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#7122
Jul 30, 2013
 
GANNY wrote:
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Howdy
Howdy! How have you been? I haven't really seen you in a long time.

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#7123
Jul 30, 2013
 
Yo!

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#7124
Jul 30, 2013
 
Howdy sublime!

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#7125
Jul 30, 2013
 
How the hell does this bartender remember my name? I've only seen her twice ... last time probably about 8months ago. I'm terrible with names.

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#7126
Jul 30, 2013
 
howdy people. whoever you may be :)

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#7127
Jul 30, 2013
 
-Persephone- wrote:
Howdy sublime!
<orders Perse a virgin daiquiri>

As you can see I've completely reverted to a bachelor. I actually was gonna skip dinner but got hungry after doing the lawn ... Didn't feel like cooking ... Rather than fast food I figured I'd hit my local watering hole for a buffalo chicken wrap and a few fat tires.

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#7128
Jul 30, 2013
 
Sublime1 wrote:
How the hell does this bartender remember my name? I've only seen her twice ... last time probably about 8months ago. I'm terrible with names.
I can remember names, and I can remember faces, but I cant remember which name goes with which face.

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#7129
Jul 30, 2013
 
-Persephone- wrote:
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Howdy! How have you been? I haven't really seen you in a long time.
I've been doing pretty good lately, hows about you?

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#7130
Jul 30, 2013
 
GANNY wrote:
<quoted text>I can remember names, and I can remember faces, but I cant remember which name goes with which face.
It's a weakness of mine. I wish I were better with that, especially when it comes to business.

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#7131
Jul 30, 2013
 
PRIME RIB wrote:
howdy people. whoever you may be :)
How are you this fine evening?

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#7132
Jul 30, 2013
 
Awwww. Very sweet!
*Puts rolling pin on countertop*

I remind you of The misses sublime sock
* Pat bun and smoothes bangs*

< clears throat and does the best Screech imitatin I can>

Come here often Sonny?

All kidding aside, It sounds like you're having a good time too.
Sublime1 wrote:
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<orders Perse a virgin daiquiri>
As you can see I've completely reverted to a bachelor. I actually was gonna skip dinner but got hungry after doing the lawn ... Didn't feel like cooking ... Rather than fast food I figured I'd hit my local watering hole for a buffalo chicken wrap and a few fat tires.

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#7133
Jul 30, 2013
 
GANNY wrote:
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I've been doing pretty good lately, hows about you?
Good to hear!
I've been good good good!

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Jul 30, 2013
 
-Persephone- wrote:
<quoted text>Awwww. Very sweet!
*Puts rolling pin on countertop*

I remind you of The misses sublime sock
* Pat bun and smoothes bangs*

< clears throat and does the best Screech imitatin I can>

Come here often Sonny?

All kidding aside, It sounds like you're having a good time too.
I always try to have a good time ... Even peeling potatoes I try to have a good time.

Get this, a lady next to me just turned to me and said, you're quiet. I laughed and said yeah, I can be at first, but once I warm up to ya, watch out.

:)

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Jul 30, 2013
 
Sublime1 wrote:
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I always try to have a good time ... Even peeling potatoes I try to have a good time.
Get this, a lady next to me just turned to me and said, you're quiet. I laughed and said yeah, I can be at first, but once I warm up to ya, watch out.
:)
uhoh! Should I swat her with the rolling pin?

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Jul 30, 2013
 
-Persephone- wrote:
<quoted text>uhoh! Should I swat her with the rolling pin?
Nope, I'm all good. Home safe and sound. When I said "I can be at first, but once I warm up to ya, watch out." She said, "well you better hurry up," because the place was about to close. LMAO The bartender even bought one of my beers for me. It was a perfect night for a ride to boot. Night, Perse. All is good in the world.

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Jul 30, 2013
 
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Nope, I'm all good. Home safe and sound. When I said "I can be at first, but once I warm up to ya, watch out." She said, "well you better hurry up," because the place was about to close. LMAO The bartender even bought one of my beers for me. It was a perfect night for a ride to boot. Night, Perse. All is good in the world.
* tucks Sublime in*

Awwww!

<patrols yard with rolling pin in hand>

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Jul 31, 2013
 

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YO NEIGHBOR!!!

YOUR HORN IS HONKING...YOUR ALARM CLOCK IS BUZZING.. YOUR DOG IS BARKING....

DON T MAKE.ME...Come OVER There... TWERP!!

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

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I HAVE BAD JOCK ITCH!

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#7143
Jul 31, 2013
 
Back with us once again right here on "There goes the neighborhood!" ....... is our NOT so favorite squatty body, jiggly fat, baby bottle sucking, diaper wearing dwarf Voyeur!

But before he starts his act, he wants to everyone he loves you almost as much as Donkey!

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“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

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I HAVE BAD JOCK ITCH!

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Jul 31, 2013
 

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Basic Flying Rules:

1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.
4: A good landing is one you can walk away from, a great landing is one where you can use the airplane again!

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

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I HAVE BAD JOCK ITCH!

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Jul 31, 2013
 

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A father and son went hunting together for the first time.
The father said, "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."
A few minutes later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet." The son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said,'Should we eat them here or take them with us?' Well, I guess I just panicked."

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