There goes the neighborhood!

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#13630 Nov 5, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL
lol

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#13631 Nov 5, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>Ever find Chocolate?
Yup, he's back to his spam carpet bombing sessions on the Soldier's thread. LOL

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#13632 Nov 5, 2013
USA_1 wrote:
<quoted text>Yup, he's back to his spam carpet bombing sessions on the Soldier's thread. LOL
He just can't get enough?

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#13633 Nov 5, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>lol
lol
*smoochies*

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#13634 Nov 5, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
<quoted text>lol
*smoochies*
Watch it, my fake Topix internet girlfirnd might find out?! lol

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#13635 Nov 5, 2013
girlfriend lol

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#13636 Nov 5, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>Watch it, my fake Topix internet girlfirnd might find out?! lol
You have so many! Satan has a bunch too but they don't seem to have a problem with it.
LOL

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#13637 Nov 5, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>You drank it all?!
*innocent look**Points at Perse*

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#13638 Nov 5, 2013
Figarooo wrote:
<quoted text>
*innocent look**Points at Perse*
* Bounces off walls*
And I've been talking nonstop ever since!

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#13639 Nov 6, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>I took my son to the beach a couple years ago and we went wading into the water to fish, well a couple days later back at home my shorts got to smelling and I looked in the pockets and there were some dried baby fish and seahorses lol.
Bet you smiled anyway.:) How's it going, sweetie?

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#13640 Nov 6, 2013
Voyeur wrote:
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
*He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
*He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
*He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
*He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
*He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
*He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
*He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
*He is not a SEX MACHINE - He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.
*He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
*He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
*He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES - He has an INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENT.
Now that there's funny, I don't care who you are.

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#13641 Nov 6, 2013
Voyeur wrote:
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
*She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
*She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
*She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
*She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
*She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
*She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
*She does not GET YOU EXCITED - She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT.
*She is not KINKY - She is a CREATIVE CAREGIVER.
*She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.
*She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
*She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
*She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
*She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
*She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
*She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
*She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
*She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
Ditto on my last comment.

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#13643 Nov 7, 2013
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text> Bet you smiled anyway.:) How's it going, sweetie?
I did but they started to smell lol.

I'm doing great WN! Nice to see you back, where did you do?

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#13644 Nov 7, 2013
Maverick 808 wrote:
*snacking on pistachios*
It's a good thing I have a DVR. I never miss my favorite shows.
That's nice

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#13645 Nov 7, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>That's nice
Its all he's got..

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#13646 Nov 7, 2013
Good morning neighbors.

*sets out glue traps for the meeces, lizards, and roof rats*

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#13647 Nov 7, 2013
GANNY wrote:
<quoted text>
Its all he's got..
Hey Ganny! Where you been?

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#13648 Nov 7, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
Good morning neighbors.
*sets out glue traps for the meeces, lizards, and roof rats*
lol, one time we came back to work after the weekend and a whole family of mice were stick to one of those strips, I took them and threw them in the dumpster, still wiggling and all!

I bet our local bum freaked out when he look inside, there's no telling what they run across digging through dumpsters?

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#13649 Nov 7, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>lol, one time we came back to work after the weekend and a whole family of mice were stick to one of those strips, I took them and threw them in the dumpster, still wiggling and all!
I bet our local bum freaked out when he look inside, there's no telling what they run across digging through dumpsters?
LOL!!!! I bet!

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#13650 Nov 7, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>lol, one time we came back to work after the weekend and a whole family of mice were stick to one of those strips, I took them and threw them in the dumpster, still wiggling and all!
I bet our local bum freaked out when he look inside, there's no telling what they run across digging through dumpsters?
You did that to a family of Jerry's? Poor Tom!

lol

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