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-Persephone- wrote:
<quoted text>I know how...
Tell me! tell me!....anything to get me off topix..lol

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<quoted text>But if women say they are equal to a man then let her do the mowing for a change? I guarantee you I've done more dishes than she's mowed the lawn! I've also washed my own clothes, let her mow half the yard Sublime/ lol
Oh Ricky, I have more man gene than some men. I do/have cut the lawn. I've installed 9 windows, created the concrete border around the 9 windows, painted the house, painted the soffits, moved 4 cubic yards of landscaping rocks, laid out 450 feet of fencing, tiled, dry walled, spackled and painted walls inside the house. So, I can guarantee that I do more outside than he does inside. I manage at the same time to keep the house clean, his belly full and a part time position as a PI. There's an inside joke with my husband and I that I will share with you all. When I'm doing my "domestic diva" duty, I wear my vagina. When I do hard manual labor I take off my vagina and put on my penis. LOL

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Naturally Wired wrote:
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I thought Fernando cleaned your pool?
(doubt you remember what I'm talking about.)
OH MY GOODNESS! Fernando!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!~duh of course I remember ;)

FYI....remember my Pauly? Well, he laid eggs. So it's safe to say it's was a Paulette the whole time! lol

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I am idiot wrote:
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Oh it is!
You're just dumb enough to stay in Sin City for more than three days.
Don't be mad because I could afford to stay that long. It was way more fun than work.

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Chris - PSL wrote:
<quoted text>Oh Ricky, I have more man gene than some men. I do/have cut the lawn. I've installed 9 windows, created the concrete border around the 9 windows, painted the house, painted the soffits, moved 4 cubic yards of landscaping rocks, laid out 450 feet of fencing, tiled, dry walled, spackled and painted walls inside the house. So, I can guarantee that I do more outside than he does inside. I manage at the same time to keep the house clean, his belly full and a part time position as a PI. There's an inside joke with my husband and I that I will share with you all. When I'm doing my "domestic diva" duty, I wear my vagina. When I do hard manual labor I take off my vagina and put on my penis. LOL
LMAO!

You are an exception after all you wrestle gators for fun!

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Chris - PSL wrote:
<quoted text>OH MY GOODNESS! Fernando!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!~duh of course I remember ;)
FYI....remember my Pauly? Well, he laid eggs. So it's safe to say it's was a Paulette the whole time! lol
lol!!

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Chris - PSL wrote:
<quoted text>OH MY GOODNESS! Fernando!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!~duh of course I remember ;)
FYI....remember my Pauly? Well, he laid eggs. So it's safe to say it's was a Paulette the whole time! lol
Now that is a long time ago about Fernando!

You should have just flipped over that bird and checked when you got him, well her...lol

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Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>LMAO!
You are an exception after all you wrestle gators for fun!
Yes! Your right! I forgot about that. But, does that fall under the "domestic diva" category or hard manual labor category. lmao

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YO NEIGHBOR...

YEAH YOU, SMART MOUTH...!!!!

IF I HEAR YOU...So much as SCREAM as your kids today..I WILL CLIMB OVER THIS FENCE....With my NEW Power Hose and WASH your mouth out...of the Insensitive Words.
YOU are speaking to your OWN Flesh and Blood!!!!

WATCH ME...PAL...!!!!

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Naturally Wired wrote:
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Now that is a long time ago about Fernando!
You should have just flipped over that bird and checked when you got him, well her...lol
Easier said than done. Even took the two birds to a specialist. They flipped the bird over and told me Pauly was a boy. I could have paid for a blood test to determine the sex. But I didn't. I didn't really care. lol

I didn't realize until I had to divorce the birds because they wanted to kill each other. Love birds who wanted to kill eacher. Go figure. Lovebirds? A few months later after seperating them, Pauly laid eggs. Whoops, guess the specialist was wrong. LMAO

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Chris - PSL wrote:
<quoted text>Yes! Your right! I forgot about that. But, does that fall under the "domestic diva" category or hard manual labor category. lmao
Depends on how sexy you were dressed while working? lol

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Colorado Chick wrote:
YO NEIGHBOR...
YEAH YOU, SMART MOUTH...!!!!
IF I HEAR YOU...So much as SCREAM as your kids today..I WILL CLIMB OVER THIS FENCE....With my NEW Power Hose and WASH your mouth out...of the Insensitive Words.
YOU are speaking to your OWN Flesh and Blood!!!!
WATCH ME...PAL...!!!!
NO!

You CAN'T have the leftovers, those are for my rottweilers, how many times are you going to ask for my dogs food? lol

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Colorado Chick wrote:
YO NEIGHBOR...
YEAH YOU, SMART MOUTH...!!!!
IF I HEAR YOU...So much as SCREAM as your kids today..I WILL CLIMB OVER THIS FENCE....With my NEW Power Hose and WASH your mouth out...of the Insensitive Words.
YOU are speaking to your OWN Flesh and Blood!!!!
WATCH ME...PAL...!!!!
Is that the same power hose I saw your violently squirming and thrashing about on the ground with it stuck deep in your pants while moaning like a dog in heat? lol

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_USA_ wrote:
<quoted text>That would be me. ;-) I think my arch nemesis Hellywood got me zapped. LOL...
I won't ask where.

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_USA_ wrote:
<quoted text>You still don't know how to use contractions yet. Baby steps. LOL. <-o
You know the old GRAYhorse isn't me, right? It's a neanderthal.

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Naturally Wired wrote:
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Tell me! tell me!....anything to get me off topix..lol
*nibbles NWs ear*

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_USA_ wrote:
<quoted text>What, like the Second Amendment or limiting big government. I know what you likely find important, entitlements! Do you get food stamps with your welfare check? <-o
He was devastated to find out Obamacare wouldn't be paying to get his hooves reshod, too.

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_Susan_ wrote:
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My landlord thanks you and says he's put the beer in the cooler by the pool.
He said the beer was your idea and he thinks you are trying to get me drunk. He also said he checked the rules and is sorry, but you can't go skinny dipping with me.:( LOL

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Chris - PSL wrote:
<quoted text>Oh Ricky, I have more man gene than some men. I do/have cut the lawn. I've installed 9 windows, created the concrete border around the 9 windows, painted the house, painted the soffits, moved 4 cubic yards of landscaping rocks, laid out 450 feet of fencing, tiled, dry walled, spackled and painted walls inside the house. So, I can guarantee that I do more outside than he does inside. I manage at the same time to keep the house clean, his belly full and a part time position as a PI. There's an inside joke with my husband and I that I will share with you all. When I'm doing my "domestic diva" duty, I wear my vagina. When I do hard manual labor I take off my vagina and put on my penis. LOL
No wonder I like you. Come on over to my apartment. I have some dishes that need to be done. lol

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Jul 30, 2013
 
Afternoon good people, I hope everyone is enjoying the day.
All good in da hood, lol, <bex waves at Perse>

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Bex aka Black Molly aka Fish Sticks

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