There goes the neighborhood!

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#10384 Aug 23, 2013
USA_1 wrote:
<quoted text>A friend of mine out of curiosity took his Runde made Schon to a pawn shop, just to see what they'd offer him. They said they couldn't go any higher than 50 bucks and it was a 1500$ cue.
Hahaha! Well if it were stolen it might have gotten sold to a pawn shop! Some guys will sell anything for a buck!

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#10385 Aug 23, 2013
Good morning kids!
Today's featured menu in the camp canteen:
Scramble eggs one piece of bacon or 1 sausage
Apple and yogurt
Milk or a fruit juicer
Granola, milk and bananas

Lunch

Peanut butter and banana sandwiches
graham crackers and milk
your choice is a fruit cup or a pudding pop
your choice of Lays potato chips or Doritos

Dinner

SpaghettiOs
Popcorn chicken and tater tots
A green vegetable
Salad
And for dessert, Jello

Come on happy campers rise and shine

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#10386 Aug 23, 2013
FREE BEER

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.

"Y'know" said the Scot, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's where the owner will buy your 5th drink after you buy 4."

"Well" said the Englishman, "at my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."

"Ahhh that's nothing" said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."

The Englishman and the Scot immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims.
He swears every word is true.

"Well" said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"

"No, not me personally," said the Irishman.
"But it did happen to me sister."

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#10387 Aug 23, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>No dual coverage ?!
Doesn't sound like it.
With regard to the expansion of healthcare,
Better get all your medical appointments taken care of before the beginning of the year.
The rush will be on. Nuisance appointments probably.
I don't think your status opted for the expanded Medicaid. You might be OK.

“GOD SO LOVED US”

Level 6

Since: Aug 08

He Gave His SON,JESUS Christ

#10388 Aug 23, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>So your women never cheated on you? That's a good thing, but if it ever happened to you, you might think twice. I've been there and I am vindictive! For instance I started wiping my azz with her towel after getting out of the shower and hanging her towel back up nice and neat! lol
COFFEE please,!!!

“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#10389 Aug 23, 2013
Good morning good morning!
Hoot hoot! It's Friday!

“I'm Back!”

Level 4

Since: Aug 13

Virginia Beach, VA

#10390 Aug 23, 2013
Beautiful Black Molly wrote:
Good morning good morning!
Hoot hoot! It's Friday!
TGIFF!

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#10391 Aug 23, 2013
Good morning!

“Insert useless statement here.”

Level 5

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#10392 Aug 23, 2013
_Susan_ wrote:
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
LMAO! I nearly spit my coffee all over my laptop. Thanks Sue...good one!
Al Cabone
#10393 Aug 23, 2013
I was up all night thinking about Sue. I can't stop. My life is in shambles!

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#10394 Aug 23, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
<quoted text>
Doesn't sound like it.
With regard to the expansion of healthcare,
Better get all your medical appointments taken care of before the beginning of the year.
The rush will be on. Nuisance appointments probably.
I don't think your status opted for the expanded Medicaid. You might be OK.
s/b I don't think your state is included in the Medicaid expansion.

“Insert useless statement here.”

Level 5

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#10395 Aug 23, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
Good morning kids!
Today's featured menu in the camp canteen:
Scramble eggs one piece of bacon or 1 sausage
Apple and yogurt
Milk or a fruit juicer
Granola, milk and bananas
Lunch
Peanut butter and banana sandwiches
graham crackers and milk
your choice is a fruit cup or a pudding pop
your choice of Lays potato chips or Doritos
Dinner
SpaghettiOs
Popcorn chicken and tater tots
A green vegetable
Salad
And for dessert, Jello
Come on happy campers rise and shine
Save a chair for me at the cool kids table at lunch. I love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!

Good Morning All. Enjoy the weekend!

“Insert useless statement here.”

Level 5

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#10396 Aug 23, 2013
Perse, want kind of bird is that? It's pretty. I have a lovebird. She's really friendly. Loves to sit on the dogs head.

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#10397 Aug 23, 2013
Good morning everybody!

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#10398 Aug 23, 2013
Party on
Ricky F wrote:
FREE BEER
An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.
"Y'know" said the Scot, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's where the owner will buy your 5th drink after you buy 4."
"Well" said the Englishman, "at my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."
"Ahhh that's nothing" said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
The Englishman and the Scot immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims.
He swears every word is true.
"Well" said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"
"No, not me personally," said the Irishman.
"But it did happen to me sister."

