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Oct 15, 2013
 
Chris - PSL wrote:
Good Morning everyone.
Off to the vet today with my oldest mastiff Justice. Came home from fishing yesterday and he isn't acting like himself. Took him outside, and while he was walking he just fell down. Just want to make sure he's ok. He's getting old, he's 9 and it's breaking my heart.
Then, last night I was playing with my other mastiff Lily (5 yrs. old)and found a quarter sized lump on her floppy ear. I googled it and it looks like its an ear hematoma. Lily will have to go in and have it drained. It's from her shaking her head, since she has long floppy ears, she created a hematoma. I just can't win!!
Last week my other mastiff Gia (8 yrs old)had to go in because she has incontinence. Who knew a dog can get that. The doc says it's normal to have a fixed female go through this. They wanted to prescribe medication that had a ton of side effects. So we decided to go the herbal way. I don't want to drug my dog because she dribbles a little bit of pee on the floor.(thank goodness for tile throughout the house)
I love the big dog, but big dogs don't live as long as the smaller dogs. I convinced myself last night, no more dogs. I can't handle the heartbreak of losing them.:(
Hi Chris.@ Gia, you can find doggie sani-pads at any pet shop supply. They are worn with a little garter belt. It's less irritating than a collar and not near as bulky as doggie diapers. She may appreciate the solution to not dribbling on the floor; and wear them with ease.
The larger dogs are so intelligent. I'd think she is embarrassed and upset with this baffling loss of control too.
Gentle hugs to you for your Justice and the hard path ahead. <3

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Sorry to hear about your pet troubles, Chris.

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Who wants to roll in ze hay? ;)

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Who wants to roll in ze hay? ;)
I do, I do!

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#13439
Oct 15, 2013
 
I don't know guys, hay is kinda pokey.....can we roll in the grass instead?

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Oct 15, 2013
 
Once upon a time there as a cadence that went....

Roll me over,
in the clover,
do it to me once or twice,
oh, baby that was nice

anybody remember the rest of the words?

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Nobody 2 Special wrote:
I don't know guys, hay is kinda pokey.....can we roll in the grass instead?
Sure!

I like the sound of "we." Do you think you both can handle me? RAWR!!!

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Oct 15, 2013
 
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Good morning, Awesome.
You know, I live a few miles from 640 off Western. But who wants to visit on the way home from a holiday.
We'll get together. There just wasn't good enough weather this year for it.
Our date is still on. Maybe next year will be better. I will assume most of the music is out side up in Maryville.
Speaking of weather. The last week or so has been to die for. I really was beginning to think was going to rain straight through to the end of the year. Am amazed it stopped...really.
Hoping you vacation was wonderful and mostly free of rain...
Oh you Sweet lady ...If I had the time , I would have stopped , but that nagging family of mine ... well..they just had to get home . LOL !!

I plan to make it before the end of the year. Believe it or not I have beent there several times lately, always on business and no time to have fun .. but ..the next one will be the fun trip !!

Can you say Lunch , dinner and dancing?! If we have too much fun with lunch we may never make the dinner and dancing ! lol

Oh and the weather was good and bad , but the rest was a very needed.:)

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<quoted text>Hi Chris.@ Gia, you can find doggie sani-pads at any pet shop supply. They are worn with a little garter belt. It's less irritating than a collar and not near as bulky as doggie diapers. She may appreciate the solution to not dribbling on the floor; and wear them with ease.
The larger dogs are so intelligent. I'd think she is embarrassed and upset with this baffling loss of control too.
Gentle hugs to you for your Justice and the hard path ahead. <3
SUJ, thanks for the advice. I wish I could try it, but I know Gia will not tolerate anything on her body. I've tried before, she's chewed them off. Yes, your right Gia is embarrassed. It's sad to see the expression in her eyes when she's realizes what's going on. I pet on her on the head and tell her it's ok. I feel bad.

As for Justice today, they basically say..he's old. He's had two TPLO's and several other surgeries. He's full of osteoarthritis. They did full blood panel, I will know in a couple of days. They prescribed a higher mg of rimadyl. But, they say for a mastiff this old, he looks good for an old man.

Got teary eyed today while at the Vet. I know the unenviable is coming. So not ready for it.

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The Wife.....


After a delicious dinner and a few drinks the wife leads husband into the bedroom.
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband,
"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," said her husband

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse,
and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra,
and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt,
and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties...
and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill,
and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation

"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused
and excited, to which she replied

"Go look in the garage,"

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Oct 16, 2013
 
Good Morning Everyone. Middle of the week, it's almost over! Have a good hump day!

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Oct 16, 2013
 
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
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Little unknown beach in southern part of North Carolina. Holden Beach... Nice place , quiet and not commercialized
A nude beach?

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Oct 16, 2013
 
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
I don't know guys, hay is kinda pokey.....can we roll in the grass instead?
Sorry this grass was never intended to roll led in, but rolled up.....lol

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The Wife.....
After a delicious dinner and a few drinks the wife leads husband into the bedroom.
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband,
"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," said her husband
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse,
and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra,
and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt,
and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties...
and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill,
and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused
and excited, to which she replied
"Go look in the garage,"
lol

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#13451
Oct 16, 2013
 
Chris - PSL wrote:
Good Morning Everyone. Middle of the week, it's almost over! Have a good hump day!
Not for me, this day is draggggjng!

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Oct 16, 2013
 
Ricky F wrote:
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A nude beach?
Only at night!:)

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Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
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Oh you Sweet lady ...If I had the time , I would have stopped , but that nagging family of mine ... well..they just had to get home . LOL !!
I plan to make it before the end of the year. Believe it or not I have beent there several times lately, always on business and no time to have fun .. but ..the next one will be the fun trip !!
Can you say Lunch , dinner and dancing?! If we have too much fun with lunch we may never make the dinner and dancing ! lol
Oh and the weather was good and bad , but the rest was a very needed.:)
Business, huh? Interesting.

Lunch is grand! But, am always up for fun..Don't 'cha know it!

Maybe we can work around it all.

I have found in life, traveling with family, always makes getting home the key factor of one's vacation. So they can all go to their own 'space' and get out of my face.~laughs~

Am happy you had a good time and made it home safely.

Until then~

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Oct 16, 2013
 
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
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Only at night!:)
hahah

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