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I don't agree with that. I may be hot headed sometimes, but I don't have that premeditated vindictive streak in me. For me, that's much too extreme.
Where do you draw the line ... can he throw acid on her ... can he cut her ... can he beat her?
Best revenge is living well. Far better to learn from things ... you will always take that with you ... and after that direct positive energy into yourself rather than negative energy in hurting someone who has wronged you.
I also imagine given that he did that to her, that he is not so nice of a guy, which probably explains, in part, why she cheated on him. Not saying it justifies her behavior, at all.
What i'm saying is, I can't just say "thank you baby" if she's gonna screw around on me. i'm not saying you have to kill her or anything, but I don't have to buy her a present either! lol

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OMG! LOLOLOL
He won't get away with that I don't think. She may have signed a waiver but he had her sign it with the intent to commit fraud. No doubt he'll be sorry he ever thought it was a good idea.
Oh he'll have to pay lol, but it sure was funny!

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Aug 23, 2013
 
Rotor Head wrote:
Drive by..........Zooooom.
Hope everyones all good!
ttyl busy busy busy...
Hey Rotor! You been going to the lake much lately?

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-Persephone- wrote:
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Good news is if the other spouse has a benefited job, they will make them use those benefits, so there's no dual coverage. I had someone freaking out... that she would no longer be covered.
No dual coverage ?!

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THE ITALIAN
An Italian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Italy on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Italian hands over the keys to a new Ferrari.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. The Italian produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Italian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Italian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says,“Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”
The Italian replies:“Where else in New York City can I park my Ferrari for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
lol!

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Aug 23, 2013
 
USA_1 wrote:
<quoted text>A friend of mine out of curiosity took his Runde made Schon to a pawn shop, just to see what they'd offer him. They said they couldn't go any higher than 50 bucks and it was a 1500$ cue.
Hahaha! Well if it were stolen it might have gotten sold to a pawn shop! Some guys will sell anything for a buck!

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Aug 23, 2013
 
Good morning kids!
Today's featured menu in the camp canteen:
Scramble eggs one piece of bacon or 1 sausage
Apple and yogurt
Milk or a fruit juicer
Granola, milk and bananas

Lunch

Peanut butter and banana sandwiches
graham crackers and milk
your choice is a fruit cup or a pudding pop
your choice of Lays potato chips or Doritos

Dinner

SpaghettiOs
Popcorn chicken and tater tots
A green vegetable
Salad
And for dessert, Jello

Come on happy campers rise and shine

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Aug 23, 2013
 
FREE BEER

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.

"Y'know" said the Scot, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's where the owner will buy your 5th drink after you buy 4."

"Well" said the Englishman, "at my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."

"Ahhh that's nothing" said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."

The Englishman and the Scot immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims.
He swears every word is true.

"Well" said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"

"No, not me personally," said the Irishman.
"But it did happen to me sister."

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Aug 23, 2013
 
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>No dual coverage ?!
Doesn't sound like it.
With regard to the expansion of healthcare,
Better get all your medical appointments taken care of before the beginning of the year.
The rush will be on. Nuisance appointments probably.
I don't think your status opted for the expanded Medicaid. You might be OK.

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Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>So your women never cheated on you? That's a good thing, but if it ever happened to you, you might think twice. I've been there and I am vindictive! For instance I started wiping my azz with her towel after getting out of the shower and hanging her towel back up nice and neat! lol
COFFEE please,!!!

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Aug 23, 2013
 
Good morning good morning!
Hoot hoot! It's Friday!

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Aug 23, 2013
 
Beautiful Black Molly wrote:
Good morning good morning!
Hoot hoot! It's Friday!
TGIFF!

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Aug 23, 2013
 
Good morning!

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Aug 23, 2013
 
_Susan_ wrote:
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
LMAO! I nearly spit my coffee all over my laptop. Thanks Sue...good one!
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Aug 23, 2013
 
I was up all night thinking about Sue. I can't stop. My life is in shambles!

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-Persephone- wrote:
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Doesn't sound like it.
With regard to the expansion of healthcare,
Better get all your medical appointments taken care of before the beginning of the year.
The rush will be on. Nuisance appointments probably.
I don't think your status opted for the expanded Medicaid. You might be OK.
s/b I don't think your state is included in the Medicaid expansion.

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-Persephone- wrote:
Good morning kids!
Today's featured menu in the camp canteen:
Scramble eggs one piece of bacon or 1 sausage
Apple and yogurt
Milk or a fruit juicer
Granola, milk and bananas
Lunch
Peanut butter and banana sandwiches
graham crackers and milk
your choice is a fruit cup or a pudding pop
your choice of Lays potato chips or Doritos
Dinner
SpaghettiOs
Popcorn chicken and tater tots
A green vegetable
Salad
And for dessert, Jello
Come on happy campers rise and shine
Save a chair for me at the cool kids table at lunch. I love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!

Good Morning All. Enjoy the weekend!

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Aug 23, 2013
 
Perse, want kind of bird is that? It's pretty. I have a lovebird. She's really friendly. Loves to sit on the dogs head.

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Aug 23, 2013
 
Good morning everybody!

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Aug 23, 2013
 
Party on
Ricky F wrote:
FREE BEER
An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.
"Y'know" said the Scot, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's where the owner will buy your 5th drink after you buy 4."
"Well" said the Englishman, "at my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."
"Ahhh that's nothing" said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
The Englishman and the Scot immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims.
He swears every word is true.
"Well" said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"
"No, not me personally," said the Irishman.
"But it did happen to me sister."

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