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#10399 Aug 23, 2013
Chris - PSL wrote:
<quoted text>Save a chair for me at the cool kids table at lunch. I love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!
Good Morning All. Enjoy the weekend!
You are the coolest kid on the block! Of course you'll be sitting at the table! Good morning. Having problems with cookies this morning.

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#10400 Aug 23, 2013
Chris - PSL wrote:
Perse, want kind of bird is that? It's pretty. I have a lovebird. She's really friendly. Loves to sit on the dogs head.
Blue masked love bird. Aren't they great? Such personalities! What kind do you have? I'm just stuck on the blue ones.
just another poster

Hoffman Estates, IL

#10404 Aug 23, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
<quoted text>
Tip of the iceberg.
You already have many businesses cutting folks hours to less than 30 hours. Most of these folks were already just barely getting by as it is. Anyone with half a brain could have predicted that many employers would simply cut folks hours to less than 30 hours a week, rather than provide them with health insurance, which on average costs 16 k for a family. Problem with that is, they factored that these employers would simply offer these folks insurance and bear the majority of the costs associated with providing them with insurance, i.e. would help fund it, but our Community Organizer in Chief, who has never worked in business was too dopey to realize that companies will go through great lengths to avoid incurring such massive costs. Given this, these folks will now receive taxpayer funded healthcare, such costs will simply be passed off onto taxpayers, and the costs for Obamacare will be more than they anticipated.
You already have unions whining that the Cadillac tax is going to apply to them and their benefits are going to be cut. Again, anyone with half a brain could have predicted that EVERY employer would simply cut folks insurance benefits rather than pay a 50% tax or whatever it is for every dollar spent over the Cadillac plan amount. Problem with that is, they factored that some of that Cadillac plan tax money would help fund it, but our Community Organizer in Chief, who has never worked in business was too dopey to realize that companies will pretty much bend over backwards to avoid paying such a steep tax. Mark my words, almost no company in America will ever pay that tax.
They also thought that all these kids in their early 20s would pony up 300-400 a month to buy themselves insurance, which would help keep costs more affordable for older folks, but these kids don’t have money to do that. They would rather pay the fine. Insurance companies on the exchanges are offering prices for the first year figure these folks will sign up, but they won’t … so costs for these plans are going to go up in future years. Some kid in his early 20s, making $8 or $9 an hour, isn’t going to take 25% of his/her take home pay and buy health insurance that they will likely never even use, just so that older folks who need health insurance can pay less for theirs. Again, Mr. Kumbaya Community Organizer in Chief failed to appreciate this basic common sense understanding
You are going to have 30 million more folks with medical coverage who will essentially overnight be able to see a doctor, without increasing the supply of doctors. Wait times for everyone are going to balloon.
I won’t even get into all the other gimmicks they pulled to make it seem less costly than it is.
Someone with half a brain just explained it!

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#10405 Aug 23, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>So your women never cheated on you? That's a good thing, but if it ever happened to you, you might think twice. I've been there and I am vindictive! For instance I started wiping my azz with her towel after getting out of the shower and hanging her towel back up nice and neat! lol
OMG .. I am so NOT coming to visit you now !! EWWWWWW....

“Insert useless statement here.”

Level 5

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#10406 Aug 23, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
<quoted text>
Blue masked love bird. Aren't they great? Such personalities! What kind do you have? I'm just stuck on the blue ones.
My neighbor used to breed lovebirds and then got tired of having 33. So, one day he played ding dong dash. He rang my doorbell and took off. I opened the door and here I find a small cage with 4 lovebirds in it. I didn't want birds, but being an animal lover, I kept two. I bought them the biggest cage ever! My sister took two. I have a peach faced love bird. I used to have two, but sadly one died almost a year ago. But that one was so nasty! She attached the other and broke the other's beak. Now, it grows crocked. I have to use the dremel every two weeks to trim the beak. I had to separate the two to protect the other from constant attacks. The love bird I have now, so is friendly! Whenever one of the dogs go near the cage she throws water on them. Only my own mastiff is allowed to play with her. I open the cage and he puts his head in and she sits on his nose/head. She flys up to me and is she affectionate.

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