous?
What about seeding and texting?

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#1177 May 16, 2013
Bad Bex wrote:
Some one catch that wascally wabbit!
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Morning folks, all good in da hood?
That made me think of "Silly Wabbit tricks are for kids" lol

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#1178 May 16, 2013
A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon.

During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand........

The pastor called on him and the little boy said,

"I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.

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#1179 May 16, 2013
Hey peeps . As a child my Dad was in the Moose club . They wanted you to try to get 2 members to sign up each year . If not you got a Filthy Commode in your yard down close to the street and it had a sign that read This Moose Member Isn't Doing His Job !

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#1180 May 16, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon.
During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.
Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand........
The pastor called on him and the little boy said,
"I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.
That was the longest 4 hrs I ever had trying not to step on mine when I walked .

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#1181 May 16, 2013
Not saying hello! Haha!

Hi Perse and Laura!((HUGS))

“100% Princess”

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and totally harmless

#1182 May 16, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>What about seeding and texting?
I always practice save seeding--both hands on the seeder at all times......

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#1183 May 16, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>I always practice save seeding--both hands on the seeder at all times......
That sounds interesting! LOL!

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and totally harmless

#1184 May 16, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
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That sounds interesting! LOL!
you have no idea how interesting it can be....LOL

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Black Rock City, NV

#1185 May 16, 2013
unreals_dad wrote:
Hey peeps . As a child my Dad was in the Moose club . They wanted you to try to get 2 members to sign up each year . If not you got a Filthy Commode in your yard down close to the street and it had a sign that read This Moose Member Isn't Doing His Job !
I know a family of moose.

:)

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#1186 May 16, 2013
Figarooo wrote:
Not saying hello! Haha!
Hi Perse and Laura!((HUGS))
Hello little lady!

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Rockin' USA ;)

#1187 May 16, 2013
YO, Neighbor... GET YOUR FREAKIN' KID'S BALLS.. OUTTA MY Petunias!!!

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#1188 May 16, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
YO, Neighbor... GET YOUR FREAKIN' KID'S BALLS.. OUTTA MY Petunias!!!
Those are too small to be my kids balls . Maybe they are from the neighbor who says the Mother Ship took him for a ride an wears a tin foil hat !

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Florida, USA

#1189 May 17, 2013
Lol,
I gotta go tell that resurection joke Ricky ...thanks man.

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Black Rock City, NV

#1190 May 17, 2013
Figarooo wrote:
Not saying hello! Haha!
Hi Perse and Laura!((HUGS))
Not saying hello either! Hello again, instead!
Lol
Morning y'all.
Road trip! Told one pain she was not welcome. There's no mall there.

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On a liar's soul

#1191 May 17, 2013
Happy Friday!
How's all the hood rats today?
Just kidding, hoping you fine folks enjoy the day.

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On a liar's soul

#1192 May 17, 2013
Oops!
I just noticed my son left his cell phone on the kitchen counter, lol.
What ever will he do!

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#1193 May 17, 2013
Bad Bex wrote:
Oops!
I just noticed my son left his cell phone on the kitchen counter, lol.
What ever will he do!
Now's your chance to play a nasty trick on him and text out that you just came out of the closet to his friends lol or say something like "I'm lost and don't know where I am" or everyone show up at Joe's tonight for a big party! lol

You could really mess him up! lol

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