There goes the neighborhood!

“Big Sur”

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#1074 May 14, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>No but I'll take unused lottery scratch off tickets, prepaid debit cards, jewelry, cars or anything of value? lol
I have a half chewed piece of bubble gum and a shiny new quarter, it's yours. Can I join now?

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

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#1076 May 15, 2013
Good Morning Folks!

Back with us once again for his first ever show right here on There goes the neighborhood! thread is our NOT so favorite squatty body, jiggly fat, baby bottle sucking, diaper wearing dwarf Voyeur!

But before he starts his act, he wants to everyone he loves you almost as much as Donkey!

~~~~~~~~~~


A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.
He stopped and asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?"
The boy replied, "What turkey?"
The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm."
The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!"
The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.
If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?"
The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!"

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

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#1077 May 15, 2013
Q:Which one came first egg or chicken?

A: I don't care I just want my breakfast served.

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

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#1078 May 15, 2013
When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. "Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

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#1079 May 15, 2013
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?" "What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.”I think you're bad luck."

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

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#1080 May 15, 2013
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants,and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him.
She then asked him, "How does that feel?"
To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

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#1081 May 15, 2013
A woman went shopping. She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: milk, cheese, orange juice, half of bread, bar of soap, toothpaste...
All of a sudden the salesman asks her:
- You're single, aren't you?
A bit surprised woman smiles and answers:
- That's right, but how did you guessed that?
- Because you're so ugly.

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

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#1082 May 15, 2013
Two friends were having a discussion about their relatives....
"I'll never amount to anything in life..", said the one friend. "In fact, my uncle is the town drunk.."
"Well...that's not too bad.", replied the other, trying to console his friend. "Where does your uncle live..?"
"New York City..."

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

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#1083 May 15, 2013
Man goes to the doctors and sayes 'doctor, I cant stop my hands from shaking !
' Doctor replies 'do you drink much ?' Man says 'no, I spill most of it !'

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

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#1084 May 15, 2013
There was a guy in a bar one night that got drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk.
When the bar closed, he got up to go home.

As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk.

So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face.
Well, the nun was totally surprised, but before she could do or say anything, he punched her again.
This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt.
Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.

By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much.
So then he leaned over her, put his face right next to hers and said;

"Not very f..kin' strong tonight, are you Batman?"

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

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#1085 May 15, 2013
Thanks folks, that's the end of my show for now!

YOU ROCK!!!!

And please pay tribute to your men & women in uniform

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#1086 May 15, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text> WHAT???...WHO TOSSED WHAT into my yard.. YEAH, take them...and RIP down Fred's Fence down the street for Firewood... WE NEED TO PUT UP A NEW ONE...All neighbors INVITED to help put up a new one..OLD GEEZERS WELCOME!!
Here I brought you a brand new beer can wind chime for your tree out front!

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#1087 May 15, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
<quoted text>
I have a half chewed piece of bubble gum and a shiny new quarter, it's yours. Can I join now?
Is it a shiny new un-circulated quarter from 1901 in mint condition, then heck yeah!

You can keep the gum though lol

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#1088 May 15, 2013
-Pepper wrote:
Happy Hump Day!!!!!
Hey Pepper!

Damn these weeks are flying by?! I do and don't like that lol.

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#1089 May 15, 2013
Hello Ricky and friends!((HUGS))

“<3”

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Black Rock City, NV

#1090 May 15, 2013
LOL. Voyuer cracks me up. Let the humping begin! Weeeee

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#1091 May 15, 2013
Figarooo wrote:
Hello Ricky and friends!((HUGS))
Hey Figgy you're back!

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#1099 May 15, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>Hey Figgy you're back!
I come back now and then. I have been pretty busy lately. Right now I am trying to find out if it is possible to have a hot tub in the basement or even if I can get it down there! Someone said it would be to humid but I will find a way. Hahaha!

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#1101 May 15, 2013
Dave Collins wrote:
<quoted text>
Morning, Ricky.
Got any beer?
NW brought down some of his favorite brew from Canada and some Cross Canadian ragweed!

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#1102 May 15, 2013
lol wrote:
<quoted text>
Hot tubs are great for making semen stew.
Just get in.
Is that what you use them for?!? Ewe!
I bet you drink the water to!

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