There goes the neighborhood!

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Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#13445 Oct 15, 2013
The Wife.....


After a delicious dinner and a few drinks the wife leads husband into the bedroom.
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband,
"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," said her husband

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse,
and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra,
and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt,
and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties...
and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill,
and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation

"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused
and excited, to which she replied

"Go look in the garage,"

“Insert useless statement here.”

Level 5

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#13447 Oct 16, 2013
Good Morning Everyone. Middle of the week, it's almost over! Have a good hump day!

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#13448 Oct 16, 2013
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
<quoted text>
Little unknown beach in southern part of North Carolina. Holden Beach... Nice place , quiet and not commercialized
A nude beach?

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Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#13449 Oct 16, 2013
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
I don't know guys, hay is kinda pokey.....can we roll in the grass instead?
Sorry this grass was never intended to roll led in, but rolled up.....lol

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Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#13450 Oct 16, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
The Wife.....
After a delicious dinner and a few drinks the wife leads husband into the bedroom.
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband,
"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," said her husband
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse,
and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra,
and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt,
and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties...
and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill,
and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused
and excited, to which she replied
"Go look in the garage,"
lol

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Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#13451 Oct 16, 2013
Chris - PSL wrote:
Good Morning Everyone. Middle of the week, it's almost over! Have a good hump day!
Not for me, this day is draggggjng!

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Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#13452 Oct 16, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>
A nude beach?
Only at night!:)

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Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#13453 Oct 16, 2013
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh you Sweet lady ...If I had the time , I would have stopped , but that nagging family of mine ... well..they just had to get home . LOL !!
I plan to make it before the end of the year. Believe it or not I have beent there several times lately, always on business and no time to have fun .. but ..the next one will be the fun trip !!
Can you say Lunch , dinner and dancing?! If we have too much fun with lunch we may never make the dinner and dancing ! lol
Oh and the weather was good and bad , but the rest was a very needed.:)
Business, huh? Interesting.

Lunch is grand! But, am always up for fun..Don't 'cha know it!

Maybe we can work around it all.

I have found in life, traveling with family, always makes getting home the key factor of one's vacation. So they can all go to their own 'space' and get out of my face.~laughs~

Am happy you had a good time and made it home safely.

Until then~

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Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#13454 Oct 16, 2013
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
<quoted text>
Only at night!:)
hahah

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Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#13455 Oct 16, 2013

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Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#13456 Oct 16, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
http://toys.usvsth3m.com/crapp er-mapper/
This is for the boys!
Excellent!! lol

I scored 6 out of 10 lol

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Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#13457 Oct 16, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>Excellent!! lol
I scored 6 out of 10 lol
You are a crapper expert! Congratulations!

USA_1

“For F***'s Sake”

Level 1

Since: Aug 13

Tanner Flats

#13459 Oct 16, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>Excellent!! lol
I scored 6 out of 10 lol
After how many beers? LOL

USA_1

“For F***'s Sake”

Level 1

Since: Aug 13

Tanner Flats

#13460 Oct 16, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
The Wife.....
After a delicious dinner and a few drinks the wife leads husband into the bedroom.
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband,
"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," said her husband
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse,
and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra,
and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt,
and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties...
and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill,
and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused
and excited, to which she replied
"Go look in the garage,"
LOL

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#13461 Oct 16, 2013
USA_1 wrote:
<quoted text>LOL
Hello USA
:)

USA_1

“For F***'s Sake”

Level 1

Since: Aug 13

Tanner Flats

#13462 Oct 16, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
<quoted text>
Hello USA
:)
Hi Perse!:)

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#13463 Oct 16, 2013
USA_1 wrote:
<quoted text>Hi Perse!:)
purrrr
:)

Level 9

Since: Sep 11

KENTUCKY

#13464 Oct 16, 2013
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
Once upon a time there as a cadence that went....
Roll me over,
in the clover,
do it to me once or twice,
oh, baby that was nice
anybody remember the rest of the words?
Now, this is number one
And the fun has just begun.
Roll me over, lay me down,
And do it again.

[CHORUS]
Roll me over, in the clover,
Roll me over, lay me down,
And do it again.

Now, this is number two,
And he's got me in a stew.
Roll me over, lay me down,
And do it again.

[CHORUS]

Now, this is number three,
And his hand is on my knee.
Roll me over, lay me down,
And do it again.

[CHORUS]

Now, this is number four,
And he's got me on the floor.
Roll me over, lay me down,
And do it again.

[CHORUS]

Now, this is number five,
And his hand is on my thigh.
Roll me over, lay me down,
And do it again.

[CHORUS]

Now, this is number six,
And he's got me in a fix.
Roll me over, lay me down,
And do it again.

[CHORUS]

Now, this is number seven,
And it's just like being in heaven.
Roll me over, lay me down,
And do it again.

[CHORUS]

Now, this is number eight,
And the doctor's at the gate.
Roll me over, lay me down,
And do it again.

[CHORUS]

Now, this is number nine,
And the twins are doing fine.
Roll me over, lay me down,
And do it again.

[CHORUS]

Now, this is number ten,
And he's started once again.
Roll me over, lay me down,
And do it again.

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#13466 Oct 17, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
<quoted text>You are a crapper expert! Congratulations!
I'm often told I'm full of shyte, I guess they're right!

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#13467 Oct 17, 2013
USA_1 wrote:
<quoted text>After how many beers? LOL
lol

A crapper game is the best they could come up with? lol

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