There goes the neighborhood!

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

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#10407 Aug 23, 2013
Chris - PSL wrote:
<quoted text>Save a chair for me at the cool kids table at lunch. I love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!
Good Morning All. Enjoy the weekend!
Morning Chris .. I like those Smuckers PBJ Uncrustables... YUMO!!

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#10408 Aug 23, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
<quoted text>
You are the coolest kid on the block! Of course you'll be sitting at the table! Good morning. Having problems with cookies this morning.
Chocolate chip ones?? ;) lol

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#10409 Aug 23, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>So your women never cheated on you? That's a good thing, but if it ever happened to you, you might think twice. I've been there and I am vindictive! For instance I started wiping my azz with her towel after getting out of the shower and hanging her towel back up nice and neat! lol
Remind me to never wash my face in your house and need a towel to dry. No thanks, I will use my shirt.

(lol)

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#10410 Aug 23, 2013
Chris - PSL wrote:
<quoted text>My neighbor used to breed lovebirds and then got tired of having 33. So, one day he played ding dong dash. He rang my doorbell and took off. I opened the door and here I find a small cage with 4 lovebirds in it. I didn't want birds, but being an animal lover, I kept two. I bought them the biggest cage ever! My sister took two. I have a peach faced love bird. I used to have two, but sadly one died almost a year ago. But that one was so nasty! She attached the other and broke the other's beak. Now, it grows crocked. I have to use the dremel every two weeks to trim the beak. I had to separate the two to protect the other from constant attacks. The love bird I have now, so is friendly! Whenever one of the dogs go near the cage she throws water on them. Only my own mastiff is allowed to play with her. I open the cage and he puts his head in and she sits on his nose/head. She flys up to me and is she affectionate.
Too many typos in this to correct. Guess, I didn't have enough coffee this morning. Sorry Perse.

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#10411 Aug 23, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>So your women never cheated on you? That's a good thing, but if it ever happened to you, you might think twice. I've been there and I am vindictive! For instance I started wiping my azz with her towel after getting out of the shower and hanging her towel back up nice and neat! lol
Hells no, Ricky. I control my b1tches!!!! ROFLMAO I'm teasing.

I've been with my Mrs. since I was 17 and Bambi is not that kind of girl. Bambi is very good woman who is sweet, loving, and kind. She would never hurt me like that. She doesn't like to go out and party or hang on other guys, either ... she's never been like that or a big drinker. She likes being a mom and a wife and tries to be very good at those things and tends to do a lot of girly things like get her nails done and shop. We'll have been married for 13 years here soon, and I've never worried about that.

None of my gf's in high school, before I met Bambi cheated on me, either.

I also wouldn't wipe my a$s on anyone's towel. I wouldn't stick around long enough to even be tempted to do so. I'm sure we'd have an argument over it, but the end result would be me simply telling her "Babe, baby, baby, I'm gonna leave you" and i wouldn't wait until the summer time comes rollin' around either:

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#10412 Aug 23, 2013
Morning, everyone!

USA_1

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#10416 Aug 23, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>Hahaha! Well if it were stolen it might have gotten sold to a pawn shop! Some guys will sell anything for a buck!
He didn't sell it, he just wanted to see what they would offer him after seeing what they wanted for some crappy McDermott's they had for sale.

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#10418 Aug 23, 2013
RoSesz wrote:
<quoted text>
COFFEE please,!!!
Pours RoSeaz a extra large cup!

Here ya go!

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#10419 Aug 23, 2013
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
<quoted text>
OMG .. I am so NOT coming to visit you now !! EWWWWWW....
Don't screw me over and everything will be fine! lol

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#10420 Aug 23, 2013
Chris - PSL wrote:
<quoted text>Remind me to never wash my face in your house and need a towel to dry. No thanks, I will use my shirt.
(lol)
Hey now, I never touched THAT towel!

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#10421 Aug 23, 2013
Jaywalking....

I had an idea about Jaywalkers.

It's law vehicles have to yield to people in crosswalks and that's fine by me, BUT if they chose to cross a street in the middle of the block they should be fair game to run over! lol

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

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#10422 Aug 23, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>Don't screw me over and everything will be fine! lol
Not touching that comment with a ten foot pole !! LOL !!* wink *
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#10423 Aug 23, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
Jaywalking....
I had an idea about Jaywalkers.
It's law vehicles have to yield to people in crosswalks and that's fine by me, BUT if they chose to cross a street in the middle of the block they should be fair game to run over! lol
Actually, the Obama presidency leaves the driver with no other option. Laws and fines in place and enforced by this administration, make it a *crime* to run people over. This inhibits the free flow of traffic and actually discriminates against the wealthy, car-owning populace in the favor of lazy, poor people herein known as "pedestrians" who are- BTW- awful, awful people. Do wealthy, car-owning persons *want* to run over indigenous poor persons of the ambulatory persuasion? Not always. But, the point is that laws, fermented by this administration give the wealthy job creators no choice to drive over people because stopping for them is not cost effective. Thus, we must impeach this president to ensure he does NOT seek reelection in '16 and, if it takes running over a few people. oh well....
Barry Obama

Nairobi, Kenya

#10425 Aug 23, 2013

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#10426 Aug 23, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>So your women never cheated on you? That's a good thing, but if it ever happened to you, you might think twice. I've been there and I am vindictive! For instance I started wiping my azz with her towel after getting out of the shower and hanging her towel back up nice and neat! lol
I have a girlfriend who found out her husband was cheating on her (with one of her best friends!). She used his toothbrush to clean the toilet.

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#10427 Aug 23, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>Oh he'll have to pay lol, but it sure was funny!
I agree, I did laugh.

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#10428 Aug 23, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
Good morning kids!
Today's featured menu in the camp canteen:
Scramble eggs one piece of bacon or 1 sausage
Apple and yogurt
Milk or a fruit juicer
Granola, milk and bananas
Lunch
Peanut butter and banana sandwiches
graham crackers and milk
your choice is a fruit cup or a pudding pop
your choice of Lays potato chips or Doritos
Dinner
SpaghettiOs
Popcorn chicken and tater tots
A green vegetable
Salad
And for dessert, Jello
Come on happy campers rise and shine
Spaghetti0s, haven't thought of those in years.

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#10429 Aug 23, 2013
RoSesz wrote:
<quoted text>
COFFEE please,!!!
Good morning Rose. Welcome to the neighborhood. Drinks are on Ricky!

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#10430 Aug 23, 2013
Beautiful Black Molly wrote:
Good morning good morning!
Hoot hoot! It's Friday!
Hey Molly! Yes it is. Yay.

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#10431 Aug 23, 2013
Dragoon Re-loaded wrote:
<quoted text>
TGIFF!
Good morning and happy Friday.

:)

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